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Saul Good 05-29-2013 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 9717874)
It says here on your chart your ****ed up, you talk like a pillowbiter and your shits all reeruned. What I do is like.....

you should watch idiocracy
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qkPGlVqqEP0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This movie had a ton of potential, but they got too slapsticky with it. Great concept...poor execution. It had its moments, though.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:32 PM

SNR you have an unhealthy hard on for this Sorter guy. Relax. I'm sure he hasn't ****ed in years so if you really want to ****ing pound him just ****ing ask. Where a boxxy shirt and talk in limericks. You'll be fine.

RealSNR 05-29-2013 08:34 PM

Idiocracy could be good if it didn't have Luke Wilson in it. The guy's ****ing terrible.

KcMizzou 05-29-2013 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9717893)
This movie had a ton of potential, but they got too slapsticky with it. Great concept...poor execution. It had its moments, though.

The first half was great. Then, it just kinda fell apart.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:35 PM

I meant to say wear by the way

RealSNR 05-29-2013 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717898)
SNR you have an unhealthy hard on for this Sorter guy. Relax. I'm sure he hasn't ****ed in years so if you really want to ****ing pound him just ****ing ask. Where a boxxy shirt and talk in limericks. You'll be fine.

Just doing my job, man. Mel Kiper doesn't give all As and neither do I.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:36 PM

BLACKHAWKS SCORE BUT UNDER REVIEW

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:36 PM

oh they are going to get ****ED

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:37 PM

that is just an awful ****ing call

LoneWolf 05-29-2013 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717888)
Nah. Quoting movies means you have taste.

Any time I meet a Brittany I immediately, in a very deep voice, say..."Hi Brittany."

No one gets it.

...unless you've seen BASEketball 500 times

I was passed out drunk basically at the bar a few weeks ago around my birthday...

we were at our regular bar

and it's like 230 AM...and a taxi is just laying on the horn outside...and all of our friends are at our table...and I'm like zombie'd out...

and Darren (big BASEketball fan)...was like, "hey, did anyone order a taxi?!" and even being as BLACKED OUT AS I WAS...

I said...in my perfect Matt Stone voice...slurred of course if you remember the movie...

"yeahhhhh i ordered a taxi"

(I didn't)

he said it was hilarious because it was RIGHT FROM BASEKETBALL, he set it up perfectly, and I delivered...and I remembered zero of that happening because I was ****ed up

again, if you didn't see the movie...none of it would be funny

to us?

Hysterical.

Oh, I see. Quoting movies while being shit faced in a bar shows that you have taste, but posting .gifs on a message board is stupid and gay. Gotcha.

Hold on while I write that down in my book of shit to teach my son when he gets older.

Hootie 05-29-2013 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9717921)
Oh, I see. Quoting movies while being shit faced in a bar shows that you have taste, but posting .gifs on a message board is stupid and gay. Gotcha.

Hold on while I write that down in my book of shit to teach my son when he gets older.

here write this down too

compared to me

you're a ****ing bundle of sticks

Me = Cool
You = ****ing bundle of sticks

make sure to write that in cursive so it's final

LoneWolf 05-29-2013 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717923)
here write this down too

compared to me

you're a ****ing pillowbitergot

Me = Cool
You = ****ing pillowbiter

make sure to write that in cursive so it's final

I've found a few things in this thread funny, but your overinflated opinion of yourself has grown tired and sad. You calling me a pillowbiter means nada to me, but keep on doing what you do. It seems to be getting you far in life.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-29-2013 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9716274)
Bullshit.

I cheered for the little midget mother****er at MU, but there is no way in **** Chase Daniel is a legitimate, efective, NFL starter. Let's take the black and gold glasses off, please.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-29-2013 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9716304)
No, although I do think Jim Carrey is enough of a piece of shit to play Pootie.

I agree: that over-hyped sack of mule shit would make a fine Herptie should someone in Hollywood hit the wall creatively, and decide to make the dumbest movie in the history of movies.

ShortRoundChief 05-29-2013 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9717923)
here write this down too

compared to me

you're a ****ing pillowbitergot

Me = Cool
You = ****ing pillowbiter

make sure to write that in cursive so it's final

If I were in the same discussion as your level of cool I would drink an antifreeze martini


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