dirty robin fucker

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why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?

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why did the neighbors chipmunk give my parrot gonorrhea?

hey that bird gots two peckers

two-peckered birds usually life in or around baltimore .. one attached the other in their mouth

i saw that on the news. i hope they vote them 2 pricked bastards out of office!

Directv has a Hustler channel for $40 a month
they better reach through the screen and give a hand job
for that kinda scratch

What the hell is going on? In the past 2 months 7 people I know have gotten engaged (all separate engagements).

You rang, sweet cheeks?

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Just watching the Dodgers/Padres game. Dodgers down 4-0 in the top of the 8th, 2 men on and 1 out. Dodgers send John Lindsey into the on-deck circle for his first major league at bat. He's 33 years old and spent 15 years in the minors for this.

Padres change pitchers and Torre pinch hits for Lindsey with Andre Ethier, who promptly grounds into a double play. Lindsey's first AB is not an AB.

The Dodgers should just demote him now.

a little tidbit I learned this week..... the US loses 70,000,000$ each year making the penny

last saturday i got me one of those marriage things, and i'd only been engaged three days.
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Can you imagine the rush...heart beat...f'n this is it, lock it in, thought process? Only to have friggin 'Skip give you the high sign and sit your ass back on the bench! Unreal...Lindsey's just another word for punked!!

I have a tab thats been open for hours ands its on google searching the word bitches...




.... :spock: Why the hell was I searching "bitches"?

Jeter's a cheater. **** the Yanks.