Because he's fat? :shrug:

If Butler couldn't chew for a month he'd probably commit suicide.

EDIT: This joke works because Butler is fat.

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I almost feel sorry for Moose at this point. Still hoping he turns it on, hoping. But Billy is making 8M and he looks like he's continuing to regress from 2012.

Good thing we got rid of Bonifacio.

So is Valencia going to stick to 2nd base or nah?

What, now that the majority of R's fans is aboard the hate-moose bandwagon you're gonna stop beating that drum and change your tune?

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...63/635/0ee.jpg

Only player (stat eligible) in MLB without a hit.

How can it be possible to have the ST he had and then go hitless in the first 6 games (5 he played)? It's gotta be all mental.

he knows you guys are watching

So, Colon or Johnny G?

Salvy has 6 walks in 24 PA's.

Last year he had 21 in 517.

Obviously he won't keep this pace up, but this is incredibly encouraging... Previously, the plate discipline was his only weakness at the plate.

oh... and I keep reminding myself that the kid is only 23 years old... jesus what a treat.

So, I went to bed before Infante was hit because I'm old. Did the pitch get away from him or was there intent? Cassel supporting Bob Fescoe was blasting Bell this morning for it, so I'm just wondering.

Yeah, the Royals as a squad had 4 walks last night. Very encouraging.

My alarm clock goes off at 2:00am, so I'll never see a complete weekday evening game.