Bitches can't make up their minds.

I just found out that my childhood friend......is schizophrenic.

You know what would be weird? You were probably both pretending to like girls at that point, but he may have secretly liked you instead of girls because he was gay, and you may have secretly liked him of girls instead because you were a girl, and now he's gay and could actually admit it, but since you're a girl he can't any more, and now that you're a girl you could actually admit it, but since he's gay you can't any more. It's like an episode of Three's Company that couldn't be shown in the 70s.

This makes me think: "WTF???"
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Exactly.

And all of the best guys are gay, anyways. Well, gay or living in Colorado driving apricot BMWs.

Or Reaper.

Speaking of NBA Jam, why was MJ never in any of those games.

Thats mularkey.

Licensing bullhonkey.

We always used to unlock DJ Jazzy Jeff.

And who needs MJ? You've got these bitchin' teams:

# Charlotte Hornets: Muggsy Bogues, Dell Curry, Hersey Hawkins, Larry Johnson and Alonzo Mourning
# Indiana Pacers: Antonio Davis, Derrick McKey, Reggie Miller and Rik Smits
# Orlando Magic: Nick Anderson, Horace Grant, Penny Hardaway and Dennis Scott
# Phoenix Suns: A.C. Green, Kevin Johnson, Danny Manning, Dan Majerle and Wayman Tisdale

Reggie! Smits! Muggsy! Zo! Grandmama! Penny! KJ! Majerle! 3-D!!!!!! And so many more!

Oh my God, the early '90s NBA ****in' owned.

It's so hot when a chick invites you to view her webcam...AND DOESN'T ASK YOU TO PAY!!!

The Hornets were brilliant in NBA Jam. My allegiance is to the Magic, but gatdamn could the Hornets ball on that game.

hi5!

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Dangit! Now I gotta move to Colorado and drive a apricot BMW

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So it looks like the hotel minibar is mostly a thing of the past. I bet I haven't seen one in 4 years.

Everyone figured out that it was a lot cheaper and more efficient to walk two blocks over to the nearest CVS pharmacy and bring some booze back to the hotel.

Yeah, I brought mine with me from home. Which leads to my second random thought:

I hate drinking out of plastic. Give me real glass every time. I know that the maids just wipe out the glasses with used bath towels, but I'd still rather have the option of washing out my own glass by hand and not having to drink out of plastic.

Damn, I've seen this episode of Renovation Realities.