Sent and requested more. Thought we were done.

There will be a roast tonight.

Get out the marshmallows.

Oh yeah this will be a doozy lol

This is madness

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64. Laz

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Just a few months ago somebody said Eric Fisher was a bust, and nobody challenged him on the absurdity of that statement. The injustice that is being done to common fans on Chiefs Planet who just want to have a good time watching Chiefs football is terrible. It's obvious that this anti-Chiefs bend in the conversation is controlled by the interests Clayton W. (name withheld) and the Kansas City illuminati known as Rich Gannon's Lazy Eye. I haven't yet figured out what role he plays in the organization, but he is clearly trying to avert peoples' attention away from the Chiefs and onto himself to make him feel better about his 30-year old self living in his mom's basement. The Lazy Eye is secretly behind all of the Chiefs' failures since Marty got fired in order to produce an unstable fanbase ripe for pseudo anarchical revolution, after which the Eyeball takes control of all official existing local factions, including the Kansas City Chiefs. It is then that they will exert their Manchurian influence onto Clark and draft nothing but QBs in the first round for the next 30 years. These evil assholes must be stopped.

I would prove it, but Clayton would probably send the Lazy Eye's henchmen after me, namely SNR and htismaqe, the roastmasters of this very thread. How ironic that the two people given the majority task of roasting the supposed "Top 101 posters" of CP are vicious poison-spewing QB table-pounding drafturbators? Why not give the job to Marcellus? Or even an even-keeled moderate like Rain Man? I told you all about this change in CP years ago ever since the radical drafturbators took power against the will of the forum and her people. Nobody listened to me, though. Nobody ever listens to me. Well, the time's approaching now. You better get your wits about you, lest you turn into a mindless zombie that follows these people around like PGM. This very roast thread is nothing more than an attempt at shaming good, righteous, moral Chiefs fans and converting them to neo-Meccan anti-Hunt pessimism that makes unwarranted jokes about Alex Smith's penis size. :deevee:

Here's something to consider briefly. The shortest verse in the KJV Bible is "Jesus wept." When does that occur? Just before he brings an individual back to life. Lazarus. He brings Lazarus back to life. Know that when I also weep and bring dead arguments back to life, I'm not doing it to be a pussy. I'm doing it to save you all and this forum I love so dearly.

Insane in the membrane.

Heh, that was good.

Eyesholes!!

Oh and hey, can we get the OP updated? It's just WAY too much work to go searching for roasts.

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Is Mr. Laz even still posting? I think he is another lost soul.

Say "Eric Fisher is a bust" three times at your monitor and Laz appears out of nowhere, blasting hellfire from his mouth and palms.

That's ****ing it. Shut it down. That's the roast to end all roasts. Holy shit. BAZINGA!

Finally a poster worthy of mention, and the roast is the worst of the bunch so far.