LOL - I like it the way it is. I like what it implies

That is correct.

I disagree...

Yes, and Hitler never played "Risk" as a child.

you nazi

The problem is, whether you did or did not accuse dane of anything, making that kind of observation about behavior implies you believe it's possible.

You make the observation, it is perceived you believe it, and as the old saying goes, perception is reality.

I started it? Really. You might want to check into a few of your all-inclusive swipes first. You've already made it clear how you feel about anybody who likes or dares to defend Dane or anything he does. So then, after your "I'm done with this thread" post:

*snicker*

You chimed in with this little nugget:

To which I responded with this:


After this, you went off on your mindless little diatribe about my leaping to Iowanian's defense. Funny, though, in reviewing you post, I don't see the word "Iowanian" anywhere. All I see is another thinly-veiled shot at Dane's friends, which includes me. Am I missing something here? Now, Iowanian did reply to your post, but what does that have to do with me? We do operate independently, and anybody who has posted here any length of time should be well aware that we don't generally work and play well together. I'm sorry if this pisses all over your "YOU MUST BE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!" story, genious. Perhaps you should try putting a bit more thought into the next one. :D

By the way, am I still "not ready" for your epic smackdowns? Be sure to let me know when the next one's coming so I can brace myself. LMAO

This whole thread makes me feel dirty. It reminds me of the old AOL chatrooms from the 90's.
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I'm told that people find this shit entertaining. The future of ChiefsPlanet! Woohoo!

Is that where you met Lumpy?

So Dane is really Charlie Sheen?

Can I have his post count and casino cash?

Sorry if repost.

As much butthurt that Frazod has shown lately, I'd swear he's a beaker.

Well, excuse the **** out of me. Every cockchugging lowlife who ever objected to anything I've ever done here came at me all at once, and every single exchange was started by the other guy. Sorry if not rolling over for it hurts your feelings.

Well, actually, I'm not. Go **** yourself. And take a number.

heh, i love how you have asserted yourself as the "New Dane" in his absense. Good job! : )

Somebody had to step up and fill the void.

Well, it wasn't my intention. But apparently Dane's legion of haters needed the void in their lives filled. :D

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With all these new mods I felt we needed to get an official form. I found a copy on the web please feel free to edit as needed.

paralegal homework for the evening, sui generis

How is this thread still going? Are there really 1778 comments that need to be made over Dane's decision to leave or is there some other newsworthy event being discussed in here?

We've already determined that you can't afford me. Sorry if your regular staff is already working their part-time jobs at McDonalds.

:banghead:

Dude this thread is a cornucopia of hatred, scorn and contempt.

It's pretty much just me and my adoring fans at this point. And people who keep bumping the thread while wondering how it's still going on.

Then there's me. Who finds it amusing as hell and wishes to not let it die down.


muhaha, fuel the fire

Ah, well that explains the bumping head smiley. Apologies for my unwelcome contribution to the thread and good luck to all our virtual combatants.

Normally these things die down in the 1,200-1,300 post range, but this mother****er's got legs.

I'm sure as I type this Baby Lee is busy composing his next witty response, containing many words he hopes most of us won't understand.

This thread stopped being about Dane about 1200 posts ago

Yeah, Dane. I remember that guy. He was pretty cool. I haven't seen him around for a while, did he stop posting here?

adoring != fascinated

You're the drunk stranger in the corner of a rural MO bar yelling 'awl kick awl yer asses!!'

Wonder what has Cletus all riled up?

"They know, ya betcher ass they know!!"

Another mystery for you to ponder. You might want to pace yourself.

Did I **** your wife? That's it. It has to be. Sorry. Sorry for the transgression. Sorry for not remembering.

(Walks into thread again.)




(Looks around again.)



(Walks out of thread again.)

LMAO A wife shot! That's the spirit! You should try translating the next one into Latin. That will really impress the locals.

Hourly wage deduction for unoriginality, though. You're back down to $19.99.

Only in Frazland would 'you're too smart' be considered a putdown. Don't forget to put Brawndo on your shopping list. And again, sorry about the cow-tipping.

Well, I'd throw a shot at your old lady, but I figure with the two jobs she's working trying to make ends meet while you run your thriving practice out of her dad's garage, she's got enough problems.

Hey, she's more than capable of standing up for herself.

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Come at me bro!!

She sure does have hairy arms.

NTTAWWT

Is deprecation too many syllables?

I'm not sure. What's your limit?

LMAOLMAO

There isn't a regular on this board Frazod hasn't had some long drawn own online bitching match with at some point in this board. The guy absolutely lives to be unhappy. ROFL

Not true. Frazod and I have never had a cross word in my recollection.

this

You're a little late to the party, Zackipoo. What's wrong, big guy, did the sudden absence of conflict ruin your evening?

My handful of loyal fanboys always seem to think they're representative of entire the BB. Yes, that's right. I've got into long drawn out pissing contests with everybody who ever posted here! How many regulars have come and gone over the years - several hundred? Perhaps over a thousand? Yes, that's right, I've battled them all! LMAO

What do you expect? The man can't even get along with his appliances

You only ruin things for yourself. You couldn't have that effect on me. I do get a kick out of not being able to login to ChiefsPlanet without you bitching and carrying on with someone. You are like the resident cranky old woman of CP. You love being unhappy so much that you don't even know what to do with yourself or know how to do anything different.

Congrats on all of that.

"Wahhhh....this place isn't what it used to be. Bawww"

Life can be tough. LMAO

Wow, more words of mindless wisdom from Psychoanalysis For Dummies, this time by Zackipoo. I guess you borrowed it from Crazy Horse when he left the thread forever, right?

I hadn't directed a single comment your way, and even though you popped in at several points earlier, you didn't take a shot at me until the thread had gone quiet for nearly 45 minutes, and I was off chatting with other people about other things in other threads, saying nothing even remotely hostile. And out of the blue comes Zackipoo, ranting about my unhappiness, how I hate EVERYBODY ON THE BOARD! and whining about something I said, what, a thousand posts ago? Good job, sport. Yeah, that's all on me. LMAO

I have no idea what Crazyhorse talks about or any of this stuff. You expect someone to have a fulltime job and still actually keep tabs on all the bitching you do and the history that goes with it? You must be crazy dude.

I can just count on this. Me logging into ChiefsPlanet and you having some dumb ass rant you that makes you look like the miserable prick you are. I appreciate your consistency.

Right. I guess it was your alter-ego that posted several times on this thread throughout the course of the day. But you didn't read anything in the meantime! LMAO

You are in good company, though. There are a vast, infinite multitude of an entire handful of people who go through life being victimized by miserable prickness!

And I think the only thing you can really count on is a fun-filled evening of flogging the bishop to pictures you took of other guys' girlfriends.

Sorry, dude. Apparently you and CrazyCoffee don't exist in Zackipoo's sad little world where I'm the only angry person on the board and everybody hates me. :D

If I login to ChiefsPlanet a few times a week what are the odds of you being in some ridiculous fight because you are reeruned. Feel free to be honest. Reaches about my photography career don't count as an answer.

Hyperbolic drama. Just like a woman.

Well, they're probably much better than the odds of your bloated ass ever getting laid again. But then again, what isn't?

Hey buddy **** you. How come you like everyone so much that you bring the thunder to them, but I don't deserve the time of day?

It was actually just two calls calling you out for being a lying ****. Read into it whatever you want, though.

So who's up after I get done with you? Perhaps Skip will make a guest appearance.

Me either. Myself and Frazod get along real well. We met in person on our familys trip to Chicago. He's a cool dude in person.

LMAO

You are flailing right now. You simply don't know what you speak of.

I'm sorry, I guess you've just never pissed me off before. Just do something even remotely obnoxious - I'm told it doesn't take much to set me off. :D

Yea being a keyboard prick is pretty easy.

WhAt If I tYpEd LiKe ThIs?

Well, shit, I guess I came to the right thread for it. You're almost as accurate in your analogies of me as the idiot was who thought I was sticking up for Iowanian. LMAO

I've met you several times in person also. I'd say the same thing about you. You seem to be a cool dude also.

You've really mastered it.

BRC doesn't really exist, either. He's just a figment of my imagination because IF HE WAS REAL HE'D HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

I think what the planet needs is a huge event. Ginormous. Every one attends kind of event.


Then we engage in one giant group hug.

Wait, I've met BRC. Or did I?

You're not real, either. YOU DON'T HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!

ZACH SAYS EVERYBODY HATES ME!!!!!!!! AND ZACH'S NEVER WRONG!!!!1111

I don't remember you thats for sure. What was your previous handle?

badgirl

Shit, I just thought I got annoyed with you :hmmm:

ROFL

yeah I've met badgirl. I've also met Luv and thought she was a cool person. Maybe my definition of "cool" needs to be refined?:hmmm:

Jesus, I'm kidding. MotherLover was J Diddy. LMAO

Clearly your personal level of disgust with my wretched attitude is not fully advanced. :)

Naw, I always think of you as the fat little kid down the street who shot his refrigerator in a fit of anger.:p

Disgust? nooooo maybe feel sorry for ya. :evil:

I'm never getting over that one, am I? You shoot one appliance and get labeled for life..... :huh:

Well, YOU DID post it on here....:evil:LMAO

welll in that case I've met that dude in person too. A cool dude also. We got to share the 2006 playoff loss dissappointment in Indy together.

Well, it's late, and I've had a full day of beating back the Forces of Eternal Happiness.

A final thought - Zackipoo just posted a new thread about his post count. People seem to be having a good time posting in it, and even though I think Zack's a pure scumbag and the biggest gaping vag in the Midwest, I'm not going to go over there and piss all over his thread and ruin it for everybody else. I can't even remember the last time I posted in a thread he started, nor do I comment on the things he says, idiotic, obnoxious or otherwise, unless they are specifically aimed at me.

Yet I'm the angry, miserable prick.

Yep. It's all my fault.

Goodnight.

Oh boy, no JOhn is feeling sorry for you? I think this might call for a suicide watch.