Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10740995)

Update the ****ing OP, please.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10741026)

He's trying, but even he can't find all the roasts in this cesspool of random posts ....

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10740995)

Update the ****ing OP, please.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10740285)

60. gblowfish

http://torontorealtyblog.com/wp-cont...onsCatLady.jpg

Ten Things About Today's Roast

10. Having a moral center and a sense of ethics is good. Taking up a cause in the name of that sense of ethics is good. Posting annoying shit about a baby deer that got shot in the mouth at a cemetery is bad.

9. I think I've heard gblowfish threaten to cancel his season tickets like 84 times now. As far as I know, he still hasn't done it yet.

8. Did you guys hear about that weird lady in Michigan that passed out dildos to children on Halloween?!

7. Consider gblowfish CP's own PSA-generator. Remember to stay safe, be kind to animals, and conserve water. That's right, conserve water. If it's brown, flush it down, but if it's yellow, it's mellow.

6. Have you ever been told by a Chiefs head coach via sign language to go **** yourself. If not, try being a smarmy annoying old fart, and you too can live the dream!

5. Just so you know, this Sunday it's the 112th Anniversary of the time Billy the Kid took a shit in the St. Joseph mayor's mouth. Reflect, remember, and learn from this national tragedy. It's NEVER okay to shit in somebody's mouth!

4. Update: Gblowfish and his wife were sitting on the porch when another stray cat wandered up to them. They gave the cat some food, and what do you know? THE CAT ****ING CAME BACK!

3. Gblowfish is actually a pretty good football poster. He's good at being critical of the Chiefs while maintaining a sense of perspective about the culture of Chiefs fans. You could say he's the ambassador of BigChiefDave and the other fatass mulletheads in the true fan gif to the harsh sharp-tongued posters on Chiefs Planet.

2. What the flying **** is gblowfish's avatar? Something from one of those claymation Christmas specials from the 1940s? Christ, that thing could be the focal point of a David Bowie music video.

1. Okay, we can give gblowfish a lot of sass about the shit that he posts. But we should be more considerate. Cats don't make very responsive conversation partners, so when your old retired ass hangs out on Chiefs Planet all day, it's sometimes tough to gauge what humans talk about.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10741052)

It would help if he would get with the times and own a goddamn computer instead of relying on his damn phone when not at work

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10741180)

I like this one a lot.

Positive reputation points! (Whenever I get to a laptop...phone doesn't let me do that for whatever reason).

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10741468)

ROFL why you hating on me then?

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10741466)

Have one. Not home to update at the moment though sorry.

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 10741645)

Have you been not home since 06-14-2014 at 01:57 PM???

Hmm? :hmmm:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10741914)

Wait the I is actually a lowercase L?