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The Franchise 09-05-2008 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4983584)
She wants it bad? LOL
Yeah I'd be careful with that one. You wouldn't want to get jumped by 8 5'1" filipino dudes.

luv 09-05-2008 10:56 PM
Don't knock her up. I can see it. She lives off of government support and child support from babies' dads, while her mom basically raises her kids.

kstater 09-06-2008 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4984106)
Don't knock her up. I can see it. She lives off of government support and child support from babies' dads, while her mom basically raises her kids.
Excellent point. GoChiefs don't fall for the line "You don't have to wear a rubber because I can't get pregnant."

Had a friend fall for that one.

Skip Towne 09-06-2008 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 4984633)
Excellent point. GoChiefs don't fall for the line "You don't have to wear a rubber because I can't get pregnant."

Had a friend fall for that one.
Two child support checks are better than one.

Deberg_1990 09-06-2008 07:56 AM
This is definately a "hall of classics" thread.

Sully 09-06-2008 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4982845)
meat peeker.

What you need to do is get on the internet.

Do a search for "Speed dating" and things like that for this weekend in the greater Houston Metro area.

then Go.

Try not to be a douchbag and don't tell any of them about star wars or magic cards.



you and luv need to stop fighting it and just fall in love already. Its destiny. You'll be the source of many entertaining threads.
"Are you ****ing reeruned?"

"Do you...WANT... me to be ****ing reeruned?"

Deberg_1990 09-06-2008 09:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4982845)
meat peeker.

What you need to do is get on the internet.

Do a search for "Speed dating" and things like that for this weekend in the greater Houston Metro area.

then Go.

Try not to be a douchbag and don't tell any of them about star wars or magic cards.



you and luv need to stop fighting it and just fall in love already. Its destiny. You'll be the source of many entertaining threads.

That would require Claythan to actually leave the house and have human interaction.


So thats out of the question....

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 4984876)
That would require Claythan to actually leave the house and have human interaction.


So thats out of the question....
You're a real dumbshit sometimes.

Sure-Oz 09-06-2008 10:36 AM
So you're going to drive 45 min to see her on "the other side of the tracks"? Why do you call her honey, or baby etc? Make sure you dress extra wigger so you don't get your ass beat by her buddies.

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4984994)
So you're going to drive 45 min to see her on "the other side of the tracks"? Why do you call her honey, or baby etc? Make sure you dress extra wigger so you don't get your ass beat by her buddies.
We're talking about hot asian snatch here. Forty-five minutes is a sacrifice I'm willing to make so she can rove me rong time and sucky sucky my big amelican schrong fo two dolla!

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 12:20 PM
I just sent an escort service an e-mail. I asked them if they have any girls that look like Carrie Underwood. I'M A SICK TWISTED PERV!

Let's see if I get a reply.

Sure-Oz 09-06-2008 01:49 PM
lmfao, do you have the money for it?

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4985418)
lmfao, do you have the money for it?
Yeah. Not sure if I'm going to go through with it though. Might as well browse their stock, though.

Mecca 09-06-2008 01:55 PM
If you are admitting on the forum that you are willing to pay for sex, this will not end well.

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 01:56 PM
WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.


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