That was probably a failed joke on my part. It was a way of jabbing at beavers, even though platypi are some of the biggest badasses in the entire animal kingdom.

Mostly, it was an excuse to post that gif. I enjoy that gif.

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600...2009_01_09.jpg

You baby Frosty. Why don't you work in a zoo, and stop bothering people?

LMAO

Hey, beavers can be scary too.

http://media.giphy.com/media/aeLcctNhwwiS4/giphy.gif

Ishmael.


FEED MEE

Furst.

Nice.

Do another timbone

FYP.

Done.

66. Coogs

Before Picard, there was Kirk.

Before Smith, there was Grbac.

And before Direckshun, there was Coogs.

That's me. Coogs. People don't realize but I at one time was THE drafturbator. Before Direckshun. Before Mecca. ****, even before voyager. I'd post all the draft shit I could find, and you bet your ****ing ass that people got pissed off about it just like they do now. Granted, the number of threads and posts I made about it pales in comparison to these other more modern draft legends, but it was a different time. Otto Graham played a different game. Jim Brown played a different game. You're a giant moron if you don't name them on a short list of the game's all-time great players. Likewise, you simply have to put me on there as well.

Regrettably, I'm just an old man trying to keep up these days. I'm like Dick Enberg trying to get people to sign up for fantasy football on CBS broadcasts while talking about the rap music that the players listen to in the locker room. At the age of 92, I'm not as active as I once was, and when I post stuff, it often gets swallowed up amidst all these advanced metric threads and tubgirl discussions. There's still room for me, but people are more and more letting me slide into the philfree category of senility and rambling incoherency. If I ever turn into a huge prick like milkman, maybe people will pay attention to me. Until then, I'm just going to keep chugging along until I fail my eye test at the DMV and get my license taken away.

I think SNR is way better than me. If he's doing them, he should get first dibs. If I'm needed tomorrow, I can try and get one in, but after that I'm on leave for a week. SNR, let me know if you need me to do one tomorrow.

I was on vacation all last week and before that I had a lot of work stuff going on. I should be able to post far more roasts in the near future. One or two per day.

PGM, feel free to send me a fresh batch of names. I've got one left, which I'm saving for tomorrow.

I honestly thought all the food threads had ran you off.

Burst! OK listmaker more names...

Like.