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61. J Diddy

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J Diddy's a really nice guy. To be honest, I don't think I have the heart to roast him. That's okay, because neither does he.

In the last couple of years he started to pick up his posting frequency dramatically, which is probably the reason why he's on this list in the first place. And even then I wasn't paying too much attention because it was usually about how life is beautiful or some shit like that. I think I recall him saying he did a lot of drugs decades ago? That makes sense to me, so I'm going to roll with that. It might also explain why he reveres Dick Bull so much. Together, they obviously fought a lot of dragons in rainbow chariots back in the day.

J Diddy also seems to care a lot about people on here. He's more likely to post a "How are you doing?" thread than he is something about football. There's a history of that happening to a lot of people who get busy and popular on the night crew-- JOhn, luv, beerme, etc. The difference between J Diddy and those guys, however, is that J Diddy actually knows how to form basic grammatically-correct sentences in English. Actually, now that I'm looking at that list, there appears to be a correlation with being the star of night crew Chiefs Planet and disappearing from the Planet for enormous chunks of time. Let that serve as a warning to you, rico.

So light one up for J Diddy tonight. Because if you don't, he'll probably smoke it for you.

Nice roast. I like J Diddy a lot.

Although, I don't care for the comment about night crew having badder grammer. That's when I do most of my posting as well.

Quality work.

LMAO

It was on its way to the Hall of Classics. Not only has it lost its burst but a place in the creme le creme is in jeopardy now.

Have you people not been paying attention to the last 100 posts?

This ****er's back.

This thread sucks

I'm not sure I get the last sentence of the roast of JDiddy... in fact, I'm pretty sure I don't. This is probably due to my low CP self-awareness. Am I considered to be part of the late night crew? Because it would make sense... I do post late at night a lot. I just want to know if I've unknowingly been part of a crew....and if so, who are my crew members? And if I am part of a crew, what can I do to take care of this loch Ness monster or Sasquatch that is more than likely responsible for the random, unexplained disappearances of my fellow crew members?

Ain't nobody gon **** wit mah crew, y'all.

Wanna save the night crew? It's real simple. You're gonna have to play a CP style Dirty Deeds game in which you complete 5 dares in a 48 hour period.

1. Mow Badgirl's lawn.
2. Read every Deberg and Inmem thread ever posted.
3. Sit down with Inmem for a meal of Mac n Cheese topped with Ketchup.
4. Spend 6 hours listening to BigRedChief humble brag about how great of a person he is.
5. Have sex with Direckshun's whore of a mother.

You suck. For real.

While you both watch Alex Smith sign a mega contract with the Chiefs in 1080p.

I think this is doable. I've already completed most of #2 and #4 and have completed all of #5.

Oh man.... That's a new spin on #3... I would probably end up regurgitating my mac and cheese. Imnem and I would be vomiting ketchup smothered mac and cheese all over the place. Then you guys would all get sick watching the video of it.

2 guys, 1 cup of mac'n'cheez'n'ketchup.