Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742744)

I can do roasts if I'm not all boinked out on Adderall. I just have a different style...try to crack gags or jokes. My two Hootie roasts last year were Adderall-induced... I was taking a lot of it because I was in nursing school. That's where all that "tl;dr" stuff came from. I mean...I can still produce "tl;dr" stuff...but when I was on Adderall or Vyvanse...I couldn't even help myself. And almost the entire time I was posting during the roast thread last year, I was all hopped up on Adderall or Vyvanse. The Addy's make me like....OCD-ish. Have to be overly thorough with shit. And I just want to keep on popping more and more of them... the Vyvanse doesn't have quite the same euphoric, OCD effect on me...I don't want to keep on popping a bunch of Vyvanses after I pop one 30-50 mg capsule, but it still makes me long-winded as hell.

Haven't had an upper since December.

I think I was Adderall-free when I did the Setsuna and Direckshun roasts...was probably one of those days where I didn't take any so I could double-dose the next day. Yeah...not good. The Hootie roasts, to my recollection had some ok jokes in there, I think, but I wasn't concise enough... looking for those jokes would be a needle in a haystack type o' dealio. I should try to revise those two Hootie roasts and see if I can fix them up...make them more acceptable....there are gags in there...just have to dig for them or just kind of be on the "same page" as me while reading.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742697)

Yea. I loved a lot of Saul God's roasts, but that one tonight is probably my favorite as well.

When I saw the interview format I giggled like a schoolgirl.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742753)

Yeah, I just pulled into my driveway when I read this one. I just sat outside in my car and read that on my phone and giggled while I noticed my 2 daughters and wife looking at me from the windows, all pumped up because I had gotten home. It was a good feeling. Was reading something I found to be genuinely funny and was feeling loved by my family simultaneously. Not to sound sappy or anything, but reading the Donger roast was a good moment for me...I'll always remember it.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10742755)

We're still doing butt stuff later tonight, right?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742768)

Well... if we can get this almighty list maker to give us some more names...then well, yeah... I think we can probably get to the butt stuff.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742777)

He is ignoring my phone calls....that son of a bitch. How could he do this to me!

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742747)

Says he's off the uppers....shows relapse in the post.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742747)

Says he's off the uppers....shows relapse in the post.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742781)

Because you get drunk and end up at gay bars...

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742797)

I wish I always ended up at gay bars. If it's one demographic that has the ability to boost my self-esteem (by giving me compliments about my looks), it's the gays. Every time I am around those homosexuals (I have a gay cousin, so I know all the gays around these parts...I think he is a slut, because he has a different gay dude at every family get-together), I go home with higher self esteem. Unfortunately for me though, I am one of the straightest dudes I've ever known of (I hate watching porn because the other guy's wiener gets in the way) and having my ego boosted the way it is when I am around gays just isn't enough to persuade me to go to the gay bar.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10742797)

I wish I always ended up at gay bars.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10742799)

I'm the same way with big black girls. They've always loved me.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10742800)

And that's all I need.

Thank you...