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acesn8s 04-19-2007 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Nah. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

oh shit!:eek:
THAT is kinky?

She said it was natural and everybody did it that way.:banghead:

acesn8s 04-19-2007 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Kinky is making the chicken wear stockings and a garter.

It's still OK for the sheep though, right?

luv 04-19-2007 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
It's still OK for the sheep though, right?

MAYBE the donkey s.

acesn8s 04-19-2007 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
MAYBE the donkey s.

It looks like it will be back to the same ol' boring sex life then. :shake:

luv 04-19-2007 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
It looks like it will be back to the same ol' boring sex life then. :shake:

I'm telling Joie you said that.

acesn8s 04-19-2007 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I'm telling Joie you said that.

Great. I get a beating just before the BBQ party. :cuss:

Smed1065 04-19-2007 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
Great. I get a beating just before the BBQ party. :cuss:

Like you hate it...........

luv 04-19-2007 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
Great. I get a beating just before the BBQ party. :cuss:

The words boring and sex should never be used in the same sentence.

Those of you with sex lives should consider yourselves very lucky.

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 01:28 AM

:LOL:

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
The words boring and sex should never be used in the same sentence.

Those of you with sex lives should consider yourselves very lucky.


I wonder if you would say that to a victim of rape????

acesn8s 04-19-2007 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
The words boring and sex should never be used in the same sentence.

Those of you with sex lives should consider yourselves very lucky.

boring sex is still better than no sex.

el borracho 04-19-2007 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
It's still OK for the sheep though, right?

Whatever ewe want.

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 01:30 AM

I personally wish I got beat more during sex.

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Whatever ewe want.



ROFL

luv 04-19-2007 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
boring sex is still better than no sex.

I wouldn't go THAT far. Boring sex sucks, and NOT in a good way.

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
boring sex is still better than no sex.


Yes, but is Horrific sex better than no sex? Better than boring sex?

acesn8s 04-19-2007 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I personally wish I got beat more during sex.

I might be able find some crazy ****er to beat ya and **** ya afterward.:hmmm: I can't guarantee it but maybe.:p

acesn8s 04-19-2007 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
Yes, but is Horrific sex better than no sex? Better than boring sex?

I think I will need a definition on that one. Horrific sex does not register.

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
I might be able find some crazy ****er to beat ya and **** ya afterward.:hmmm: I can't guarantee it but maybe.:p

Plausibility is acceptable in lieu of a guarantee.

acesn8s 04-19-2007 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
Plausibility is acceptable in lieu of a guarantee.

would you like Bubba or a nappy headed ho?

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
I think I will need a definition on that one. Horrific sex does not register.



it was used in the question, is horrible sex better than no sex at all or bad sex?

Or, is being raped by an ok lover better than not having sex at all, or to that end, better than having sex with a horrible partner?

I realize there is a differnce in answers between being posed this question as a man or as a woman, but general thoughts, please.......

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
would you like Bubba or a nappy headed ho?


I'm going to go with nappy headed ho on this;

but I never had a problem with nappy headiness, as long as they were a ho.

luv 04-19-2007 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
it was used in the question, is horrible sex better than no sex at all or bad sex?

Or, is being raped by an ok lover better than not having sex at all, or to that end, better than having sex with a horrible partner?

I realize there is a differnce in answers between being posed this question as a man or as a woman, but general thoughts, please.......

IMO....

Good sex with a horrible person = bad sex
Horrible sex with a good person = okay sex
Good sex with a good person = awesome sex
Horrible sex with a horrible person = horrible sex

ShortRoundChief 04-19-2007 02:02 AM

[QUOTE=luv]IMO....

Good sex with a horrible person = bad sex
Horrible sex with a good person = okay sex
Good sex with a good person = awesome sex
Horrible sex with a horrible person = horrible sex[/QUOTe
hey baby

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
IMO....

Good sex with a horrible person = bad sex
Horrible sex with a good person = okay sex
Good sex with a good person = awesome sex
Horrible sex with a horrible person = horrible sex


OK, I suspected it in some ways....

But the boy's point of view;

Good sex with a horrible person = good sex
Horrible sex with a good person = horrible sex
Good sex with a good person = good sex (maybe one mark higher than the previous mentioned)
Horrible sex with a horrible person = sex.

What happened to the great sex options?????????

luv 04-19-2007 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy
hey baby

Where you been all my life?

luv 04-19-2007 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
OK, I suspected it in some ways....

But the boy's point of view;

Good sex with a horrible person = good sex
Horrible sex with a good person = horrible sex
Good sex with a good person = good sex (maybe one mark higher than the previous mentioned)
Horrible sex with a horrible person = sex.

What happened to the great sex options?????????

I said awesome. Doesn't that count as great?

acesn8s 04-19-2007 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
IMO....

Good sex with a horrible person = bad sex
Horrible sex with a good person = okay sex
Good sex with a good person = awesome sex
Horrible sex with a horrible person = horrible sex

what about
boring sex with a good person?
boring sex with a horrible person?
good sex with a boring person?
horrible sex with a boring person?

ShortRoundChief 04-19-2007 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Where you been all my life?

sitting here in springfield at the deerfield inn right now, what you doing

acesn8s 04-19-2007 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
OK, I suspected it in some ways....

But the boy's point of view;

Good sex with a horrible person = good sex
Horrible sex with a good person = horrible sex
Good sex with a good person = good sex (maybe one mark higher than the previous mentioned)
Horrible sex with a horrible person = sex.

What happened to the great sex options?????????

what do you call it when you masterbate?

luv 04-19-2007 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy
sitting here in springfield at the deerfield inn right now, what you doing

Sitting in Springfield at home. What are you doing here?

luv 04-19-2007 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
what do you call it when you masterbate?

Gooooooood.

ShortRoundChief 04-19-2007 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Sitting in Springfield at home. What are you doing here?


dang, sounds like you didn't want me here

had an awards ceremony

won 2, damned I'm good

Smed1065 04-19-2007 02:11 AM

Horrible sex is not usually the norm from my experience.

Its all or barely none.

I have to go all out in that case..........

luv 04-19-2007 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy
dang, sounds like you didn't want me here

had an awards ceremony

won 2, damned I'm good

How late will you be in town tomorrow?

luv 04-19-2007 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy
dang, sounds like you didn't want me here

had an awards ceremony

won 2, damned I'm good

And congrats. I always knew you were good. Just what were you so good at in this case?

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
what do you call it when you masterbate?

necessity????

acesn8s 04-19-2007 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
necessity????

"fun" might be appropriate

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I said awesome. Doesn't that count as great?

well yes you did, but you said awesome sex was born from "good" sex with a "good" person.

so I mean to question what about "GREAT" sex with a good person?

007 04-19-2007 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
well yes you did, but you said awesome sex was born from "good" sex with a "good" person.

so I mean to question what about "GREAT" sex with a good person?

Well gee, what about awesome sex with a lousy person?

acesn8s 04-19-2007 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
well yes you did, but you said awesome sex was born from "good" sex with a "good" person.

so I mean to question what about "GREAT" sex with a good person?

Does it matter. Great sex ends there. Whoever it is with.

luv 04-19-2007 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
well yes you did, but you said awesome sex was born from "good" sex with a "good" person.

so I mean to question what about "GREAT" sex with a good person?

indescribable

acesn8s 04-19-2007 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru
Well gee, what about awesome sex with a lousy person?

We will need to ask your wife.

luv 04-19-2007 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
Does it matter. Great sex ends there. Whoever it is with.

Impossible to have great sex with a horrible person.

007 04-19-2007 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
We will need to ask your wife.

How dare you speak that way of my wife.

acesn8s 04-19-2007 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Impossible to have great sex with a horrible person.

Great sex is great sex. Even if you are by yourself.

acesn8s 04-19-2007 02:36 AM

Did everyone leave to have great sex with themselves?

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 03:11 AM

I'm still around

what are you doing up so late ace?

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 03:57 AM

See luv, now I'm the thread killer.

2112 04-19-2007 06:11 AM

I remember when this thread started..coffey had like 500 posts..luv had 14,000 posts..Simplex had 13,000 posts.

Now..coffey has 6,500 posts..luv has over 19,000 posts..and Simplex (due in large part to the berrilyum thread) has 21,000 posts.

Excellent job at post whoring folks!

crazycoffey 04-19-2007 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by bill parcells
I remember when this thread started..coffey had like 500 posts..luv had 14,000 posts..Simplex had 13,000 posts.

Now..coffey has 6,500 posts..luv has over 19,000 posts..and Simplex (due in large part to the berrilyum thread) has 21,000 posts.

Excellent job at post whoring folks!



ah, how we've grown, talked about politics, football, parties, pictures, etc. this thread has it all, quite a bit of planet history too, if one were to actually take the time to read it.....


Good times with some good posters, I love it.



oh and to think, VosBill, you wanted to smack it down on the first day.... :p



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Originally Posted by bill parcells
CC..there is a rambling bumbling thread..I'll bump it.. ;)


Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bill parcells
I remember when this thread started..coffey had like 500 posts..luv had 14,000 posts..Simplex had 13,000 posts.

Now..coffey has 6,500 posts..luv has over 19,000 posts..and Simplex (due in large part to the berrilyum thread) has 21,000 posts.

Excellent job at post whoring folks!


Joie 04-19-2007 08:18 PM

Hello Planet

milkman 04-19-2007 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

That's a nice red x ya got there.

I think it's a repost, though.

Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Hello Planet


Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
That's a nice red x ya got there.

I think it's a repost, though.

Care to check that again?

:)

Joie 04-19-2007 08:22 PM

Didn't think you liked pussys.

milkman 04-19-2007 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Care to check that again?

:)

Saw it right after I posted, but I got that original red x in quote.

Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Didn't think you liked pussys.


Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:29 PM

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I found a site chock full of the cat pics. Was hoping Sam would show up and I could kick his ass with them. Here's the link:

http://www.dropline.net/cats/

My favorite:

.

KcMizzou 04-19-2007 08:31 PM

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KcMizzou 04-19-2007 08:31 PM

Hmmm... one cat is wearing a gay YMCA biker collar.

Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou
Hmmm... one cat is wearing a gay YMCA biker collar.

As opposed to a STRAIGHT YMCA biker collar?

Simply Red 04-19-2007 08:34 PM

hi

KcMizzou 04-19-2007 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
As opposed to a STRAIGHT YMCA biker collar?

LMAO Good point.

Joie 04-19-2007 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
hi

Good evening, SR. Haven't see ya in a while.

Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
hi

Just for you:


.

Simply Red 04-19-2007 08:37 PM

yeah, I know. Good seeing you.

Joie 04-19-2007 08:38 PM

How's the job going?

Simply Red 04-19-2007 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Just for you:


.


Thank god: "Pinching a loaf" is easier this week.

Simply Red 04-19-2007 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
How's the job going?

Good, went to Hooters 4 lunch w/ the president-O- sales today. I haven't been there (Hooters) in like ten years. Kinda weird.

Simplex3 04-19-2007 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Good, went to Hooters 4 lunch w/ the president-O- sales today. I haven't been there (Hooters) in like ten years. Kinda weird.

If it wasn't for sales pukes Hooters would have gone out of business a decade ago.

Joie 04-19-2007 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Good, went to Hooters 4 lunch w/ the president-O- sales today. I haven't been there (Hooters) in like ten years. Kinda weird.

Never been to Hooters. Something makes me think it's not my kind of establishment.

Simply Red 04-19-2007 08:43 PM

Hello Gregory.

greg63 04-19-2007 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Hello Gregory.

Hey Red; what's up buddy?

Joie 04-19-2007 08:58 PM

Damn, Greg. You know how to kill a thread.

greg63 04-19-2007 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Damn, Greg. You know how to kill a thread.

Thread Killer is a titled I have earned honestly.

Simply Red 04-19-2007 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63
Hey Red; what's up buddy?

Not much. other than; a bitching wife. Not "bitching" as in BITCHIN. but bitching as in barking.

SPchief 04-19-2007 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63
Thread Killer is a titled I have earned honestly.


Pretty much

Simply Red 04-19-2007 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63
Thread Killer is a titled I have earned honestly.

lmao....


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