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Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10666010)
No it wouldn't. Are you an idiot?
1 million would be pretty sweet. He would be grandpa Zarth by then.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-02-2014 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 10665725)
Surely that POS isn't making the list.
Ya know, I like you. Always have. Despite the fact that you have hate ****ed your woman while thinking about Clay's virgin anus. I get it. He can wear you down. And clearly, that dude wore you out years ago. You've got to let it go though, man. Let it go. Sure, you'll miss the amazing bloody anus induced orgasms, but otherwise you'll be a better person for it overall. Happier, healthier, and overall more balanced. Let it go.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-02-2014 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10666070)
1 million would be pretty sweet. He would be grandpa Zarth by then.
Update the OP ya lazy ****.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10665706)
FYP
He's making his list checking it twice gonna find out who married their cousin wife

Mr. Flopnuts 06-02-2014 04:33 PM
BTW, I went super easy on Luv last year. If Clay ****s this up this year, I'm going hard to the hole.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10666073)
Update the OP ya lazy ****.
Soon as I get access to my desktop I shall....I should wait till you get off your rear and ban that turd slow mo though.

bevischief 06-02-2014 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10666075)
He's making his list checking it twice gonna find out who married their cousin wife
And live in a trailer park.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-02-2014 04:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10666081)
Soon as I get access to my desktop I shall....I should wait till you get off your rear and ban that turd slow mo though.
If we're negotiating...

You should trust me though. I have plans. Sure, my plans could eat shit like last year. But I'm expecting a Mile High implosion this year.

Hammock Parties 06-02-2014 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10666080)
BTW, I went super easy on Luv last year. If Clay ****s this up this year, I'm going hard to the hole.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities. Some considered to be...unnatural.

rico 06-02-2014 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10666010)
No it wouldn't. Are you an idiot?
Supersheep.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-02-2014 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10666087)
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities. Some considered to be...unnatural.
I want to hate **** your anus while you make the face of Count Zarth in your avatar. We'll do a picture, and video review. SR style.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 04:41 PM
Flop, he hasn't accepted the offer to roast her yet.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10666085)
If we're negotiating...

You should trust me though. I have plans. Sure, my plans could eat shit like last year. But I'm expecting a Mile High implosion this year.
It would take a jughead injury...if not the board is shit on until they get their shit pushed in in the postseason. ...After our annual one and done.

Hammock Parties 06-02-2014 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10666094)
I want to hate **** your anus while you make the face of Count Zarth in your avatar. We'll do a picture, and video review. SR style.
Have you ever noticed Zarth's face there is the same as Smith's face here:

http://www.cedricbrehaut.com/wp-cont...agentSmith.jpg

Hammock Parties 06-02-2014 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10666096)
Flop, he hasn't accepted the offer to roast her yet.
I ACCEPT! I ACCEPT! CHRIST ALMIGHTY I ACCEPT!

Mr. Flopnuts 06-02-2014 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10666101)
It would take a jughead injury...if not the board is shit on until they get their shit pushed in in the postseason. ...After our annual one and done.
See, now we're negotiating. Show me some good faith and update the ****ing op. :D

Just ****ing with you, dude. Desktop. I get it. Been there over and over for mod bullshit.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-02-2014 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10666108)
I ACCEPT! I ACCEPT! CHRIST ALMIGHTY I ACCEPT!

http://www.cedricbrehaut.com/wp-cont...agentSmith.jpg

Hammock Parties 06-02-2014 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10666113)
http://www.movieramblings.com/wp-con...rash-zarth.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10666108)
I ACCEPT! I ACCEPT! CHRIST ALMIGHTY I ACCEPT!
Burst we shall have....especially if she out ranks ya :eek:

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 09:13 PM
Anyone know a work around to get more than 20 images in the OP?

TLO 06-02-2014 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10666906)
Anyone know a work around to get more than 20 images in the OP?
Can you put 101-91 in a seperate spoiler tag? Then 90-80, etc?

Mr_Tomahawk 06-02-2014 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10666914)
Can you put 101-91 in a seperate spoiler tag? Then 90-80, etc?
smarty-pants

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10666914)
Can you put 101-91 in a seperate spoiler tag? Then 90-80, etc?
Worth a try tomorrow I guess

Chief Roundup 06-02-2014 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10666914)
Can you put 101-91 in a seperate spoiler tag? Then 90-80, etc?
Q

Rams Fan 06-02-2014 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10665325)
80. Rams Fan

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2648371200/hBA7F3B95/

Okay, look. You can say what you will about me as a poster, but remember that it could be much worse. I wasn't an annoying Rams troll back when the Chiefs made the Trent Green trade and St. Louis looked like a promising team for the next several years. I mean, I was probably one of those dorks who wrote D&D fanfiction-type Rams stories on that Book of Spiral Horns forum. You can make assertions like that against me. I'm fine with that.

You can tell me to drink antifreeze. You can change my username to Starbucks Fan for an entire year. You can bitch me out for taking too long to make my shitty Rams pick in the CP Mock. That's cool. I let that stuff just roll off my back because I'm a nice guy.

Hell, I know how much you hate it when fans of other teams come in here and post all the shit they do about the Chiefs and their numerous failures since the ****ing Nixon administration. You guys beat yourselves up about it enough as it is, and you don't need some snaggle-toothed moron thinking they're getting the best of you by pointing out something you didn't realize.

Even then, I don't mind you making fun of my team. You can call them the Lambs. You can make fun of my city. You can point out all those top draft picks my team has collected recently and how we'll still be sitting in the ****ing cellar for several years. I don't mind that. Once again, I'm easy-going and cool about it.

But say one cross word about my QB, and I'll ruin you. Go see what happens if you suggest that my team needs to move on from Sam Bradford regardless of whether or not he could have been a great QB if he didn't have PTSD from his awful putrid offensive line. It's not pretty. You don't want to do that. You also don't want to call him a clueless brokedick beady-eyed ****face.

Sam Bradford is my QB. That's my QB, man.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ee925OTFBCA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This video sums up my relationship with CP and Bradford.

Additionally:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/vMRlpeeOH6M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 09:49 PM
Bradford sucks ass

Rams Fan 06-02-2014 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10666973)
Bradford sucks ass
You suck the penis of Alex Smith.

TimBone 06-02-2014 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10666964)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ee925OTFBCA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This video sums up my relationship with CP and Bradford.

Additionally:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/vMRlpeeOH6M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
ROFLROFLROFL

I ****ing love that Intervention vid.

rico 06-02-2014 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10666964)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ee925OTFBCA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This video sums up my relationship with CP and Bradford.

Additionally:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/vMRlpeeOH6M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10666975)
You suck the penis of Alex Smith.
Alex isn't a turd

Rams Fan 06-02-2014 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10667019)
Alex isn't a turd
Bradford has the exact amount of PO wins as Smith did through 4 seasons.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10667023)
Bradford has the exact amount of PO wins as Smith did through 4 seasons.
So do you and Lil Chiefy....Neither you guys or the Rams will get one anytime soon.

Titty Meat 06-02-2014 10:17 PM
Looks like my rating improved from last year

Hammock Parties 06-02-2014 10:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10667023)
Bradford has the exact amount of PO wins as Smith did through 4 seasons.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-33d_mJStel...0/jack_lol.gif

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10667037)
Looks like my rating improved from last year
Been told you are 124

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 10:20 PM
Llamas don't win playoff games

rico 06-02-2014 10:32 PM
So what is htismaqe gonna do? Is he going to pick up where SNR left off or is he going to begin where he himself left off...?

Titty Meat 06-02-2014 10:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10667040)
Been told you are 124

https://24.media.tumblr.com/ea0deff2...v3fno2_250.gif

Pasta Little Brioni 06-02-2014 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10667053)
So what is htismaqe gonna do? Is he going to pick up where SNR left off or is he going to begin where he himself left off...?
He is going to pick up at 79. We roll on.

rico 06-02-2014 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10667077)
He is going to pick up at 79. We roll on.
Right on.

TimBone 06-03-2014 12:43 AM
If Billay is anywhere on the list then it means he's above Rico and Tha Virus at this point....and if that's the case, then I quit CP forever.

ThaVirus 06-03-2014 12:55 AM
I agree. My name was drawn too soon.

ThaVirus 06-03-2014 12:55 AM
It's all good though. I have a pretty awesome mult that I'm expecting to go in the top 5.

ShortRoundChief 06-03-2014 02:35 AM
So uh what'd I miss

loochy 06-03-2014 05:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10667169)
So uh what'd I miss
You missed this:

Lol
butthurt
Boring
boring
semi-lol
boring
butthurt
lol
lol
boring
boring

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 06:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10667152)
If Billay is anywhere on the list then it means he's above Rico and Tha Virus at this point....and if that's the case, then I quit CP forever.
Not looking good for him at this point

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 06:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10667169)
So uh what'd I miss
Roy was a bit upset he won't be making the list...oh and Samantha Bradford sucks

Simply Red 06-03-2014 06:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10667169)
So uh what'd I miss
you're on the list. But as 'dick bull'

htismaqe 06-03-2014 09:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10667053)
So what is htismaqe gonna do? Is he going to pick up where SNR left off or is he going to begin where he himself left off...?
Right now I'm considering running a garden hose from my tail pipe to the driver's side window...

ChiTown 06-03-2014 09:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10667383)
Right now I'm considering running a garden hose from my tail pipe to the driver's side window...
Pls post video on YouTube. kaytks

htismaqe 06-03-2014 09:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10667386)
Pls post video on YouTube. kaytks
If I'm going out, it's going to be both glorious AND televised.

loochy 06-03-2014 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10667383)
Right now I'm considering running a garden hose from my tail pipe to the driver's side window...
Then you can pass out in the car. Your wife will walk into the garage and see you, at which moment you decide you want to live. You back out of the garage and out of the driveway and proceed to get smashed by a speeding drunk driver. You will get millions out of the lawsuit and you can use your free time to pursue your interests, such as creating a a "jump to conclusions" mat or doing CP roasts and rankings.

ChiTown 06-03-2014 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10667391)
If I'm going out, it's going to be both glorious AND televised.
YouPorn?

RealSNR 06-03-2014 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10667383)
Right now I'm considering running a garden hose from my tail pipe to the driver's side window...
Go on....

bevischief 06-03-2014 09:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10667383)
Right now I'm considering running a garden hose from my tail pipe to the driver's side window...
:popcorn:

htismaqe 06-03-2014 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10667400)
Then you can pass out in the car. Your wife will walk into the garage and see you, at which moment you decide you want to live. You back out of the garage and out of the driveway and proceed to get smashed by a speeding drunk driver. You will get millions out of the lawsuit and you can use your free time to pursue your interests, such as creating a a "jump to conclusions" mat or doing CP roasts and rankings.
http://blog.myeyewear2go.com/wp-cont...wski-img-9.jpg

htismaqe 06-03-2014 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10667408)
YouPorn?
RedTube

crazycoffey 06-03-2014 10:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10667383)
Right now I'm considering running a garden hose from my tail pipe to the driver's side window...
Make sure you use this, couple it up to 3" PVC, that should maximize your efforts.....

loochy 06-03-2014 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10667434)
Yes! You can be that man!

Titty Meat 06-03-2014 11:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10667152)
If Billay is anywhere on the list then it means he's above Rico and Tha Virus at this point....and if that's the case, then I quit CP forever.
I dont know who you are probably because you suck as a poster so ciao bitch.

TimBone 06-03-2014 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10667598)
I dont know who you are probably because you suck as a poster so ciao bitch.
The ol' "I don't know who you are, you suck. K thanx bye" insult. That seems about your level.

You're known on the board for sure. Too bad it's for being a ****ing idiot. Congrats on that tho.

ShortRoundChief 06-03-2014 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10667674)
The ol' "I don't know who you are, you suck. K thanx bye" insult. That seems about your level.

You're known on the board for sure. Too bad it's for being a ****ing idiot. Congrats on that tho.
One time I had herpes. They should have been called hurties or itchys because that's what they did. Never did they herp.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 12:22 PM
All top 101 members get to change their handles to wrasslers names

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10667674)
The ol' "I don't know who you are, you suck. K thanx bye" insult. That seems about your level.

You're known on the board for sure. Too bad it's for being a ****ing idiot. Congrats on that tho.
He just wants to see your wang timbone

TimBone 06-03-2014 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10667703)
He just wants to see your wang timbone
Understandable.

Titty Meat 06-03-2014 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10667674)
The ol' "I don't know who you are, you suck. K thanx bye" insult. That seems about your level.

You're known on the board for sure. Too bad it's for being a ****ing idiot. Congrats on that tho.
Your envy towards me is cute.

I didn't know who you were so I looked at some od your posts you might be Donger Jr. Most of them are questions and you also talk like an airhead.

frankotank 06-03-2014 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10666906)
Anyone know a work around to get more than 20 images in the OP?
midgets
the solution most cer-****ing-tainly has something to do with MIDGETS.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10667711)
midgets
the solution most cer-****ing-tainly has something to do with MIDGETS.
I typed in "midgets raped franko" and it worked!

TimBone 06-03-2014 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10667708)
Your envy towards me is cute.

I didn't know who you were so I looked at some od your posts you might be Donger Jr. Most of them are questions and you also talk like an airhead.
Envy? ROFLROFL

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eT9aU8-ofdA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 12:30 PM
Flex off coming?

TimBone 06-03-2014 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10667723)
Flex off coming?
Haha...absolutely not. I don't want to get embarrassed by those pythons.

Pablo 06-03-2014 12:35 PM
Flex pic needed to see what's up Tim.

Do this thing right.

frankotank 06-03-2014 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10667718)
I typed in "midgets raped franko" and it worked!
THANKS MAN!
I was sitting here minding my own biz and all of a sudden.....
MIDGETS BE RAPING!

I owe you man! (they make it look so damn BIG! :thumb:)

http://imageshack.us/a/img845/3149/2vlr.jpghttp://thepotpapers.files.wordpress....exy-midget.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 12:38 PM
ROFL

Pasta Little Brioni 06-03-2014 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10667731)
Haha...absolutely not. I don't want to get embarrassed by those pythons.
You are denying us of epic burst

Pepe Silvia 06-03-2014 12:39 PM
You know what's hilarious, I've never seen JAG either.

Titty Meat 06-03-2014 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10667731)
Haha...absolutely not. I don't want to get embarrassed by those pythons.
Yeah im sure your the poster boy for masculinity with post such as "you live in seattle!?! Ive always wanted to vist" and bitching about an online board popularity contest. Your Stewies new co worker Ally.

htismaqe 06-03-2014 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10667749)
You know what's hilarious, I've never seen JAG either.
http://katchop.com/blog/wp-content/u...11/12/khan.jpg

frankotank 06-03-2014 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10667746)
You are denying us of epic burst
NUH UH!
I just totally epically bursted!

then the MIDGETS!
dey be raping urrybody up in hurr!

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

TimBone 06-03-2014 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10667754)
Yeah im sure your the poster boy for masculinity with post such as "you live in seattle!?! Ive always wanted to vist" and bitching about an online board popularity contest. Your Stewies new co worker Ally.
Uh oh...did I hurt somebodies internet ego? My bad, bro. I didn't know it meant that much to you.

Listen. I'd love to continue this back and forth with you, I really would, but I've got to go to work.

Give me a sec and I'll link you to my business so that you can write a false review or whatever it is you do to fill the time between jerking off in your mom's basement.


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