He deserved every bit of that.

"They know how to open doors?"

my initial thought was....no freaking WAY.
I was purty sure somebody put the snake in the position to open the door.....that they lifted him up there from the inside of the door. but I was curious. COULD a snake really be smart enough to open a door?

welp....apparently so!

http://www.livescience.com/37595-how...le-brains.html

puzzle solving! creepy man!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3033337/posts

some quotes from the link above...

To: RummyChick
My old roommate’s 6’ Burmese Python could do the same and did so many times. They are smart enough to know the door is the way out of a room and they climb it inadvertently turning the knob.

To: South40
so they do it with round knobs too?
So you would say that this is not intentionally going for a handle but just sliding around on the door and it accidentally turns the knob?

To: RummyChick
Yes, they do it with knobs just as easily as with levers. The snake can sense the air coming from under and around the door and knows it’s best way of escaping the room is to get to the other side. Not finding a way under, they climb. My roommate’s snake would slither up the jamb, wrapping itself around the knob and in doing so it would turn releasing the door just as you see in this video. It was also very adept at escaping its cage so we never knew where it was in the house. My GF would never again enter the house once she learned of this. :-)

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Something tells me they messed with the wrong mother****er.

But where's his shoe?

you have to be kind of a badass to take on 2 street thugs with only 1 shoe

Guy with the camera probably had a bat and it's the perfect time to act tough.





If he did have a bat, he was right, they picked with the wrong mother****er lol

up the fat guys ass

I love watching nigh bad tough guys (sarcasm) get the shit beat out of them

How did they get an Iphone in 2005?

"Twerking to the Classics." Now this is fine culture!
http://tinyurl.com/nxutszx

SMFH

Twerking. LMAO. ****ing stupid. They should record it and keep it until they're 80 to show their grand kids to show them how ****ing reeruned they were.


Just think, they're allowed to vote

It has a name now?

I've always referred to that as "that thing that only the black strippers do that's really damn disgusting"

Can we move beyond this insane belief that fat, cottage cheese asses are attractive? That's the root of all this evil. If you have an ass like that, you should do everything in your power to distract from it and for the love of all that is sacred, please do NOT shake it at anyone.

Nooooooooooooooo!

I had to laugh a second time at this one.

Shark week promo not real, but a funny commercial.

the new seal sling burrito.
thinking outside the box.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ty-Qj3zJYAQO1u

Yeah, I know....just thought it was funny.




Damnit, somehow accidentally deleted it. I'm and idiot.

http://i.imgur.com/Tbkj2La.gif

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/n...esmircea/5.jpg

Not sure if really a fail or not but wasn't sure what thread to put this in. Is funny.

Who currs if not real? Shark week promo was funny & should be put in Epic Sloth thread.

its bun! BUN YOU IDIOT!!1!

http://content6.flixster.com/photo/1...166460_gal.jpg

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They sure don't make em like they used to.....

Heh....

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2171/1lkk.jpg

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Wow. 1950s guy eats steering wheel and cedes the math part of his brain to the roof, while 2000s guy gets out and calls his insurance company.

I wonder what the two cars weigh.

really quite amazing when you think about it.

Indeed.

http://philosophyforumlgbt.org/wp-co...pe-240x300.jpg

Those old cars were really good about transferring the force of an impact directly to the passengers.

Does anyone really believe that old cars are safer than new?

Wow. I was certain that old tank would chew up some plastic car. I gotta tip my cap to modern engineering.

Good lord, its a wonder any of us even lived through that era.

What a waste of a beautiful Bel Air.

My thoughts exactly. They could have just donated it to me.

but if I gotta be killed inna car crash I wanna go in style
actually, surprised the 59 didn't destroy the new chevy, maybe inna head on
but it was a waste of a beautiful bel air

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In a head on it still wouldn't be close. The new car would still demolish the old one.

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Exactly what I was thinking when I started watching it.

me too. wow. technology....it's righteous.
when I was in high school my grandmother passed and we inherited her Chrysler 300. it looked just about exactly like this....

http://www.mopar9999.com/FCStore2008/images/300_02.jpg
http://www.motorbase.com/uploads/pic...0_Coupe_Sv.jpg
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/cars/66.chry.300.jpg
http://www.motorbase.com/uploads/pic...Dash_Board.jpg


383 4 barrel.
it was a bad ass car. it was a ****ing TANK! I always thought you'd be so damn safe if you got in a wreck in that thing. I wreckon not!

I am amazed for sure!

LMAO

All hail crumple zones!

Nobody that understands anything about physics believed that.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/28/gejyduga.jpg


Alec Baldwin went cray cray on twitter just now lol.

God God. At what point did that person say to themselves, "Yep, this is a great idea."

Not soon enough.

Good Guy Aaron Hernandez.....



http://i.lvme.me/q2qkeht.jpg

DUDE!
I am so glad I couldn't see his face!
****!
I wonder if he even has a lower jaw still?

Oh Frank.

well shit....I guess it's not real huh?

Looks real enough to me but my reaction was more along the lines of “That’s what you get, dumbass!”

That's not how Super Man does it.

:spock:

ROFL

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:shrug:

JFC, escalator steps are solid and they would shred a person's face. :eek:

I’m trying to spot his “oh shit” moment, that point where he realizes just how stupid his entire plan was from start to finish.
I think it’s just after the peak of the jump when he fails to get any kind of grip on the rails.

That's ****ing Hilaria.

LMAO

Paint in the backseat + Car accident

http://i.imgur.com/4TL3XQx.jpg

Insult to injury

So I'm using the interwebs to get tips on the proper scoring of cribbage. Turns out the scope of the "for dummies" world of knowledge is pretty wide..

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Lol. Putz.