you sall-a-ma-batch.

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I remember during the 2012 NFL draft, in the ****Official**** thread, I predicted before our 4th round pick that we would draft Cyrus Gray. Nobody responded (like usual at the time... I literally felt invisible on here back then). Therefore, I thought it went unnoticed.

Tons of pages later, in the 5th round, we selected Cyrus Gray and I thought, "oh sweet! This could be my shining moment! Predicting the selection of Cyrus the Virus in the 5th! I might actually get some CRED!!!" How is that for sad? Haha, anyways...I quoted my post where I predicted that we would be selecting Cyrus Gray and DaKCMan AP IMMEDIATELY responded with, "you predicted him in the 4th, so you get no cred."



LMAO

My favorite part of the Laz roast was the "Clayton W. (name withheld)" part. :) I giggled when I read that.

Cyrus the Virus.

LMAO

"Put the bunny back in the box".

I predicted the DaQuan Menzie pick in that same draft. I got dap because I demanded it.

You have to take what you want on this forum, rico.

I prefer "50 Shades of Cyrus Mother****ing Gray"

Yeah I will have time tomorrow afternoon

More names sent. We are back on track.

A good parodyof Laz should have included an attempt to imitate his poor grammar and sentnce structure along with his backasswards dumbassery.

Totally unrelated:

Do you walk around in a bad mood everyday criticizing everybody IRL?

We need a milk roast of Waz

No one will stop you...:evil:

I take a day off occassionally.

Those who can, do,
Those who can't, critisize.

63. burt

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I think if Chiefs Planet were around 60 years ago, burt would have been one of the coolest posters. If I remember correctly from what he's told me while piss shit drunk, that would put him at the beginning of his long and proud boxing career. I'm also pretty sure he would have been volunteering at that time as a person who goes around punching Nazis in the face. A real ****ing badass.

However, life is cruel, and it has long ago forced burt to relinquish the sweetness of youth in exchange for the rancid fart smell of fatness, old age, and senility. And too much bathtub moonshine has only sped up the transformation into the product you see today.

But don't tell burt. He knows that unlike other posters on here, he was alive during the McKinley administration. He can remember a time when a stylish zoot suit and an honorable reputation could get you into the finest of speakeasies in town. He's got the strength of character that may as well be considered extinct to those young whipper snapper baby boomers. And if he just needs a stiff drink (or twelve) to get himself revved up to teach those hooligans a lesson in manners, well, that's just what he'll do. That's the great part about being an alcoholic-- any reason is good enough to have a drink.

Just let burt believe he's still got the strength, quickness, and mental fortitude to beat the shit out of anybody on here. We may not have to deal with it much longer. Maybe when Dane comes back, we can tell him to man up and put his great-grandfather in the nursing home.