Is "extrodinate" a word?

Taking Pleasure In The Misfortune Of Others, Volume 375
 

So, I'm at Foxwoods Casino in CT spending the night. I head back to the room around 10:45pm because I'm up a couple of hundred and we're getting up early. Wife is still roaming the slot machine halls. I'm in the room listening to CNN on a low volume and poking around Facebook when, lo and behold, what should I hear wafting through the paper thin walls (and connecting door) but a woman moaning softy.

Being the good perv that I am, I lower the TV volume and get up and press my ear to the crack of the connecting door. Moan, moan, moan. Sounds good. Then I hear a guy heavy breathing as well. Now the woman's moans were pretty loud at the outset (when I first heard them), but now they were softer and his were growing, so I figured she'd "gotten hers" and was returning the favor.

Moan, moan, moan (her).

Moan, moan, moan (him).

Moan, moan, moan (her).

Oh, yeah. (him) Oh, yeah, right there... Oh, God, baby, that feels so good... right there...

(long pause)

DAMMIT!! ****!!! GOD DAMN IT!!

(her, quietly) I'm sorry.

(him, angrily) It's not YOUR fault. ****!! DAMMIT!! I WAS SO CLOSE!!

(her) Sorry.

(things slamming)

LMAO

Yes, my good sir. Thanks to the paper-thin walls, everyone on the 7th floor now knows that you have performance anxiety. (And, yes, I did post all of it to my Facebook status.) :D

If the world was full of Joeys nothing would ever get done. We would have made no technologies and houses would just be overhead shelter from the rain. No one would do their jobs right everybody would just lay around all day eating whatever Joey the baker made and eating those banana peels Joey number 30097 left out and made him trip balls.

I just downloaded 4 solid hours of Briana Banks, in her prime, getting ****ed.

From where?

http://www.torrenthound.com/hash/eef...f-Briana-Banks

Sad that empornium and puretna got shut down.

I absolutly HATE the idea of the Pro Bowl being played BEFORE the Super Bowl!!!

I saw BB dance in KC in the mid 2000's. I had a whitefro, she gave me a laugh and ran her fingers through it.

Off to fap.

I really hate Microsoft Word.

CNN just had a story about topless Ukrainian protesters. Apparently a group of women have banded together to protest the sex trade by doing it topless. This, to me, seems like a conflict of interest, but I'm not complaining as almost all the women were actually cute (think "young porno Russian", not "old wrinkled scarf-headed Russian").

Which version? Each version has its own "features." For example, Word 2010 apparently has a glitch that activates font substitution when working or saving on a thumb drive document. Even if the ****ing font is in your GD Fonts Folder! JFC ****ing **** stain. At least I only paid $79 for Office 2010 Professional Academic. So, which version do you hate?

It bet it is 2000. I never really cared Word 2000.

Also, vodka + Best Choice Lemon Lime Soda + Being Snowed In + Having the next 2 days off = Thank you, Jeebus!!!

Diana Muldaur as Dr. Pulaski on "ST: TNG" was the biggest affront to fandom not named Jar-Jar Binks. In every episode, I rooted for her to don a red security shirt and beam down on an away mission.

I'm flipping chilly sitting on my couch, my happy ass should be in Fiji right now!! :deevee:

I'm sure plenty of men here will volunteer to warm up you and your happy ass. :D