| Frazod |
05-29-2013 09:28 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama
(Post 9717707)
93. Sorter
Join Date: 9/12/11
Total Posts: 9,747
I know Sorter is everyone's favorite ****ing gay (I meant to type guy, but when I reread for accuracy figured gay fit just as well) for some reason, but I just can't agree. My #1 pet peeve on message boards, and I've been a message board/chatroom participant since I was 15 years old, was when I used to hang around the social networking boards with all of the slutty 17 year olds who would send pictures of themselves shoving hairbrushes up their twats and it was awesome, is people who have no rebuttal so they post in god damn .gifs and .jpgs. I hate it. I realize every once in a while it's funny...or there is that perfect .gif...but more often than not, it turns into an entire posting style. Dude has nearly 10,000 posts and half of them are ****ing .gifs of 'boxxxy' or whatever the **** that is. It's creepy. It makes me picture him as being a 24 year old fatter version of Mecca with worse hair. He sits and faps it in his mom's basement to boxxxy and then everyone is all like 'omg he's so cool look at those shiny .gifs' and I'm like "gay"...and I have the best taste on this site so clearly you're all morons. He has 3 pages of friends on this site and he's been a member for less than 2 years. He's in 3 social groups as well. These things all make me think he is just a total ****ing [DaneMcCloud hobby] in real life. I can't get past the .gifs...I just can't. Tried adding Frazod to his facebook friends list...and while Frazod wanted to accept, his fingers are too ****ing fat to hit the accept button on his facebook phone app.
Pros: Obviously a big Chiefs fan. That's good. Likes the draft. Uses environmental friendly tissue paper to 'clean up'.
Cons: See description. Stop it. Posts should be CONTENT, not ****ing .gifs of some hot canadian slut. It creeps me out. You have to try to creep me out. Jerks off more than me which is hard to do. Like Frazod, can't see his penis while standing up (or sitting down). Speaking of sitting down, he sits when he pees. Which is ok. I get it, it's comfortable...but only skinny people should do that.
Outlook: Don't post 1 .gif for a month and see if I end up noticing who you are. Right now, the only reason I have any idea who you are is because I see that same ****ing girl .gif in every ****ing thread and I hate it. I want you to go a month without posting any .gifs or .jpgs and then I'll let you know via negative rep whether or not I think you're a good poster. I'm thinking it's going to be a no, because you seem like a pillowbiter.
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Sigh....
Still trying too hard. Much like all the rest of the good advice he's received in his life, Pootie continues to ignore the whole "quality over quantity" thing and churn out more mindless drivel. But OTOH he hasn't put this much energy into anything since the last time he had to outrun a crippled midget who wanted to beat his ass when his posse wasn't around. That dude was faster than he looked!
As for the gifs, a picture is worth a 1,000 words, Pootie. Most of the pictures Sorter posts are worth 10,000 of yours.
Failing as usual. I give it.....
10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY! |
