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Simplex3 01-25-2008 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
I SLASH MY WRISTS

WE WISH

Demonpenz 01-25-2008 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
I SLASH MY WRISTS


there goes your sex life

Bob Dole 01-25-2008 06:46 PM

Alas, Bob Dole just checked and he doesn't have an email from Ms. Venison to share with everyone.

Phobia 01-25-2008 06:50 PM

I'd like to hire Miss Tynes. Who should I contact if I wish to pay her $75 an hour? If I had her pose as if she were doing drywall work, would she actually do the drywall? This is an important question.

Simplex3 01-25-2008 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Alas, Bob Dole just checked and he doesn't have an email from Ms. Venison to share with everyone.

Damn. That could have been rich.

Ultra Peanut 01-25-2008 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach|
This thread and the /b/ tards on the Chan type sites orchestrating this Scientology attack have been pretty interesting examples of the mob mentality and its possible effects.

They're also hilarious.

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Originally Posted by lindavinson
i never pushed kirstie into modeling. she started at 18 and was only involved in it for 2 years. when she got pregnant with emma she decided it wasn't the career she wanted.

Man, it's just not fair when you're pushed out of the workplace just because you got knocked up.

I do, however, know of some ahem classy websites that pay top dollar to pregnant (or pseudo-pregnant) ladies for a few hours' work. Let me know, aight?

Simplex3 01-25-2008 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'd like to hire Miss Tynes. Who should I contact if I wish to pay her $75 an hour? If I had her pose as if she were doing drywall work, would she actually do the drywall? This is an important question.

If she can get the drywall as flat as her chest you'd be in business.

keg in kc 01-25-2008 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'd like to hire Miss Tynes. Who should I contact if I wish to pay her $75 an hour? If I had her pose as if she were doing drywall work, would she actually do the drywall? This is an important question.

You would need to clarify what you mean by "do the drywall".

Her stance on nudity and sexual acts is very clear...

teedubya 01-25-2008 06:55 PM

Threads like these keep bringing me back to Chiefsplanet.

Ultra Peanut 01-25-2008 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs
Threads like these keep bringing me back to Chiefsplanet.

Yeah. No matter how full of reeruns this place may be, we occasionally end up pulling in bigger, funnier reeruns to pick apart piece by piece.

DaneMcCloud 01-25-2008 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut
Yeah. No matter how full of reeruns this place may be, we occasionally end up pulling in bigger, funnier reeruns to pick apart piece by piece.

It's kind of like "Survivor: reerun Island".

keg in kc 01-25-2008 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud
It's kind of like "Survivor: reerun Island".

Except instead of getting voted off, losers make "I'm leaving forever" threads.

Iowanian 01-25-2008 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lindavinson
real person? YES...i'm her MOTHER...and i am on the phone with her now trying to convince her to go ahead with a law suit against this site and the people involved. fortunate for you she doesn't seem to have the temper that i do.



maybe you should have spent a little more time talking to her when she was younger about not putting faux-pRon photos of herself on the internet. maybe she wouldn't have changed her "weekend name" to Cinnemon and have brass pole burns.

Someday, the Milfhunter will have you both online in a 2fer.

kstater 01-25-2008 07:03 PM

This is gonna get good now.

ChiefaRoo 01-25-2008 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
jIZ is a cum-dumpster for all things liberal. If it helps it's rare that he climbs out of the DC cesspool and posts over here.

Lib Cum Dumpster LMAO


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