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Jewish Rabbi 10-07-2014 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10992647)
In the last two minutes, this just happened:

Adams roasts that ball, I get up and yell "GET UP! GET UP! **** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My wife yells, "STOP THAT,"

One of my three year olds then pulls down her pants and pisses in the middle of the floor.

In her defense, I about pissed in the middle of my floor in the last two minutes too.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:32 PM

**** this team. Thanks for letting me down YET AGAIN.

OnTheWarpath15 10-07-2014 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992658)
**** this team. Thanks for letting me down YET AGAIN.

Far from over.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992658)
**** this team. Thanks for letting me down YET AGAIN.

:( Sorry bro. Kershaw had been looking good.

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992648)
Yeah. What now?


God damnt. Nice job, Peyton Kershaw.

Thats going to stick on him now.

He's too good. It will happen.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 10992661)
Far from over.

It's over. Believe me....I know how this shit ends.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:34 PM

You know what's even better? I'm going to get the three-peat of shitty performances this weekend when Notre Dame gets raped by Florida State.

Marcellus 10-07-2014 05:34 PM

Kershaw should be trying to work out a trade to STL right now since they seem to be the only team he doesn't own.

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 10992661)
Far from over.

Especially if Neschek is coming in. I like Martinez.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10992579)
Right now, If Kershaw was to chew on a handful of sunflower seeds, they might call it the most heroic snack choice of the millennium.

ROFL

bsroyals54 10-07-2014 05:35 PM

Looks like the Dodgers might need more than a lineup full of All-stars :D

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:36 PM

1 ****ing hit all game. And then the Cardinals do what they do in the post season.

Hootie 10-07-2014 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992658)
**** this team. Thanks for letting me down YET AGAIN.

I'm sure you didn't start watching until two games ago, so you'll be fine. They'll spend $150M more next year, I'm sure Kershaw will have plenty of chances to choke when it matters most. **** the LA Yankees.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992685)
I'm sure you didn't start watching until two games ago, so you'll be fine. They'll spend $150M more next year, I'm sure Kershaw will have plenty of chances to choke when it matters most. **** the LA Yankees.

Blow me. I've been a fan since I was 4....dick.

bsroyals54 10-07-2014 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992685)
I'm sure you didn't start watching until two games ago, so you'll be fine. They'll spend $150M more next year, I'm sure Kershaw will have plenty of chances to choke when it matters most. **** the LA Yankees.

**** them with a big rubber dick

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:40 PM

Clayton Kershaw's seventh-inning ERA in this series: 135.00.

Hootie 10-07-2014 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992667)
You know what's even better? I'm going to get the three-peat of shitty performances this weekend when Notre Dame gets raped by Florida State.

Well, you know, any time you can cheer for Kansas City, Notre Dame, and the LA Yankees it totally makes sense

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992690)
Well, you know, any time you can cheer for Kansas City, Notre Dame, and the LA Yankees it totally makes sense

I'm from South Dakota. Let me know what teams I'm supposed to root for. I should what....be a Vikings, Twins and Gophers fan? How about those are the teams I picked when I was young and those are the teams I've stuck with.

Hootie 10-07-2014 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992687)
Blow me. I've been a fan since I was 4....dick.

Maybe. If I were a fan of a team who went full Yankees I'd stop watching. It's a disgrace. It's a disgrace i hate them so much now I cheered for a team that I've thoroughly hated my entire life to win a playoff series.

Marcellus 10-07-2014 05:42 PM

I hope to hell Martinez is coming in.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992697)
Maybe. If I were a fan of a team who went full Yankees I'd stop watching. It's a disgrace. It's a disgrace i hate them so much now I cheered for a team that I've thoroughly hated my entire life to win a playoff series.

Unlike you....I don't ****ing care how much my team spends. $90 million and a championship is the same as $400 million and a championship.

bsroyals54 10-07-2014 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992700)
Unlike you....I don't ****ing care how much my team spends. $90 million and a championship is the same as $400 million and a championship.

You should care, its a disgrace to professional sports

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10992698)
I hope to hell Martinez is coming in.

They said Neshek was warming up

Marcellus 10-07-2014 05:44 PM

Hey guys can you go argue in a another thread or something?

Marcellus 10-07-2014 05:44 PM

**** me with an AIDS tree.

Hootie 10-07-2014 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992695)
I'm from South Dakota. Let me know what teams I'm supposed to root for. I should what....be a Vikings, Twins and Gophers fan? How about those are the teams I picked when I was young and those are the teams I've stuck with.

Ok, fair. But when the Dodgers have a $400M payroll next year just realize they're the biggest scumbags in professional sports

OnTheWarpath15 10-07-2014 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992713)
Ok, fair. But when the Dodgers have a $400M payroll next year just realize they're the biggest scumbags in professional sports

Dude. Just drop it. Please.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 05:46 PM

Enact a salary cap or shut the **** up.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bsroyals54 (Post 10992705)
You should care, its a disgrace to professional sports

Who the **** are you again? Yeah....nobody. Shut the **** up.

Marcellus 10-07-2014 05:47 PM

4 to go.

Hootie 10-07-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992700)
Unlike you....I don't ****ing care how much my team spends. $90 million and a championship is the same as $400 million and a championship.

No, no it isn't.

I'm sure if you put the Bulls in the Big 12 they'd probably beat Kansas...

Fortunately, the Dodgers are too ****ing stupid to know what to do with $400M but, meh. **** them, I'll celebrate every time the LA Dodgers get eliminated. May they all get AIDS

bsroyals54 10-07-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992719)
Who the **** are you again? Yeah....nobody. Shut the **** up.

Dodgers suck

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992713)
Ok, fair. But when the Dodgers have a $400M payroll next year just realize they're the biggest scumbags in professional sports

Once again. Won't. Give. A. Shit.

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992713)
Ok, fair. But when the Dodgers have a $400M payroll next year just realize they're the biggest scumbags in professional sports

okay Hootie thats enough. I don't want to ban you from the thread but getting a lot of complaints.

Hootie 10-07-2014 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10992717)
Enact a salary cap or shut the **** up.

Oh, ok. Not even the Yankees pull that garbage anymore. The Dodgers are the biggest disgrace in pro sports. It's fact. Them losing makes me very happy.

wazu 10-07-2014 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992695)
I'm from South Dakota. Let me know what teams I'm supposed to root for. I should what....be a Vikings, Twins and Gophers fan? How about those are the teams I picked when I was young and those are the teams I've stuck with.

I can respect that. I've considered trying to adopt an NBA team as my own. But I'm too conflicted cause I don't want to be bandwagon but I don't think I could handle rooting for another loser.

OnTheWarpath15 10-07-2014 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10992726)
okay Hootie thats enough. I don't want to ban you from the thread but getting a lot of complaints.

You have the power to ban people from threads?

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10992726)
okay Hootie thats enough. I don't want to ban you from the thread but getting a lot of complaints.

Can you? Seriously don't know.

Marcellus 10-07-2014 05:49 PM

Neshek found a July time machine.

3 to go.

Pepe Silvia 10-07-2014 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10992711)
Hey guys can you go argue in a another thread or something?

this.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992731)
Oh, ok. Not even the Yankees pull that garbage anymore. The Dodgers are the biggest disgrace in pro sports. It's fact. Them losing makes me very happy.

I'm just trying to be respectful of the Cards fans, dude.

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 10992736)
You have the power to ban people from threads?

Just this one.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:51 PM

It's cool. I'm out.

All I ask is that you beat the Giants.

Hootie 10-07-2014 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10992726)
okay Hootie thats enough. I don't want to ban you from the thread but getting a lot of complaints.

Oh go **** yourself. Ban me from the thread. Cardinals fans can suck my dick, too. Bunch of ****ing whining little bitches. Can't wait to actively cheer against you losers next. Worst fan base in sports. This is my last post in your thread, anyways. I wish nothing but losses for you dumbass fans from here on out. Dodgers, check. Can't wait until you all lose the NLCS and then cry about your manager and your best players for the next X amount of months. Vomit.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992731)
Oh, ok. Not even the Yankees pull that garbage anymore. The Dodgers are the biggest disgrace in pro sports. It's fact. Them losing makes me very happy.

I actually agree with you about huge payrolls and buying championships. But this isn't the place for it. That's a better way of putting that.

bsroyals54 10-07-2014 05:52 PM

3 outs to go CARDS and you're going to the NLCS!!!

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10992739)
Neshek found a July time machine.

3 to go.

I can't believe he just went through the #3/#4/#5 hitters. I'll take it.:thumb:

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992753)
Oh go **** yourself. Ban me from the thread. Cardinals fans can suck my dick, too. Bunch of ****ing whining little bitches. Can't wait to actively cheer against you losers next. Worst fan base in sports. This is my last post in your thread, anyways. I wish nothing but losses for you dumbass fans from here on out. Dodgers, check. Can't wait until you all lose the NLCS and then cry about your manager and your best players for the next X amount of months. Vomit.

Come on man just chill. Its a good mood in here.

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992749)
It's cool. I'm out.

All I ask is that you beat the Giants.

Rosenthal is always an adventure in the 9th inning. Might want to stick around.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-07-2014 05:55 PM

Uribe, Ellis, and likely Puig to hit in the 9th, and that's the ****ing bottom of the order. No breaks against these guys.

Jewish Rabbi 10-07-2014 05:57 PM

Really could use another run here. Blowsenthal isn't gonna make it easy whether he does the job or not.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-07-2014 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10992753)
Oh go **** yourself. Ban me from the thread. Cardinals fans can suck my dick, too. Bunch of ****ing whining little bitches. Can't wait to actively cheer against you losers next. Worst fan base in sports. This is my last post in your thread, anyways. I wish nothing but losses for you dumbass fans from here on out. Dodgers, check. Can't wait until you all lose the NLCS and then cry about your manager and your best players for the next X amount of months. Vomit.

You're like the Josh Hamilton of posting. You can reign yourself in for a few months, but you just can't stop from going on a bender of self-absorbed dipshittery.

No one in here was giving you any shit. Stop acting like a ****.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 05:57 PM

I thought about banning BRC from the thread for like 90 seconds just for the lulz. Figured I'd be the only one laughing though, so...

LMAO

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10992766)
Uribe, Ellis, and likely Puig to hit in the 9th, and that's the ****ing bottom of the order. No breaks against these guys.

They have a deep line up. All 3 of them will be capable of tying the game.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 05:58 PM

This postseason is really getting me back into baseball. It's been years since I've been this interested. Lots of great games so far.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10992773)
They have a deep line up. All 3 of them will be capable of tying the game.

Yeah....they'll get one on just in time for Puig to strike out and end the game.

bsroyals54 10-07-2014 05:59 PM

come on Rosey, can I call him Rosey?

Hootie 10-07-2014 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10992771)
You're like the Josh Hamilton of posting. You can reign yourself in for a few months, but you just can't stop from going on a bender of self-absorbed dipshittery.

No one in here was giving you any shit. Stop acting like a ****.

Last post:

This is a great analogy for me, lol.

Out. Finish the Yankees off, and good luck the rest of the way.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992776)
Yeah....they'll get one on just in time for Puig to strike out and end the game.

Clearly we've been rooting for similar teams our whole lives. Ever have one of your teams win a title?

The Huskies split a national title in football when I was 12. It barely counts because I was really coming into my own as a sports fan.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-07-2014 06:00 PM

Thank you. And deep breaths. Regardless of what happens or doesn't to us, you've got a team of your own to root for.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10992780)
Clearly we've been rooting for similar teams our whole lives. Ever have one of your teams win a title?

The Huskies split a national title in football when I was 12. It barely counts because I was really coming into my own as a sports fan.

When I was ****ing 8. Since then it's been nothing but disappointment.

KC_Connection 10-07-2014 06:01 PM

3 more outs until Mattingly gets further exposed for the idiot he is.

Although Puig is going to come up here and that will be interesting.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 06:02 PM

Yeah, dude. I could tell. You have the same outlook on your teams that I do. Clutch time in big moments just makes my butthole pucker. I can't enjoy them, because no one has ever given me a reason too.

BigRedChief 10-07-2014 06:03 PM

Someone needs to check on Fruit Ninja. He hasn't posted since the home run

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-07-2014 06:05 PM

I'm rocking back and forth on the floor like an Asperger's havin' mother****er.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10992792)
Someone needs to check on Fruit Ninja. He hasn't posted since the home run

If anyone is friends with him on Facebook, go check out his profile picture. It's probably the exact pose he's been in since the HR.

The Franchise 10-07-2014 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10992792)
Someone needs to check on Fruit Ninja. He hasn't posted since the home run

He's probably out trading his Dodger gear in for Royals gear. /Hootie

Pepe Silvia 10-07-2014 06:05 PM

1 down, come on rosy no heart attack tonight please.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10992796)
I'm rocking back and forth on the floor like an Asperger's havin' mother****er.

If I was there I'd drop my pants and piss all over the floor.

OnTheWarpath15 10-07-2014 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10992796)
I'm rocking back and forth on the floor like an Asperger's havin' mother****er.

Rosey will do that to you.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10992798)
He's probably out trading his Dodger gear in for Royals gear. /Hootie

I guess we're about to find out if it was really his last post. ROFL

OnTheWarpath15 10-07-2014 06:06 PM

Whew. Gift call.

KC_Connection 10-07-2014 06:06 PM

Turner hitting instead of Puig? Just when you think Mattingly can't get any dumber, he goes and does something like this.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 06:06 PM

Oh, shit.

OnTheWarpath15 10-07-2014 06:06 PM

Rosey being Rosey.

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-07-2014 06:07 PM

My wife: "God, Greinke just has what's called a resting bitch face."

ROFL

Bearcat 10-07-2014 06:07 PM

Game over.

Pepe Silvia 10-07-2014 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10992800)
1 down, come on rosy no heart attack tonight please.

:mad:

OnTheWarpath15 10-07-2014 06:08 PM

Get him the **** out of there.

Jewish Rabbi 10-07-2014 06:09 PM

Throw a strike you son of a bitch


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