You're right....all guys who ride bikes are smooooooooth.

"I hope your car has a big trunk, because I'm gonna put my bike in it" [/midnight turdburgler]

I remember when my Dad bought a motorcycle, which is completely out of his character, but he wanted to save money on gas, which is completely in his character. The first time he rode it, he popped the clutch, and drove head on into our neighbors parked truck. The impact caused him to slide forward and he ripped his pants and his nut sack on the hinge of the gas cap on the tank. He literally ripped open his bag. It took 6 stitches to fix him. That was the first and last time he ever rode a motorcycle.

I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....

Well that makes me feel better, the first time I tried to ride a dirtbike I popped the clutch and the thing shot out right from underneath me and into a privacy fence. I'm glad I didn't stay on it.

Its that same douche who stole the laptop.

You probably saved your sack by letting it go. :)

Well, I just hope that his bike get engulfed in flames from the wildfires.

Man this thread is epic.

You've taken enough of a beating around here that I don't even feel like bothering to pile on. I will say this though, you said you were 25, but you look 35. So, if you're 25, lay off the hard drugs and nightly boozing. If you're 35...............LMAO

2 in the Hall, from the same guy...albeit for all of the wrong reasons.

The 15 page pile on is the reason it's in the hall, not the thug turd that started the thread.

You're right, its certainly not his brilliant threadmaking skillz that made this what it is.

What i think happened here...is some arrogant kid, with a lot to learn...gets on & bragged about something that isnt anything to brag about...the predictable beat down ensues, though eventually, many of us tried to lighten it up a bit, remembering our own dumbass youth...but he would have none of it...instead of backing off in any way...he presses on even harder, driven by his insulted pride.

'Back in the day' i knew very similar goofballs, they're not all bad...they just have some real growing up to do. Stealing peoples laptops & risking lives & limbs on a 'sickle' is no way to go through life.

Like DaFace said, if he backs the truck up...he'll eventually make some friends here.

He's probably a bed wetter.

I bet his mother is tired of waking up in a pool of his urine.

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LMAO

Midnight... Tell me how my ass taste!

WTF is this monstrosity all about? Is this the laptop stealer or what?

Yes, and it's worth reading the thread to know that the evidence has been presented in a convincing manner.

There's great stuff posted along the way. Just don't lose your job over it.

You found this guys twin, amazing.

Someone actually saying Giggity Giggity that is not a cartoon character. Then again you are about as real as a Family Guy character.

That is not much in Atlanta, how did he pay those two hookers.

Mate you are so pathetic, do you really feel the need to flaunt what you have? You must be soooo insecure...

Some day you'll learn that there is ALWAYS someone with it better and worse than you...

I also appreciate the nice pms from people that actually arent out to just hate.

Here is one: "Whatever you do though, don't quit posting. I think the 5 or 6 on here have some kind of gangbang with each other when they run somebody off the board."

Also I cant wait for tonight. While most of you old farts will be spending time on here, I'll be out banging the hot blonde. Gotta love it haha.

The only WISH they had Leprechuans!!!

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The Iowa thing was just about a perceived lack of lube up there.
If someone could've explained Udder Butter to him, this all could've been avoided.

I think I may be onto something...hear me out. The facts: 1) stole laptop in San Diego...2) had some poor experience in Iowa...3) now in ATL in a "marketing" job. I think he's one of those underprivileged youths that travels the country selling magazine subscriptions. Like this guy:

I think this link is appropriate for the thread:

http://iwanttofitin.wordpress.com/20...p-your-collar/

Also this link:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/articl...eakshows/1958/

The pics in the link were posted a while back, but probably should be revisited since Midnight SloppyPartyBottom started this new terrific, wonderful thread.

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Callback to the best long article EVAR!!
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fash...ale.php?page=1

You should start by like, telling her how you like, posted this thread, like on this internet forum about your bike... Chicks REALLY dig guys who do that. She'll be so turned on, you'll probably score a three way with the brunette! :thumb:

What's with all the orange people? :spock:

Someone should tell those guys they're supposed to look like GUIDOS, not CHEETOS.

midnight lier. Imagine. Imagine a time when the possibility of getting a piece of ass isn't noteworthy enough for a 2 week trailer to the pathetic short film with no climatic ending....for her.


Don't forget the Roofies, you know you're *that guy*.

Wonka Chocolate opened an Atlanta Division. I think Midnight Oompa is in the marketing division.

Cheeto-Guidos subsidized my Audi!!

Is that guy doing Blue Steel?

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I don't know but that chick has the look on her face of a woman who's about 99% sure the knuckle dragger she's standing with is going to probably use a little percussive therapy on her head and neck once they get home. I don't know if it's terror or abject fear in her visage but that picture does not convey an Ozzie and Harriet type feeling.

It appears to me that his behaviour is very stereotypical for a young guy struggling with accepting himself as a gay man. Sometimes these guys will actually marry a girl as part of the mirage they create to attempt to fool themselves.

I'm not bagging on the kid. I just hope he can come to grips with his reality. It is only his youth and immaturity that provokes him to act out this way in an attempt to convince himself he's actually a heterosexual. And a football message board would provide a great venue for that. The signs all seem pretty clear to me.

I am stunned this thread is still alive! that said this is the best post on it. The sooner he comes to grips with this the better off he will be. Its ok kid there are several of your type out there! heck putting from the rough is in style now! Not my style but good luck anyway.

That does it. I'm selling my motorcycle and re-marrying the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX. Sorry, hot babes. It's over.

FAX

No need to alter your plan Mr. Fax.

You know our motto around here: NTTAWWT

what a douche I eat hotter chicks than that for breakfast.

but do you have a bike, that's really all that matters :rolleyes:

All I've got is this abnormally large penis, high intellect and fat wallet. Curses for not having a bike ("crotch rocket" is what I call my penis...does that count?).

That's nothing. After breakfast, I poop chicks hotter than that.

They're kind of smallish, but I do.

FAX

Last time I checked women agree size does matter. :D Penis,Wallet especially if you can lick your eyebrows

This douche is about a six hour bender of Jagr-bombs from waking up with some dude named Chet's nuts on his chin and an aching butthole. He's so cliche'd it's laughable.

yeah some good old boy in ATL is gonna wax his a$$ it's not if, it's when.

I don't know why but the movie cool hand luke comes to mind.......

Sorry didn't read the whole thing but did we ever find out the hourly rate for these hookers....

I have been watching this thread for a couple of days now. I'm betting this douche hasn't learned his lesson....just goes to prove that there are idiots everywhere!

Anyone else notice something?

Although Fonzy has been talking about his bike that will jump over 3 busses, he's yet to show a picture of it?

I asked for pics of both the bike and the Audi but he didn't produce them.

Its because the closest thing he has to an Audi or a Motorcycle....is the AMC Pacer with the left side tires off and up on blocks in front of his trailer home.

The guy is a first rate Penis sock. He's a used prison foofie glove.

The keyboard of doom is ''CP's Guardian angel/avenging angel'' when mishap befalls here.

Good job! :thumb:

Come on Midnight, show these people a picture of you on your bike.

You've heard of a man being "all hat, not cattle"

Midnight-Squiggy is All leather jacket and no Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh




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Man, that is a very rash decision. Think it through Mr. FAX

Better wrap up, I hear prostitutes have a higher risk of carrying STD's then normal sluts

Hes too embarrassed to show a pic of his apricot colored bike.

Looks like a fun party. I love rock, paper, scissors.

Snapped this pic of him with the hot blonde...

More like scissors, douchebag, slut.

Cheeto-Guidos.

ROFL

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.

Damn, what's a super stud muffin like you doing up at 9am on a Saturday after having all that fun? I'm sure your penis has a lot of chafing due to the enormous amount of sexual activity you had last night, right?. you need your rest, it's much more important than running to the computer first thing in the morning to post your sexiness.


LMAO

You complete me

Dont be jealous dude. I am sure someone will pop your cherry soon haha.

And I am used to getting up early because of my job so being on the computer at 9am is nothing new.

(yawn)

ROFL

You know, there are ways that you can keep yourself from being bored. :evil:

Someday, when you've matured, you're going to get married, and God will bless you with daughters. As they get older, they will go to bed and pray that they meet a man like their daddy. You'll go to bed praying that they don't.

But ladies and gentlemen I'm merely a tangerine goombah, the ways of computers and photo alteration frighten and confuse me.

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Lame

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Cheap Hookers for the Night: $50

Tanning Sessions to Color your skin Orange: $150

Looking Like a Douchebag on the World Wide Web While Thinking you are Cool: Priceless!

I'm jealous. I want to be orange too.

Ah, Mr. Midnight Douchebag.....

As you sit on your pleather couch and ponder wether or not to go to lazer tag today at Skateland, perhaps a reflective moment, or a "moment of clarity" is called for.
You see, I'm not exactly and old guy. I'm in my early 30's actually and I've been around a bit. I used to be that guy without a care in the world. Then one day, around ten years ago I decided it was time to do something with my life. There I was working a job for 6 bucks an hour, enough money to buy beer and party with friends, then all of a sudden. like a lightning bolt, I realized that my friends were douchebags.
The next day I quit that job, went back to school, tested out and in a week was in a new job that has supplied me with the following:

A $135,000 home, 2 great cars, a beautiful wife with our first-born less than a month away.
Earlier this week I went to Chicago and was offered my own piece of business as an area manager for a private security firm. (which I gladly accepted)

So, as you sit there in your studio apartment with your roommates making the place smell like swamp ass and stale vomit, deciding wether you should watch Spongebob or ultimate fighting on your 24 inch sanyo before lazer tag, perhaps you should think about quitting your job at the car wash and go back to school. I;m sure your Kawasaki will get you there.

What about his big pancake nipples? don't you want them too?

LMAO

Its easy so to block license out in microsoft paint, even someone like YOU could do it. Face it "broski," the only bike you have is one with no seat you ride over speed bumps.

I got the pics. wow, you look great!

http://partmule.com/Uploads/The_Fart_Bike.jpg