Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9694909)

Well I'll have to make the list first...so I'll probably get done with 25 tonight

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9694921)

Well those two are clearly very high so they'll have months before they see their names.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695037)

he'd have to start posting again before I'd be comfortable ranking him ahead of Rain Man or a few others

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695062)

you're fighting for spot 101

not sure if you're going to make it

but to answer your question, it's everything

the person who adds MOST to ChiefsPlanet.com in my amazing eyes will be #1

they are amazing

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695063)

my eyes, that is

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695067)

are you trying to make a pass at me?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695071)

well I think you'd fit the Mr. Irrelevant spot pretty well since you're so irrelevant

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695081)

the last one being stopped was the most ludicrous moderating decision I've ever seen on this board bar none

it made absolutely zero sense

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695088)

there were a lot of people though

in the poll after my banning

it was literally like 99 to 1

it was the most lopsided 'he shouldn't be banned' poll in the history of this site

my friends stole my laptop in a few game threads at bars and typed the n word a few times; that deserved a potential banning (I got a week)

other than that, AND TO THIS DAY

(oh shit, and even that)

I've never done ANYTHING CLOSE to what DaneMcCloud did to BossChief.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695107)

uhm

I don't know what you're talking about.

The BOARD MELTDOWN that ensued after my banning for calling a few people a douche...a poll was made...and literally over 95% of the voters voted I should be on ChiefsPlanet.

The poll (and thread) was abused by a certain mod who was tired of seeing everyone being on my side.

You know

Since I REALLY never ****ing deserved to be banned from this site for 18 months (in total). I don't see how you ban a diehard Chiefs fan who talks nonstop Chiefs football and was a member for 7 ****ing years but hey...whatever.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695123)

I'm not causing problems.

I'm posting on a message board.

I don't lick taint just to lick taint because people want their taint licked. I call them how I see them like I've been doing since January 2006.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695132)

do you ever see me have run-ins with CC? No. Because he doesn't come at me, so I don't come at him. Mutual respect.

Dartgod? nope. He ignores me so I ignore him.

Billay? No. I actually think that asshole is pretty cool these days.

Frazod? Yep. Because he doesn't post about anything sports related his entire existence on this board is to argue with me and Zach and whoever else he doesn't like because he's a pathetic, miserable, fat ****.

Dane? Yep. Because he's a ****ing bi-polar maniac.

So perhaps instead of assuming I'm some 'trouble maker'...why don't you read my last 1000 posts and point out to me where I'm doing anything wrong on this site.

I talk Royals baseball, I talk football, I talk Chiefs, and I'll participate in ChiefsPlanet gossip/bashings/etc...

I am doing nothing different than anyone...I'm just interesting, so I garner attention.

Shoot me for helping make the offseason exciting. I'm so sorry AustinChief for helping your site get traffic.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695137)

I'M A PROBLEM CHILD!

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695147)

have you considered that most everyone here realizes you've had an abundance of cock in your mouth?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695158)

why would I answer your question?

is Donger to realize that I only answer his dumb ****ing stupid ass questions with more questions?

has Donger really had two cocks in his mouth at one time at a ChiefsPlanet sponsored function?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695163)

he has nearly 70000 posts and I bet 67000 of them have all been stupid ****ing posts that ask a stupid ****ing question because, for some reason, that's the stupid ****ing posting style he adapted

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695166)

has Donger ever had a Chiefs related post?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9695168)

Because it might actually help you mature a little bit.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695178)

You were never considered. I'm not even sure who you are.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695475)

I've r'd a few girls, peed on a few dudes, and have eaten at a 3 star steak house.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695485)

he was joking you dumb, fat, ****

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695499)

several

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695515)

sure do

$1 you call its at my favorite bar

hanging out with my favorite bros

gonna talk to some girls that weigh less than 200 lbs

probably gonna bang a girl that weighs half the amount (or probably less) of the girl you bang

and then I'm going to eat a shit ton of chinese food

summer bro

summer

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695523)

your top 10 prediction was horrid

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695543)

I'm pondering putting you at 101 because you're annoying me

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695552)

that's the only way I get off

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695558)

so you're dumb

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695561)

0

also how many online girls have I boned?

0

I get girls purely based off of wit and GHB

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695567)

but was it necessary?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695633)

101. Cephalic Trauma

Join Date: 7/31/11
Total Posts: 2,160

This was a surprise edition to the list. I personally don't think this twat adds any value to this board, but I figured he's IMPORTANT ENOUGH for me to make fun of to at least secure a spot on this fantastic list. He pretends like he has some hot fiance when we all know he jerks it to dude porn and any girl he may date probably has really ****ing hairy arms...he goes to "med" school but he didn't mention he goes to "med" school on [at] the University of Phoenix.

Pros: Jerks off to dude porn (see above).

Cons: Horrible posting style. Terrible username. Pretty sure if he never posted again no one would notice/care (always a bad sign). Has zero potential to ever become a significant board member.

Potential to move up in 2014: None. He'll never make this list again. I just wanted him to know how much I hate him and how much I hope he ends up blowing me. (PM me if you want to meet up).

JUST MISSED THE LIST: DONGER, FRAZOD (my list has a weight limit)

WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO THE LIST: MeatRock

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695655)

also not making the list: Icarus

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695677)

Inmem I had you as a solid top 300

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695688)

I'll really have to look at the members list and see how many active posters we really have.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9705795)

at least I have expectations

and I'm not a pillowbitergot, like you

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9705807)

that's fine and all

I agree. Hard to live up to the expectations.

we've always had different senses of humor

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9705811)

I make fun of person X as much as I make fun of myself.

If people can't see that or understand it I don't know what to say.

When I say things like

"I am the inner circle"

anyone who thinks I'm saying that because I really think it and I'm not just pulling off an e-persona is just...dumb

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9705812)

cool man

some people are scholars

some people are doctors

some people are waiters

some people are janitors

some scholars are happy, some are depressed

some janitors are happy, some are depressed

whatever gets you through the day

me? I'm a happy guy. I'm sorry I don't live up to this board's expectations to where I should be in life. You guys think super highly of me and I suppose I appreciate that.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9705822)

am I the prized prospect in that trade or just the throw in?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9705838)

Sorter is ****ing awful.

n00b

posts in .gifs

and it's all one ****ing chick

and it creeps me the **** out

that has to be the most overrated n00b of all time

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9705938)

Careful what you wish for. Have you ever seen the inside of a kangaroo's pouch?

It's pretty disgusting in there.

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9705993)

Do you even know how or when to use proper capitalization or punctuation?

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9705993)

Do you even know how or when to use proper capitalization or punctuation?

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 9706013)

Rep.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9705857)

wut

Sorter is, like, the friendliest mother ****er on this entire board. Discussing football with him is like discussing painting your kitchen with Picasso. He's active, doesn't hide for periods of time like other n00bs, and doesn't get butthurt.

And you think he's OVERRATED?

You're a ****ing weirdo.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9706035)

he posts .gifs after .gifs after .gifs of that 1 girl and it's ****ing creepy

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9705997)

Would you have intercourse with a kangaroo's pouch for 100,000 dollars? No KY jelly either.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9706046)

The people demand boxxy! He gives the people what they want! You can't ignore that!

He's like Jim Gaffigan and the Hot Pocket joke, except instead of a Hot Pocket joke, it's a gif of boxxy.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9706035)

he posts .gifs after .gifs after .gifs of that 1 girl and it's ****ing creepy

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9706050)

Do I have to kiss anything down there? If not, then sure. I'll just pretend I'm humping a rubbery surface covered in a thin layer of Play Doh

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9706075)

Seriously, I want to be as angry as KC Tattoo.

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9705993)

Do you even know how or when to use proper capitalization or punctuation?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9706080)

Just listen to Oingo Boingo's Cool City a few dozen times in a row. That'll do it.

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9706088)

Here, EVERYONE get angry......



<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kQbieqdZesQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9705993)

Do you even know how or when to use proper capitalization or punctuation?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9706092)

Christ, that should do it in six.

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9706114)

I'm through 3. Not sure how long I'm going to make it.

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9706096)

It took you 15 minutes to type out that sentence correctly.....didn't it?

Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9705884)

Born here.


















Mate.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9705857)

wut

Sorter is, like, the friendliest mother ****er on this entire board. Discussing football with him is like discussing painting your kitchen with Picasso. He's active, doesn't hide for periods of time like other n00bs, and doesn't get butthurt.

And you think he's OVERRATED?

You're a ****ing weirdo.

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 9706060)

I wish boxxy would do porn.

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9705993)

Do you even know how or when to use proper capitalization or punctuation?

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9706146)

I thought in Australian English, "****" means "a very close and dear friend" while "mate" means you're about to get knocked the **** out?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9706268)

What word is the bolded part?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9706268)

What word is the bolded part?

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9706278)

User CP -->

Edit Options -->

Scroll down to forum skin -->

Select "Full Featured (uncensored)"

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9706278)

User CP -->

Edit Options -->

Scroll down to forum skin -->

Select "Full Featured (uncensored)"

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9706285)

Or just go to the drop down at the bottom left corner of any page.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9706285)

Or just go to the drop down at the bottom left corner of any page.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9706298)

Wow. I didn't know that. Holy crap, that's awesome. I've been doing it wrong for years.

Ignore my post, Donger. THAT'S what you want

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9706307)

I've already written up the invoice, ****er.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9706321)

So what are the other cool things about CP that I never knew? Is there a secret passage from the lounge to the conservatory too?

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 9706326)

YES I CAN SEE THE WORD **** NOW!!!!!!

After five ****ing years.

**** me.

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 9706326)

YES I CAN SEE THE WORD **** NOW!!!!!!

After five ****ing years.

**** me.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9706175)

Yeah, sorter's legit.

He can actually break down football better than all but a handful of the guys around here. Sometimes he posts some goofy shit and/or goes overboard with the Gifs, but he's also one of a fairly small group who's posts I'll really try to dig into because I'm fairly certain I'll learn something.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9706046)

The people demand boxxy! He gives the people what they want! You can't ignore that!

He's like Jim Gaffigan and the Hot Pocket joke, except instead of a Hot Pocket joke, it's a gif of boxxy.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9706546)

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9706638)

I just don't think anyone who posts constant gifs is a good poster and I've thought that on every board I've ever been a part of

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9706645)

Then how do you rank Clay then?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9706638)

I just don't think anyone who posts constant gifs is a good poster and I've thought that on every board I've ever been a part of

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9706654)

Since we're talking about flavors...

In the complex dish that is Sorter, the gifs are just the seasoning on the vegetables. There's so much more of a profile to his flavor than just gifs.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9706340)

It's only been four ****ing years.

Learn to ****ing count!

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 9706681)

Well, yes and no.

I lurked for about a year before joining.

I think the thread that finally made me create an account was where someone (penz?) was making MS Paint plays that Thigpen would run, and I laughed my ass off.

So I joined this board for the Chiefs, and for humor.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9706699)

Really? I assumed we all joined for Direckshun's mock draft threads.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9706773)

No. I came for the Long John Silvers.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9706773)

No. I came for the Long John Silvers.

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9706780)

I CUM FISH GREASE

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9706654)

Since we're talking about flavors...

In the complex dish that is Sorter, the gifs are just the seasoning on the vegetables. There's so much more of a profile to his flavor than just gifs.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9706800)

I string hushpuppies together as ben wa balls for the fat girls I analize.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9706785)

I guess I was too subtle.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9706800)

I string hushpuppies together as ben wa balls for the fat girls I analize.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9706800)

I string hushpuppies together as ben wa balls for the fat girls I analize.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9706800)

I string hushpuppies together as ben wa balls for the fat girls I analize.

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9706835)

Winner

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9706838)

Multiple ejaculations.

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9706844)

you know, KCUnited posts almost always give me a chuckle. sometimes I have to think about them for a minute before I get it.
he's funny as hell.
sec

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9706844)

you know, KCUnited posts almost always give me a chuckle. sometimes I have to think about them for a minute before I get it.
he's funny as hell.
sec

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9706861)

It is damn difficult to tie together hush puppies, Ben wa balls, fat girls and anal sex.

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9706861)

It is damn difficult to tie together hush puppies, Ben wa balls, fat girls and anal sex.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9706879)

Hell, I had to look up what they were. Which leads to a question: do they discard the hush puppies after finishing, eat them as a shared snack or does one or the other eat them?

I'm guessing the fat chick eats them.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9706892)

Nope, my cat plays fetch with them, strangest thing.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9706892)

Nope, my cat plays fetch with them, strangest thing.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9707070)

Is this gonna be the first day Hootie misses a spot?

Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9707106)

ADD

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9707107)

SUBTRACT