still uses a travel agent.

Is Ricoswaff's travel agent.

spends hours per night trying to prove Papa John's does NOT use better ingredients.

Is obviously psychic.

embarrassed to arrive at a game of paint ball wearing no pants, painters taped/edged right testicle, an edging roller, and quart of sunfire red latex paint.

Still uses a Walkman cassette player.

fills bath tub up to the rim and gets in; is perplexed as to why the the tub over flowed.

Now that really is true. Did that in my new house just last week...and it made something leak in my basement.

I will second that he has crazy, crazy psychic skills.

Eats the seeds of the orange; doesn't know what the big deal is.

Despises the NFL draft.

still pulls pants and underwear down to ankles whilst urinating at the toilet/urinal. Wants to fight upon the strange looks from bathroom brethren.

must spread around rep before giving ricoswaff rep again.

LMAO

Has the Lifetime Network set as his only favorite on his TV.

didn't cry at the end of "Where the Red Fern Grows" because it was not match for the movie "Radio".

Thinks of Rudy when he talks about Radio.