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Bearcat 09-05-2008 12:04 PM
If my mom ever showed up with my kid unexpectedly like that, I know I'd be too angry to form complete words... and punctuation, out the window! Who does she think I am, a f***ing babysitter?!?!


:spock:

Hammock Parties 09-05-2008 12:06 PM
Well at least she texted me BEFORE I went out to buy a jacket.

But I shaved my balls for NOTHING, man.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http:...VMRV7U0iO9WaCQ

Saulbadguy 09-05-2008 12:09 PM
Damn.

Redrum_69 09-05-2008 12:11 PM
This was bullshit, mecca-style, from the start

claythan, hook up with luv, get married, post here about everything you two do during the day, high five each other when you get a rep or have a thread go over the two page mark, and have fun with each others baggage.

Skip Towne 09-05-2008 12:12 PM
Shot down again. I hope the parachute deployed.

Hammock Parties 09-05-2008 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4982351)
Shot down again. I hope the parachute deployed.
I wasn't shot down, old man. I was cockblocked by baby's mama drama.

I'll fuck her yet. I don't know the meaning of quit!

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Bearcat 09-05-2008 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4982331)

But I shaved my balls for NOTHING, man.

When life hands you gay, make gatorade...


Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4982321)
Change of plans. I'll be drinking and jerking off.

Sure-Oz 09-05-2008 12:23 PM
Well atleast you got your friday night free....do you have any guy friends that you can go to a bar with anyway and get some liquid courage in ya and talk to some women?

Hammock Parties 09-05-2008 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4982380)
Well atleast you got your friday night free....do you have any guy friends that you can go to a bar with anyway and get some liquid courage in ya and talk to some women?
**** no.

Skip Towne 09-05-2008 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4982356)
I wasn't shot down, old man. I was cockblocked by baby's mama drama.

I'll fuck her yet. I don't know the meaning of quit!

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There are a lot of things you don't know the meaning of. Nooky for one. Hahahahahahaha

luv 09-05-2008 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 4982348)
This was bullshit, mecca-style, from the start

claythan, hook up with luv, get married, post here about everything you two do during the day, high five each other when you get a rep or have a thread go over the two page mark, and have fun with each others baggage.
Why do you act so concerned for my well-being whenever everyone else is, and then dog me when everyone else does? Independent thought. Try it.

bogey 09-05-2008 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4982356)
I wasn't shot down, old man. I was cockblocked by baby's mama drama.

I'll fuck her yet. I don't know the meaning of quit!

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Just rent a movie. Your chances of getting laid are very slim. If you want to meet someone, stop being a pussy and get out in to the world and meet someone. Do it like 90% of the rest of the people do it. Get off your computer, out of the basement and put yourself out there.

Redrum_69 09-05-2008 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 4982409)
Why do you act so concerned for my well-being whenever everyone else is, and then dog me when everyone else does? Independent thought. Try it.

i'll be nice, dont want morphius to throw a coniption fit.

alpha_omega 09-05-2008 12:36 PM
I must admit that this thread is quite entertaining....but i still wonder....

Why is all this information being shared with the entire Planet????

Fairplay 09-05-2008 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4982380)
Well atleast you got your friday night free....do you have any gay friends that you can go to a bar with anyway and get some liquid courage in ya and talk to some men?

FYP


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