What's up SLAG?

A black silk negligee.....













GET YOUR MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER!!!! :shake:

ROFL

odd thread tonight......

I don't think I've ever heard anyone call it a "gutter" before.

When is it ever normal? :)

whats up greg

not much tonite

enjoing some Jim and Coke

Me? Just munching on some after dinner mints. LOL

HellifIknow

Let's see. Until Saturday you are still hiding behind a BB Forum.

I'm coming out! I want the world to see!!



Maybe I'll stay home Saturday.

Aren't we all? :p

Nah you won't. We would just say you are still boring then. :)

Does Aces know?

you're gonna say that after you meet me anyway.

I have met quite a few Planet members thank you very much!!!! I am not caught some some black hole in nirvana.

I guess we will have something in common then.

LMAO

You are correct sir; unfortunately. In fact they shouldn't even call black holes, black holes; they should call them Coffeyvilles.

I'm getting tired. You guys must keep me awake.

Did you hear about the woman from Algiers who gave birth to seven babies?

Well don't go to sleep without at least answering my question.

I could keep you awake for a good hour. Just a short drive east.

he'll be my ride.

OUCH!!!

He'll be your ride out....of the closet??? :)

:rolleyes: :shake:

I want to stay up because Aces will be home in a little over an hour. No, SpChief you can not come over to pass the time.

You're so mean! :D

Is it scary that most of the kids in the second row ALL look like, I'm gonna butcher the spelling, Mackully Kulken?

So, we won't be seeing Aces post for at least 15 minutes after that right?

Is that all you think we do?

Are you serious?



"SARCASM

That long huh?

Well, I figured you would wait for him to come through the door. Give him a hello kiss. INform him of all Planet happenings and then let him get online.

What the hell did you think I meant. :hmmm:

ROFL

Yeah right, if she said "come on over", you'd be a dot on the horizon.

Yes that is all he thinks you do. :D

Oh so...Kiss, BS, BS, BS,BS turn the computer over?

I'm about to make myself an espresso with Baileys and Kahlua. I'll probably make him one when he gets home.

Well, since he pops up, usually right after you pop off, on the nights you stay up late.... yeah.

Pop goes the weasel!!

Can't believe this has not been bumped.

You weren't here. Now, how long before you kill it?

He killed it by bumping it.

Damn Thread Killer!!!

How is the server busy at 11 on a friday?

You mean Planet Killer???

Dang I think that I should be banned. :shake:

The Chiefs obviously lost recently.

Benned? As in Ben Dover?

Crap!

It's because of me.

Ok guys I'm outta here. :p

Any females in need of molesting?

Goodnight, sweet Planet. I'll see some of you tomorrow. Literally. Sweet dreams all.

So I guess the threesome is out?

I would like to think my post whoring has entertaining value. Check the pictures forum right now, for example. You will not be disappointed.

The planet sucks on Friday nights. Why do you all have to have lives when us working stiffs need entertainment?

I'm on my way.

Was out with the girlfriend this evening, and we met at a high school, Shawnee Mission Northwest. She was nursing there for the day and I swung by at the end of the day as school was letting out and all the sports teams started practicing.

It's not every day she's in the area (she's from out of town) so we hung out at the high school there for a while. We bullshit for a while and she decides she wants to go swinging at the elementary school next door, and we start swinging and eventually lay down by the fence in the grass, soaking in some sun and conversation.

Freakin' kids at the afterschool program are playing around and one of them comes over to us while we're talking. Kid had to be 5 or 6 years old.

"Are you guys making out!?!?"

I say yes. Thought I'd be cute by playing along with some innocent kid.

"Which one of you's a boy and which one's a girl?"

Doesn't reflect well on us, I suppose. I make it into a joke by insisting to the kid that I'm the girl and she's the boy.

He comes very close to believing me, and stands there confused. The girlfriend and I continue conversing until I feel a pat on my butt -- the kid snuck up on me, slapped me on the butt (I was laying on my stomach) and ran back to the swingset shouting "that's what you get! that's what you get!"

Cute. Sure. Whatever. Back to talking.

Few minutes pass by and all of a sudden there's a crowd of 3 or 4 boys, including the original one, sneaking up on us.

Same question. "Are you guys making out? Which one's a boy and a girl?"

I give the same answers, and I shit you not, they just start wailing on me. As much as 6 year olds can, anyway. They don't touch the girlfriend but they slap me on the butt a few times, slap me as hard as they can on my freaking head a few times, and one of them is literally kicking me in the ribs. I was slightly irritated but I wasn't about to reach up and make them stop -- all I do is touch one of these kids once and I'll get jailtime, I'm sure.

This goes on for about twenty seconds and they all run off, again shouting "that's what you get!"

A few minutes pass, and this time they come in and taunting us with like playground names and nyah nyah stuff. One of them jumps up and down on my back and another starts to jump on the girlfriend -- which is when this went from harmless irritation to serious irritation.

"Alright guys, enough. We'll be taking off."

Soon as I say that, one comes by as I raise myself off the ground and kicks me right in the chest. All of them run off, shouting "rrrruuuuunnnnn" as we get to our feet and start walking off the playground.

One shouts "run away like the grandmothers you are!"

Oh to be young and bratty.

It's days like this I wish April 20th could have been my "Groundhog Day," where I live the day over and over, just so I could use one of those days as an opportunity break their legs and swing them by their broken limbs face-first into the chain-link fence. They'd throw me in jail by the end of the day, but hell, by the time I restart the day I'd feel pretty good about it.

:D

We literally have a Planeteer who calls himself Guest. He's here right now.

Uhhhhhh.....fun day?

It is your alter ego isn't it?

Eh.

I'd come up with something better, like Jacque Costeau.

Man, I think we would all love to have our own personal Ground Hog Day once in our lives.

:thumb:

Mine would be the game winning shot in basketball then screwing the head cheerleader. Man that was a good day.

I'm here...Oh wait; that doesn't exactly address your problem.

what in sam hall is going on in here!!!

I don't want to know WHAT is going on in Sam Hall.

Why not? It might provide hours of entertainment.

clever

God bless them..........again:drool:

Starved for entertainment. :banghead:

A classic like Blazing Saddles would help out.

like cats?

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where all the nappy headed hoes at?

Imus was in that?

LMAO

I'm outta here.


Night Planet!!!


Let the "P" word ensue. :D

picklef***er