ChiefsPlanet - The 10pm thread (archived)

Time for some real sick shit:

One time this chick was giving me a blowjob. My dick hit the back of her throat, initiated a gag reflex, and she puked Taco Bell and beer all over my stomach. It was not balla.

Is your name Max Hardcore?

2112	01-13-2007 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

Good grief! I wish you luck tomorrow.

And I wish all of you a good night. I'm out.

:( sorry..good night!!! :)

luv	01-13-2007 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

Moral of the story: Never have a chick with weak gag reflexes give you a bj.

'Hamas' Jenkins

01-13-2007 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Moral of the story: Never have a chick with weak gag reflexes give you a bj.

Bingo. And never push her head down either.

Mecca

01-13-2007 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Moral of the story: Never have a chick with weak gag reflexes give you a bj.

I think the moral is make sure you are standing so you can move away quickly if this happens and avoid being vomitted on.

2112	01-13-2007 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Moral of the story: Never have a chick with weak gag reflexes give you a bj.

Wow.. ROFL

luv	01-13-2007 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

Bingo. And never push her head down either.

I hate it when a guy does that.

Mecca

01-13-2007 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

Bingo. And never push her head down either.

You'd been watching those gag porns and wanted to give it a try eh? Do you enjoy the noises and when there's sweat and tears running down the womens faces?

Who gets into that.......that's what I wanna know those disturb me.

SPchief

01-13-2007 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Moral of the story: Never have a chick with weak gag reflexes give you a bj.

duh

simply off topic

do you have a gag reflex

Jim Jones

01-13-2007 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

That happened to me once.

You know that feeling you get after you masturbate where you just hate yourself? Youre like, "look at me, I'm such a ****in pervert" (maybe everyone doesn't get that, I know I do")

It was like, ten times worse.. I just let the chick keep going until I finished, then laid there for like five minutes thinking "i'm the most disgusting and vile human being on the planet. i can't believe i just did this. i want to kill myself" as her vomit ran down onto her carpet.