How about.....

Your dimples are like enormous craters on the sides of your face.

Welcome to my ignore list Iowanian...you ****in dipshit...lol its funny cause I wont be able to read your lame ass response.

Well you can watch more porn now there's always that.

I would say that my porn watching went down by about 20% the last 2 months...

Pussy. Its not my fault you act like a douchebag.

There is no opponent.
Teacher: And, why is that?
Student: Because the word "I" does not exist.
Teacher: So... continue
Student: A good fight should be... like a small play — but played seriously. A good martial artist does not become tense — but ready. Not thinking — yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come. When the opponent expands — I contract. When he contracts — I expand. And when there is an opportunity... I do not hit. "It" hits all by itself. [shows his fist]
Teacher: Now, you must remember. The enemy has only images and illusions, behind which he hides his true motives. Destroy the image and you will break the enemy. The "it" that you refer to is a powerful weapon, easily misused by the martial artist who deserts his vows.

lol

Seriously, have none of you done the same 'type' of thing? Get real wasted ass shitfaced and do some stupid shit? I have, I'm not real proud of it but I have. With age you learn your limits and it is easier to walk the fine line of drunk and happy to drunk and disorderly. Personally I like stories like this, I think they are funny, because most of us have been there (maybe not to gay bars) at one time or another... I think we should cut the kid some slack, at least he didn't drive and put the rest of the world at risk.

Just remember, every relationship ends in death or break up. I always vote for break up.

LMAO ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

rep

yeah but once you get married.... that $hit drops off faster than the "disney stock slide"

im suddenly reminded of the opening prision scene in shawshank redemption.. where the chubby guy cries and gets beat :hmmm:

never bring such a situation up again Clayton.... its FOR your own good :shake:

Bump in honor of NYE. Anyone even come close to the epicness of this thread last night?

first off, let me thank you for saving me the trouble of finding this thread.


BuckinKaeding did post at 1 am PST that he went and partied with 3 dudes then had his mom pick him up. Just sounds like a trend? just trowing that out there.....:eek:

NTTATWWT

A new 'mom picked me up' post by BK? Say it aint so!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199551

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ROFL