No way.

"Jesus and I love you"
Stunt cock
You forgot to slap your ass
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing...
"I am Sancho"

I'M THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

HOOTIE MCCLOUD

It's funny because I can imagine DaneMcCloud having a lot of LOL hobbies.

Like I bet he's one of those boring socal ****s that just LOOOOOVES cruising up the highway in his porsche and having THE TIME OF HIS LIFE at wine tasting events.

And feels so awesome about it.

dUEL THREAT.

the one liners in BASEketball are just classic

I can quote the entire movie. It's so underrated...either that, or it just fits my exact humor type.

Orgazmo is great. We quote that too...

I just have never seen a movie as many times as I've seen BASEketball. It's truly hilarious.

Tell me you've seen Six Days to Air.

Wouldn't quoting movies be classified as unoriginal?

I haven't.

It says here on your chart your ****ed up, you talk like a bundle of sticks and your shits all reeruned. What I do is like.....

you should watch idiocracy
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you know what...I've actually seen about 5 minutes of it now that I IMDB'd it

perhaps I'll have to check it out

The world must be ending soon, because I agree

The scene where they're in the studio recording the voices for the human centipad episode had me crying. Those guys are ****ing geniuses. They literally don't even work on ideas for the next show until after the previous one airs. They literally make every episode in six days.

Nah. Quoting movies means you have taste.

Any time I meet a Brittany I immediately, in a very deep voice, say..."Hi Brittany."

No one gets it.

...unless you've seen BASEketball 500 times

I was passed out drunk basically at the bar a few weeks ago around my birthday...

we were at our regular bar

and it's like 230 AM...and a taxi is just laying on the horn outside...and all of our friends are at our table...and I'm like zombie'd out...

and Darren (big BASEketball fan)...was like, "hey, did anyone order a taxi?!" and even being as BLACKED OUT AS I WAS...

I said...in my perfect Matt Stone voice...slurred of course if you remember the movie...

"yeahhhhh i ordered a taxi"

(I didn't)

he said it was hilarious because it was RIGHT FROM BASEKETBALL, he set it up perfectly, and I delivered...and I remembered zero of that happening because I was ****ed up

again, if you didn't see the movie...none of it would be funny

to us?

Hysterical.

There's no ****ing way whichever name you post next is a better poster than Sorter.

The man's a gentleman and a scholar. Knows more about football than I could hope to ever learn. Never gets pissy about shit. Pretty sure he speaks like three different languages. He's like what Frankie could actually be with his 178 IQ if Frankie weren't an old tweaky unfunny douche.

He posts gifs though. Oh, good point.

You get a straight up F for this pick, Hootie.