Keitzman needs to watch it.

Feels good doesn’t it

He looks like a better version of Brett Favre out there

So many Chief fans here at the stadium.
Every TD has been right in front of us. We’re sitting 11 rows up

Whatever, Phyllis.

Mahomes looks legit and worthy of his hype. 30 tds this year us happening.

Literal perfect throw.

It feels ****ing amazing.

Now you can understand why us Tech fans were so excited about him going to the Chiefs
So many freaking weapons on offense
QB with sky high confidence

I don't understand what I'm seeing...

Sherman gets a bomb, you get a bomb, everyone gets a bomb!

*Chiefs fans deliriously screech with delight*

Block in the back at the 3-yard line.

Holy ****ing shit.

Guys, I think our new QB might be really good.

We have our own God damn QB. LMAO

I have been waiting for this my whole life!!!

Mahomes and my cock are throwing ropes...

Envision a seven point orgasm.

Good god. I’m fully erect right now

I'm dry cumming, and it still feels great....

People still listen yo keitzman?

Nice hit on open field tackle

This fame is over folks

I feel like the world is going to come to an end now because we obviously are not supposed to have a quarterback this good.

im gonna keep fapping thru the pain



and only dust cumming out

I haven't felt this since 2003

139 passer rating. Too bad Watkins and Kelce dropped a couple of big gainers.

Almost everyery scoring play has been towards my seats, so that's been freaking awesome.

And there's this girl that works for probably the Chiefs video production department and let me tell you, her ass is PERFECT.

The Chiefs are really good.

We are putting the woolah boombah on those LA Chargers.

Dinny

Trent Green would have attempted that throw.

He had Alex's ability with Mahomes bravery.

Trent may not have completed that, but PAT sure did.

KPass was in.

Alex would have checked down and thrown it to the feet of the left guard.

We were lucky to score 17 points in a game last year.

It's surreal being a chiefs fan and having an elite qb

I want 40 on these assholes.

19 pt lead, Reid will go into a shell now.

Prevent defense
Prevent offense

Kelce will get his.

You throw to the open person.

This offense is stacked.

I think that WINNING is most important.

None of us are ready for this.

I’d like to see Kelce and Watkins catch a few more. Don’t want Pat to force it though.

If feel PTSD from the last 15 years of Chiefs QBs slowly draining out of me. I'm just a little emotional right now.

**** that. Grind the clock out, get out of there and get ready to shred Pitt

+1

Not with this QB.

Nice that our kicker will have more kickoffs than field goal attempts.

He is gone and I hope does well. But we would only have 13 points with Alex.

I am going to start taking less risks in life so I can increase the probability of staying alive to watch the entire Mahomes era.

Ok Bob just gotta keep them out of the end zone 3 times

I want a defensive TD to break their spirit

No..No.....Mahomes will not be hidden under a shell...

Wow that was amazing. Thank you.

Gif it up.

Kelce had his chances. 6 targets for 1 catch.

Useless without pics

Donk update, Keesum just threw his 3rd pick, Seattle has the ball in Donk territory. Still Donks 17-10 for now.

They kill themselves all the time, so save the real fireworks for a team more worthy.

FOR YOUR THIRD TOUCHDOWN OF THE DAY - I DUB THEE..


HATTRICK MATHROWMES

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I dig this.

Hitchens gives zero ****s.

That was a ****ing hold on Tanoh. Come on

Refs obviously aren’t calling holding on LA

Can't get comfortable with this defense

Goddamn we need a pass rusher.

leave guys wide open 25 yards downfield...

Dee Ford has been a pleasant surprise today.

Never rule out Reid going full Reid

It's looks like we are in prevent mode on defense already.

Some of those were uncatchable throws, but one of them was right on the money and Kelce dropped it.

I read somewhere that drinking happy is healthier than drinking depressed.

So...carry on.

Holding. AGAIN.

They are holding on every play

Oh FFS we finally get a franchise qb but now own a complete shit sandwich secondary.

Oh yeah, Favre didn't look this poised in his 2nd year.

Another massive hold, it looks like when we used to play the Donks and Hali would get gangraped.

cmon Defense

Mahomes actually talking to his teammates on the sideline? Rarely saw that from #11.

Shaggy is going to pull Sutton's mask off and we'll all see that he's actually GROB

Done calling holding today I guess?

Yep.

LT's got our pass rushers in a chokehold every snap.

We have them. They’re getting blatantly held and it’s not getting called

It's the only way they don't get blown out of this game.