Sounds to me like you're up for it.

Dude, you don't know what you are saying. :shake:

Hey now, don't go getting my hopes up.

Enter stage left. :)

Well this thread just woke up.

And SP disappeared.

Whats going on here- I was at the gym working on that 6 pack of abs I got going on now-lol

A for effort.

Okay its a 2 pack- with 4 left to go-lol

LMAO


At my age it's about all I have.

Sorry luv; couldn't resist.

At least someone got my joke.

I've been working on a pony kegger for some time

ROFL



Since when has that ever curtailed me?

Hey. So, do tell. Did you get any last night?

Hell you aint that old. :)

You made a joke?

Do I really need to answer?

You sure are interested in their sex life? :hmmm:

LOL! 43 ain't that young. :)

No. I don't want to hear about it.

After last night? Why not.

You must not watch South Park.

40 is the new 20 remember, so that makes you 23 in stud years-lol

Well, it's not like I have one to be interested in.

SP goes and gets me all excited over some joke.

Oh yes you do; you know you do. :)

I didn't think you wanted to hear about the ins and outs.:)

what happened last night?

:hmmm: ROFL

Joie was revealing.

Chicks should be able to get laid whenever they want- after all they do have boobs.

...The ups and downs???

useless without pics

You forget. I'm socially reeruned.

Nope.

You can always count on Phil.

reeruned girls need love too

I'm suprised she waited that long. As horny as she was, I would have thought she would have pulled out the vibrator.

Is there a special school for that?? :)

revealing or reveling?

I am sure it doesn't matter to guys if you don't know which one is the salad fork as long as you are good in other areas.

Vibrator < the real thing

ROFL

They can be one in the same.

Cue Funky porn music- and then please explain in great detail what you mean.

FYP

If you need me to explain, then you've never had good sex.

Well, this one time at band camp....

I thought that was a foregone conclusion.

he is retired from football now-so he might end up in porn- we always new he would- just a matter of straight or gay porn. :hmmm:

that's OK. You may continue using the vibrator.:p

umm I think you are mixing me up with the always loveable GC.

fyp

..Out of 9v batteries.

Same as before


that's OK. You may continue using the vibrator.:p

LMAO

pass

or did you mean help Luv with her Vibrator?

you are deprived then, aren't you?

Careful she's a shifty one I hear.

I hear that luv needs no help with that at all. :)

as long as there are women out there- I will never be deprived.

And who have you been talking to?

useless without.... videotape

FYP

I like to squirm. Gotta make it a little bit of a challenge.

Depends on how much your willing to pay. :D

Buzz Dildo

"To infinity and beyound!!!"

Oh she is way out of my league.

To infinity and BEYOND!

FYP

fyp again

I'm out of the league of a published author who's willing to sell his house to go after a goal? Whatever.

pssst...that happened over 3 years ago.

It does sound like you need a night at Halfcan's Bed and Breakfast.

LMAO ROFL

Like you give a damn about breakfast.

fyp

you sell yourself short

He speaks highly of you....or he thinks that you are lower than dirt. :hmmm: