Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10733788)

Say "Eric Fisher is a bust" three times at your monitor and Laz appears out of nowhere, blasting hellfire from his mouth and palms.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10733790)

That's ****ing it. Shut it down. That's the roast to end all roasts. Holy shit. BAZINGA!

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10733795)

It's garbage.
It doesn't capture Laz at all.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10733796)

You don't get it.

It's a parody of Laz's constant whining.

It's brilliance in it's purest form.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10733799)

I do get it.
I know what he was doing, and he sucked at it.

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10733792)

I've never payed any attention to what MR. Laz has to say but if it brings back his porn chick avatar then...

Eric Fisher is a bust.

Eric Fisher is a bust..

Eric fisher is a bust...

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10733761)

64. Laz

http://www.facetheperil.com/blog/wp-...ex-jones-o.gif

Just a few months ago somebody said Eric Fisher was a bust, and nobody challenged him on the absurdity of that statement. The injustice that is being done to common fans on Chiefs Planet who just want to have a good time watching Chiefs football is terrible. It's obvious that this anti-Chiefs bend in the conversation is controlled by the interests Clayton W. (name withheld) and the Kansas City illuminati known as Rich Gannon's Lazy Eye. I haven't yet figured out what role he plays in the organization, but he is clearly trying to avert peoples' attention away from the Chiefs and onto himself to make him feel better about his 30-year old self living in his mom's basement. The Lazy Eye is secretly behind all of the Chiefs' failures since Marty got fired in order to produce an unstable fanbase ripe for pseudo anarchical revolution, after which the Eyeball takes control of all official existing local factions, including the Kansas City Chiefs. It is then that they will exert their Manchurian influence onto Clark and draft nothing but QBs in the first round for the next 30 years. These evil assholes must be stopped.

I would prove it, but Clayton would probably send the Lazy Eye's henchmen after me, namely SNR and htismaqe, the roastmasters of this very thread. How ironic that the two people given the majority task of roasting the supposed "Top 101 posters" of CP are vicious poison-spewing QB table-pounding drafturbators? Why not give the job to Marcellus? Or even an even-keeled moderate like Rain Man? I told you all about this change in CP years ago ever since the radical drafturbators took power against the will of the forum and her people. Nobody listened to me, though. Nobody ever listens to me. Well, the time's approaching now. You better get your wits about you, lest you turn into a mindless zombie that follows these people around like PGM. This very roast thread is nothing more than an attempt at shaming good, righteous, moral Chiefs fans and converting them to neo-Meccan anti-Hunt pessimism that makes unwarranted jokes about Alex Smith's penis size. :deevee:

Here's something to consider briefly. The shortest verse in the KJV Bible is "Jesus wept." When does that occur? Just before he brings an individual back to life. Lazarus. He brings Lazarus back to life. Know that when I also weep and bring dead arguments back to life, I'm not doing it to be a pussy. I'm doing it to save you all and this forum I love so dearly.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10733884)

ROFL ROFL ROFL

When PGM sent me the names of the next four or five guys and asked me to roast, Laz was the one guy I thought I had enough material to roast. At the same time, I knew he was the guy on that list you would want to go after. I even mentioned it a few pages back without saying the name.

You hit a grand slam. Kudos.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10733886)

You should send me that list. Just mention any names you want to roast and I'll let you have them.

I'm on a mission now. We're gonna roast everybody. It's gonna happen this summer, too. 1-2 roasts per day will get it done before the regular season.

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 10725984)

I agree. In my case, at 67, I appreciate making the list at all (and am thrilled I'm higher than Chiefs4me and Brianfo). However, there is no way in hell I should be higher than DaKCMan AP, ThaVirus, Rico, Salame and several others. I think some of us are getting longevity points.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10733891)

You are too kind, sir.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10733890)

I would, but Laz was the last name I received.