(In my best Doc Holiday) Oh midnight your are still here? I forgot, you may go.

Good one!!!!
 

Cheap Hookers for the Night: $50

Tanning Sessions to Color your skin Orange: $150

Looking Like a Douchebag on the World Wide Web While Thinking you are Cool: Priceless![/QUOTE]

LMAO Girls makin' gang signs!!!!! How cute!!!!!

I guess he was the only one at the party walking around with his shirt off.

Ah, I'll bet his bareback buddy is around there someplace.

Yeah, I've never seen an Accord with Missouri plates before, so I'd like to see it. Probably has one of those cool coffee-can exhausts, too.

And a spoiler.

I'm not sure which is cuter:

a. The gang sign
b. Her mustache and soul patch

Oompa Loompa
Doopity Doo
Midnight_Cheeto
Is an Orange Douche

Oompa Loompa
Doopity Dee
Go to a coffee shop
get a laptop for free

What do you do
when your kid has a bike?
Riding around, and all the chicks like?

What do yo do
when your kid dates a thief.
Take a dump on his pillow for some relief.

Who is to blame. The douchebag or your daughter?

Holy shit, she IS a hairy faced beast.

LMAO

FAX

Mary, Mary, quite contrary...

FYP(ic)

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...002/accord.jpg

ROFL

A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?ROFL
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? BwhahahahahaROFL:LOL:

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.

Make sure to remove the watermark from the photo BEFORE you post it.

:thumb:

I'm sure you have nicest wheels in the trailer park.

For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.

Only in this reerun's fragile mind does the privacy of someone's living room become a public place they have the confidence to remove their shirt in...

OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please STFU.

No, but then again, I don't have the face of a meth addict, either.

Trust me, I wouldn't trade my life for yours if a check for ten million dollars was part of the deal.

You're just jealous 'cause you're not orange and chicken breasted.

LMAO

Don't forget the hairy-faced hooker.

And a crotch-rocket? Might as well tattoo "Insecure Douchebag" across that orange chicken breast.

I still find it amazing that you really think your that "in shape," and everyone else is fat...LOL. Hate to break it to ya your just another normal person at the gym, your not that big or cut. You have ZERO abs. Its also awesome how your soooo popular, yet you keep coming back to chat...your "that" guy who is insecure and needs validation to make himself feel better and if your such a pro with chicks, which you think you are, you would know they are not attracted to insecurity.

Hey guys, did you look closely at the Ooompa Loompa picture I made?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...1&d=1214675623

Its hilarious! I took my shirt off when I made it. All the chicks love my photoshop skills. You guys are just hating cuz I have hilarious photoshop skills and a $157,000 house.

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ROFL

ROFL You aren't even "in shape", your skinny, so you have some muscle tone. But I got news for ya, everyone else who weighs 90 lbs does too.

Exactly. Ive got his ass beat.

I think the one on the left is more attractive than the blond actually.

Otter likes him some mustache...

LMAO

Ah Crown...nectar of the Gods.

You look like you've never seen a gym before. You weigh what, a buck 60? Oh wait, are you one of the metrosexual guys that want to stay lean?

Hey Midnight Douchebag I think I found a video of you.

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Hey, doosh, you ever compete at the D-1 level? If no, STFD and STFU. I work with a guy that works really hard to maintain his physique. He lifts for tone, but he doesn't want to bulk up. Of course, he is openly gay...

Eh...one on the left, maybe, if I was about ten beers into the evening. No, probably not even then. Her bone structure is not very good, and she's carrying a little too much body fat. The one on the right...not so much. Too hippy, without the accompanying large breasts to give the hippiness a sense of proportion and symmetry. As well, she's a little too soft looking. Also, the over-bleached hair with the dark ends is just plain tragic. Neither one is all that pretty. Seriously. They might be nice people and stand up citizens, but I don't think that they are worthy of being posted on the internet as uber-hotts. Sorry, and if that's the best that you can do in terms of "bragging" about the hotts you can pull, it's not really that good.

But I imagine that to you, as a person meandering about a social setting that doesn't include a pool or beach with no shirt on (so very classy), drunk, with a squished looking head (I am reticent to criticize, as your personal appearance is no fault of your own - genetics give you what you are, it's not your fault if you have a shrunken head), that these ladies represent quite the score.

I am actually more concerned about the bike. Where's the bike? You said that chicks dig a guy with a bike. Where is it? What is it? Is it a mountain bike? A road racing bike? Did you mean motorcycle? Or are you scoring the two 6's (who are better than the other three 3's in attendancefor a grand total of five woman at the event) at the Sierra Club kegger by rolling up on your electric powered scooter? Let's have some verifying proof that it was the bike you rolled up on that brought these maidens of mediocrity away from their flower garden on the back wall to your borderline scrawny virility.

At least he hasn't claimed to be a Mensa member..........yet.

I'd post on this thread, but I'm too busy wasting my life away getting fatter so I can't see my penis. Good times.

FAX

I see Brokebike Mountain is still continuing. I was hoping this movie had ended in a fiery crash.

Just give it up douchebag. No one gives a rat's ass what you're trying to prove. Run along with your bi and the curious and take those skanky ho's with you.

Don't worry Mr Fax, it only matters that the beautiful and witty Mrs Fax can see it.




And that we can't.

ROFL

BrokeBike Mountain.

That should be his username.

I banged both those chicks last weekend. I didn't need a bike All I needed was a bottle of Whiskey

Brokebike's version of taxing

"Wowee, this . . . female. . . is very sexually stimulating, I think I may be able to stay hard long enough to put on a convincing show. Can't wait to impress my internet bros when I tell them how hetero I am."

With all the straight talk and all the poking fun at everyone's imagined flab, face it dude, you're into bears and you posting here is the internet equivalent of punching the girl you [well, not you, we] liked on the arm in grade school.

Good comeback, you had to think about that one a bit huh?

Well, you see I don't suck off of the government's teet, nor do I ask my parents for cash to go out to the clubs in which you frequent I'm sure.

I have to give you some credit though. I'm sure shaving your chest and applying spray on tan makes it a hell of a lot easier to find your boyfriends spunk.

Good for you sir....:thumb:

Mods I endorse this post.o:-)

I don't know if a single poster has ever deserved to be ostracized more than you. That includes American Hero

It turns out, I know Blonde....

She just forwarded me your phone messages stud muffin.

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Translation :

The blonde said 'Uh...let's just be friends. I've had enough three hump chumps already'.

WOW

That is ridiculous..... I wonder if she ever called him back. :D

Just when I thought this thread had lost its burst ...

It may make 1,000 posts after all.

Ah, an Atlanta douche. I run into lots of those. This particular model I would assume is found saddled with boatloads of debt living the 'fake it till ya make it' Atlanta mantra. Driving a new car and bike looks cool, especially when people can't go home and see the rathole you're renting. A loss of job or unexpected expenses can often lead to a visit from Bubba the repo man, a very busy guy in Atlanta.

The only places that a man should be without a shirt is the pool, however some 'guys' like to go shirtless at 10th and Piedmont as well as the Swinging Richards and Manhole nightclubs.

The pictures with beards can be deceiving, as you might think you will find this specimen out with the female gender. Unfortunately this type is far more likely to be found in the mens room with some guys balls on his chin.

Went out again last night and met another blonde. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...ch83/heath.jpg

You already posted a picture of the one on the left...

.

Dude, you should start treatment ASAP.

Ouch, stud muffin has been pwned. AGAIN!

LMAO

Wow you guys are a little slow. I already know the one on the left but her friend on the right I had never met before and we hit it off. Dont be upset that you guys stayed in and looked up porn all night haha.

Why does someone keep posting pictures of ugly girls?

The only one that was close to being decent was the dark-haired girl in the OP. OPtherwise...ick.

You just met her? I taxed that girl a few weeks ago.

Um you edited the posted that i quoted...nice cover....:clap:

deberg sleeps with ugly chicks

haha

Hey...homely chicks need lovin' too

Low self esteem and low standards = fish in a barrel

How come you call yourself Douchebag ?

mods did it. but really midnite_cowboy did it to himself...

Because the mods wouldn't let him use Pole Smoker

I just figured as stupid as this guy is, he had to do it himself!

:LOL:

Taxing's for rookies, I taxidermy my bitches.

this thread is full of taxation without representation

How big of a douche bag do you have to be to not only carry around a camera to take pictures in bars but then come home and post them on the internet to a bunch of strangers?

Seriously dude, this is like grand scale douche bag.

http://soulassassins.com/wp-content/douchebag2.jpg

These girls are your standard good looking bar babes... buy them drinks, listen to their mindless babble and you're home free. I dunno why one would have to post about it... we're very likely not talking about girls playing hard to get.

One of the funniest things about this entire deal, Mr. Mile High Mania, is that Atlanta is known for beautiful women. That place is awash in extremely hot babe people. I imagine that orthodonists make a lot of money there. The thing is that these are not the best examples of the hotness that Atlanta has to offer, by any reasonable measure.

FAX

Yeah - I live in Dallas and the talent pool is quite nice.

These girls aren't ugly, but ... I don't understand the reason for posting. As I mentioned, they're hot bar/party chics... nothing more and nothing less. Talking about bagging one is like saying "I had fries at Burger King." Hell, who hasn't?

Yeah those are standard bar sluts. Not that impressive.

:LOL:

Nice one, Claythan.

I suppose for someone that hasn't pulled that much tail in their lifetime, this is a probably big deal to them.

For those of us that have been around, those are like fries at Burger King. For someone that's been exposed to a limited menu, they probably taste like filet mignon.

He's been pretty aggressive about posting about his heterosexuality. Probably had the Westboro clan protesting outside his trailer a couple of weeks ago.

Again, since you think these females are soooo avg for your taste, please post pics of your wife or gf. The only one that sacked up was Phobia. Granted, his wife was skanky as hell but I give him props for at least posting a pic of her.