Being physically at the NFL draft looks like such a shitty time.

We want Bond.


:thumb:

Sucks seeing TJ Sanders go, wanted him

I swear I just heard Deion throwing that cussing fit, here in Ky..

FU, Buffalo!

Stupid Bills. They stole my guy. He's a terrible player and will be a bust now.

44

Bills desperately trying to stop Mahomes before Josh is broke

Said that yesterday.

Standing in a sea of humanity in Green Bay Wisconsin is not on my bucket list.

If they don't take him, it might officially be over.

Ummm....didn't he just get arrested)

****ing Buffalo.

Sooooo, would we take Ersery if he's available at our pick?

Goddamnit that’s a good pick by the Bills. Oh well

The recipe to beat the Chiefs in the playoffs:

1. Pray
2. Hope the Chiefs have OLine injuries/deficiencies
3. Relentlessly stack your DLine.

Just shut up idiot, the Chiefs are not going to draft every player that you want :rolleyes:

Innocent until proven guilty.

He’ll fit in just fine then

I need to find a bookmaker to take my Chiefs draft bet.

I want to lay $10k on NFL Network cutting to an advert when our pick is in.

If he’s a Chief.

If he’s a Raider, off to a prison in El Salvador.

Seems like one of those things that sounds fun in your head.

And then you get there and you’re standing in a mass of humanity, watching absolutely nothing happen, your feet are sore and if you want to get a $15 beer or go to the bathroom you have to walk 100 yards through a sea of bodies.

No thanks.

I was tempted to try it in KC, but it would have been same deal. Even if the atmosphere is fun it's a long time to just stand there, basically getting a news update from the stage every 10 minutes or so, with the only access to supplemental information coming from my phone. At home I can nerd out, have the broadcast going, google players, have the Royals game up on another screen, etc.

Hey you don't get to talk to Rainman like that

Have we met?

Did you know that a 'glow party' is essentially a rave?

And that elementary schools have them?

I did not. My wife is out of town and my children are not. So here I am.

Please kill me.

I can see the 49ers drafting Sanders to get a leg up in Brock Purdy contract negotiations. John Lynch seems like the type to do something like that.

They will.draft whoever the **** rainmaker tells them to draft. Noob.

I heard some terrible news… Derrick Harmon’s mother died today, just one day after he was drafted to the NFL in the 1st round. Terrible, but it’s nice she got to see him “make it”!

Hope one of Mahomes close family members isn't in hospice

Shut the **** up loser.

Rule 2, bud.

This Goodyear commercial set to Still Dre is good. Its never seen it before the draft last night and now I've seen it at least 7 times

Dallas needs to take Shedeur at this point.

4 Hope the Chiefs hubris does them in...

Josh is already broken.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DW-KaBhTZ1Q/h...QXcmlK11QuEVKg

Nice pickup by the Jets.

Nothing about standing next to unbathed adults cos playing as Super Fans sounds interesting.

63 and 95 gets us up to about 50

Arroyo has always felt like a Chief to me… board is lining up for a trade up potentially, we’ll see!

Any hot teaching assistants dancing with abandon?

Dammit to hell

Absolutely not

Damn. Another good one off the board.

hopefully not a run on DT's

Have you been telling all the kids how drafting an offensive linemen with a torn patellar is a risk not worth taking?

Fingers crossed for next year at the middle school I guess...

I'd really like Etienne at some point.

Bruh, show Rain Man some respect. He’s a legend, You’re a noob, and don’t understand shit. Go read Rfaulk’s opening statement and think hard about it. If that doesn’t work, PM Bob Dole a photo of your infant sized junk next to a deodorant stick, meet Billay at the GBS, and finally…. Eat **** pie, queer!

Probably in the 7th

Stand pat and let Burkhalt cook, KC

I’ve never seen someone talk trash to RainMan, that was crazy. ROFL

49ers following the Eagles playbook of drafting dline after they saw what it did in the Superbowl

Jerry and his stooges. Love it. Backslapping themselves over yet another shitty draft for dem boys.

I think we're going to take a CB with one of our first 2 picks tonight.

The value is so good with guys like Revel and Amos still on the board.

PLEASE have Sanders go to Dallas. That would be the circus on steroids.

You ****ing wish dipshit!

No, but I did have to explain to my particularly stupid child (the boy is dim) that chewing on glow sticks will have negative health consequences.

All without a medical degree, no less.

Fell chancy, but I risked it. Please forgive me.

Blah, blah, blah! Go **** yourself!

It is not going to happen, Jones loves Prescott too much to draft Sanders

No but I remember watching some Oprah special about a rainbow party where girls would wear different lipstick shades to compare deep throat skills. If only it were a real thing, high school me wished.

I would love that.

Who the **** is this asshole?

And why the hell isn't he bitching at me and Duncan? I was hoping we'd cornered the market.

I would not push too hard on Rain Man. You think all those global excursions are just tourism?

Well if he does ingest a few glow sticks he can always work in the Cardinals FO.

I've seen it once and they ended up being banned in the long run, not for that but for other stuff because that's the type of person that would do something like that.

Kanye the final boss

Jerry, come on man. LMAO

Are there any good drugs at the glow party

If we can do that and get Royals I'd be aight with it.

Cowboys will probably take him here.

Pack your bags, Shedeur. It's over.

LMAO

A real pioneer

the deep defensive line class is getting less deep

A great pick for the Cowboys

Only in my pocket.

{sigh}

Just kidding. I'm not that cool. It just felt like the thing to say.

I'll bet one of these little shits has some adderall though. I've always wanted to try those. Just see if I can crush a monday one of these days. You'll know I got some if I stop posting during work hours.

Is he still pointing to his watch?

Chefs kiss

What he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he acquired over a very long career.

We're having a run on players with hard-to-pronounce names.

... and FU, Colts!

Bruh. DL getting decimated now.