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Mecca 09-06-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985437)
WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.

ROFL

This one was to funny I can't stop laughing.

SPchief 09-06-2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985437)
WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.

Dude :doh!:

Sure-Oz 09-06-2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985437)
WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.

Are you naive?

The Franchise 09-06-2008 02:11 PM

Of course she's not a whore. Whores don't get paid. Prostitutes do.

QuikSsurfer 09-06-2008 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985172)
I just sent an escort service an e-mail. I asked them if they have any girls that look like Carrie Underwood. I'M A SICK TWISTED PERV!

Let's see if I get a reply.

Wat?

kstater 09-06-2008 03:51 PM

Just be sure to put your money for the "escort" in an envelope marked "Donation" on the table.

Tribal Warfare 09-06-2008 09:41 PM

Hey gochiefs Carrie Underwood's on SNL tonight

Predarat 09-08-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4985437)
WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.

Yes it will cost you $550 to take her out to a movie, and thats before the cost of the tickets. If things go well she might put out for another $550 and a Lobster dinner.

Skip Towne 09-08-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 4985434)
If you are admitting on the forum that you are willing to pay for sex, this will not end well.

How else is he going to get any?

Hammock Parties 09-09-2008 12:46 PM

I'M A SWINGER!

Quote:

Hey, got your email address finally. are you interested in meeting up with me and my wife? if so, let us know something about your likes. she is 5'5" and weighs 145lbs. shoulder length brown hair nice pussy and big tits. she likes oral both ways and straight ****ing. no anal or pain. i will watch or join in if ok. i am straight. we are both clean and disease free. looking for a steady regular partner for good hot sex. let me know how to contact you by cell or what ever.
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The Franchise 09-09-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4999270)
I'M A SWINGER!

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Oh Jesus Christ. :shake:

Hammock Parties 09-09-2008 12:51 PM

*yawn* I'm bored.

Think I'll go over to Bob's house and **** his wife.

Saulbadguy 09-09-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4999270)
I'M A SWINGER!

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Do it.

Hammock Parties 09-09-2008 12:52 PM

Waiting on pics.

sedated 09-09-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4983584)
She wants it bad? LOL

if you are trying to score, referring to her child as "the kid" is generally not the best semantics.

but I'm used to them classy bitches.


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