That's like something right out of the 70s/80s.

Bullet dodged on that one.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brutal news: Initial imaging showed Boston Red Sox starter Lucas Giolito likely has a partially torn UCL and flexor strain and could miss the 2024 season, league sources tell ESPN. Giolito, who signed a two-year deal with Boston, may need surgery to repair the right-elbow damage.</p>&mdash; Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1765036563900039586?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 5, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What does Hall of Famer George Brett want if Kauffman Stadium gets torn down?<br>&quot;I want to get a urinal out of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Royals</a> stadium and put it in my house. It&#39;s the only thing I want... I&#39;m gonna get one I promise you, I&#39;m gonna go in the middle of the night and figure out how.&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/KCTV5?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@KCTV5</a> <a href="https://t.co/8jJ8lKCTzf">pic.twitter.com/8jJ8lKCTzf</a></p>&mdash; Jared Koller (@JaredKCTV5) <a href="https://twitter.com/JaredKCTV5/status/1765483046034129245?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Brett wants a urinal from Kauffman stadium.

So do I.

Salvy and Massey dongs today....Brentz looked like shit...Hampson looks like a nice infield piece

Georgey is a national treasure

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tyler Duffey, in camp with <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Royals</a> on a minor league deal, reveals he underwent surgery to treat melanoma last week. Subsequent testing was negative and he hopes to be back in games by the end of Spring Training.<a href="https://t.co/lwhSOjIAwN">https://t.co/lwhSOjIAwN</a> <a href="https://t.co/AsDkQR2NsT">pic.twitter.com/AsDkQR2NsT</a></p>&mdash; MLB Trade Rumors (@mlbtraderumors) <a href="https://twitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1765594496153084371?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Man, bullet dodged is right. Not gonna lie, Giolito was a guy I would have been totally cool with going after this offseason.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">FWIW, ZIPS at Fangraphs now has the Royals at 76-86. PECOTA has them at 71-91. <a href="https://t.co/QlQ5Cl6EHg">https://t.co/QlQ5Cl6EHg</a></p>&mdash; Royals Review (@royalsreview) <a href="https://twitter.com/royalsreview/status/1765764647418814609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

The Chicago Royals continue
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">White Sox Sign Brad Keller To Minor League Deal <a href="https://t.co/6IGCeo8FfR">https://t.co/6IGCeo8FfR</a> <a href="https://t.co/xAW0BkqPX2">pic.twitter.com/xAW0BkqPX2</a></p>&mdash; MLB Trade Rumors (@mlbtraderumors) <a href="https://twitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1766165589624562121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 8, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Lugo looked good for three inning today....another Massey dong, Pratto triple and Salvy double
I swear, Bobby signs more autographs than everybody else combined

Signing guys that couldn't even make it for a shitty franchise like the Royals seems like a bad strategy.

Just sayin'.

They going to have Lopez, benintendi, Malodonado and moose in a lineup this year with Keller starting. They're not even trying.

JD Davis is on waivers... he would have been a much better pick up than Adam Frazier.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yep, that one’s not coming back. <a href="https://t.co/AXzePbS6wu">pic.twitter.com/AXzePbS6wu</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Royals (@Royals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals/status/1766589296998232131?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>