I hate proberbial darts. Those hurt the most.

When she started 30 rock and starting taking off the glasses, it was like something was just missing.

ROFL

No, man - you don't bother me. I was only pushing and digging back. Just trying to mess around. I think my "soft spot" is over exaggerated.


I really would rather just have a normal conversation with you at some point........

INteresting edit. ROFL

Yep that Thread about Nothing was the Grandpa to this abortion.

Well, I'm sold.

You actually bought that?

I thought slavery was abolished…. indentured?

no money, I can't buy anything.....

I'm merely trying to discover the source of Direckshun's apparent animosity towards me. That's all.

What happened to that thread anyway? I can't even find it on a search using thread and nothing.

You're not Tina Fey.

as I am yours toward me.



Or, you mean you actually buy his crap?

Not only that, I've no idea who she is.

who is the thread killer / whacker (I'm getting two clearly distinct visuals)

What kinda weird ass discussion is going on here....

That's too bad.

I've put out two differnent bait posts today and she hasn't replied to either one. I think she has gone left us.

I don't have any animosity towards you. I'm a pretty calm person. Very few people on this BB have actually angered me over the years.

http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2087810437

http://mud.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3755816675

http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4034274685

cool, thanks for educating me.

Do you like her scar?

Well, when the killer posts, nobody seems to follow-up for quite some time. I think Direckshun may qualify as the whacker though tonight.

I bet you're one of those nancies who drinks at locally-owned coffee-shops, wearing snow hats in the summer, with a three day beard reading books about music theory using an Adaptation ticket stub as a bookmark.

God, I just grow sour on the thought.

Hot. Rep.

REP TO ALL WHO POST PICTURES OF TINA FEY.

Is this her?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Fey

That Rolling Stone picture is one of her best.

just as much as, if not more than, Cindy Crawford's mole.

No, I don't live in Boulder.

Yes. She was the "achor woman" on SNL for quite some time and was hilarious.

Amusing. She's older than I am.

Well I do, and let me tell you something: I don't like you.

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How's this?

How old are you?

Yes.

Yes.

I'm an honor student at Horace Mann elementary.

.

and it only took you 15 years to make the honor roll..........:p

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=67949&stc=1

That would look 10 times better with the glasses.

Funniest commercial on television.

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Not the funniest, the lamest maybe?

Meh, barely chuckle worthy.

Yeah, but I'm not that good with photoshop.

Show me the funniest and we'll see.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=161145

Yeah, I would hate to see anyone RUIN that pic.

That one definitely got a bigger laugh out of me.

Alright that one's pretty good.

The one that Direkshun posted I didn't even crack a smile.

Yeah I didn't find it funny at all.

Gotta give me/them points for creativity.

If you want I could post some Carrot Top AT&T commercials.

Same here.

WE would have to call for a BANNING for that. :cuss:

So I've been dating a girl who has a fluffy cat named "Irish."

I've been doing a routine with her lately: when we're lying around her place and her cat's in the room, I'll voice what I believe to be its thoughts with an Irish accent.

Thing is, I've got the worst Irish accent ever. It sounds vaguely Chinese and the only real Irish accent I have to go on is the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

I like those commercials. :p

I knew there had to be something wrong with you. :shake: :)

I believe you can actually find out if someone's a witch by seeing how they react to those commercials. It's like seeing if they're lighter than a goose Monty Python-style.

I could have told you that a long time ago and saved you from having to figure it out on your own.

I actually knew all along. Was just giving you the benefit of the doubt. :p

He likes to figure things out for himself. :D

carrot top is pretty funny, but not in the phone commercials.....

OI like the beer commercials that C'Dric The Entertainer is in.

bud light

They're hilarious.

goodnight, for real this time.......

PUSSY. For real this time.........

thank you.

So....

Scissors

Hey you. I ran across that Have You Forgotten song by Red House Painters. Hadn't listened to it in awhile.

I wonder if luv is up for scissoring with somebody else?

Depends.

Have I said lately that I like pie???

Depends on the person I'm guessing?

Isle nine at Wal-Mart....or so I've heard. :D

Contrary to popular belief around here, I'm picky.

But you're up for it?

Cool

ROFL