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05-30-2013 01:08 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama
(Post 9719054)
ok I watched a minute of that
the fact that people are
A) Obsessed with this chick and
B) made her e-famous
amazes me
what in the ****? People are just lonely, lonely, lonely mother ****ers.
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Alanis Morrisette wrote a song about this post LMAO
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