I pumped iron and did some hard sprinting. A real man's workout.

You may suffer from low testosterone with that kind of bitchmade workout.

Click if you like cockles

:thumb:

It's nice to see you're finally getting out of mommy's basement occasionally. That's step one.

When was the last time you even picked up a weight, frazod? Christ.

More recently that you had a job. Or paid a bill. Or ****ed a woman who didn't require cash up front. Or interacted socially with anyone who didn't laugh at you.

When you're hitting up mommy for hooker money, do you tell her the truth, or just claim you need it for a new Xbox game?

Come on let's sweat (sweat sweat) baby
Let the music take control (control control)
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat (sweat sweat) sweat
Let the music take your soul (soul soul)
Let the rhythm move you
Everybody dance now

Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da da da (x2)
(Ooh)

(repeat)

See you're attacking me (with erroneous assumptions, I might add), while I'm just trying to help you.

Don't you get tired of seeing bitch tits in the mirror every day?

Be fat...or beat the fat.

Come on Frazod. You could be lean and sexy again.

You're still throwing a tantrum over the Star Trek thread. LMAO Holy shit, it's really amazing - you're like Sheldon on the big bang theory, minus, of course, the intelligence, real life friends and a woman.

It's nice that you're temporarily thin. It sure didn't change your shitty lonely life, though, did it?

Once again, Frazod, it's not about me.

I just wish for you to be lean and sexy.

You are slowly killing yourself with alcohol and fatty foods.

I am too. I'm trying to die long before I have to read another "My sister is humping black dudes down the hall from me while my parents are out of town."

Goodnight, Clay. I'm now going to do something you've never done and never will do - go to bed with someone who loves me.

You ever see less than zero? You put me in the too 50 and I'll make sure go chiefs blows you

Imagine how impressed she would be if you had a waist below 40 inches.

You are that Clay dude I see post on Bugs FB now & then right?
Your a 135lbs bag of bones at best.
When it comes to females I know what they like (always have) & you Wendler aint it.
Here is a tip Clay/You look like a blond lil queer with that hair cut.

The new thread title is bound to get way more hits.

I seriously hope noone can actually be butthurt about the honor of being in the hootie top 100

go hawks (Russell Wilson)

6-0 180 lbs

Come at me, bro?

Bull shit.
& you go both ways with that hair cut

What will you do if I prove it to you?

LMAO Dang, bro. Dang.

what are you gonna do, fill your pockets with rocks
stand on a scale & take a pic?
what will i do ? nothing.

this I can prove/ I may get banned though. its like a bad Beiber haircut

Anyone from CP who has met me in the last 4 years can attest to the fact I weigh a lot more than 135 pounds.

meh. so I am off by 15 lbs at best

Well, no.

You are a nobody Clay. & chicks I hang with can smell that a mile away.
With all the Mod changes to your name, its amazing DREAMER hasn't stuck

You're clearly an intelligent induhvidual.

Oh no you got me Dreamer

The day you can prove a sexy hot female came back to have seconds with you. Is the day I will quit posting here. Game on bag of bones

Edit/ & that includes paying for a whore. No self respecting pole dancer would want your money twice

That's not a complete sentence.

Kinda like you not being a complete male

It's true I only have one testicle.

Yup/ its on top of your shoulders.

Clay Ellen
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...lh8go2_400.jpg

Yo Clay/ Go get yourself a new Miley Cyrus

You forgot to share if you've had or enjoy the idea of threesomes.

Toast to our fallen brothers. Known and unknown, brother. Have a good weekend, I'm going to the lake of the ozarks so I can't bring you pie...

Well it isn't Steven Wright levels yet, so it could certainly be worse.

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You're only 6-0 if you're wearing heels....

So it one person announced a day?

Boring thus far.

We need a blockbuster trade or something...

not sure I get your point

I feel like you simply don't understand me.

I like you Phil. You're on the list.

I just don't understand why you, an intelligent guy, doesn't understand my posting style.

do you really think I've been serious in this entire thread? The theme of 'Frazod is fat' and 'Donger is gay' is just something I'm going to add every time because it helps keep the thread alive.

everything I do in threads like these is calculated

I needed a boost, so I put Tattoo on the list

this has been the best thread of the offseason so far

just harmless fun; I'm certainly not trying to rub you the wrong way. We've had a pretty good turn out so far.

but again, I'm 100% joking and I've made fun of myself as much as anyone else in this thread. I thought you'd get that.

we're at nearly 1800 posts

so boring

At this rate, by #1 this thread is going to have upwards of 50,000 posts. LMAO

The real humor is in the meltdowns.

Yeah, it became tiresome very quickly.

Not sure if serious.

I don't really give a shit.

If you don't want to read the thread, don't ****ing read the thread. Pretty ****ing simple.

Hootie still seems to

post just a few

words in each line, but at least

he seems to have stopped adding... after the lines

so I guess that's progress

don't be jealous

that my posting style

is way better than yours

I can't help it I'm awesome

You're getting a little boring here, but have fun.

at least I have expectations

and I'm not a bundle of sticks, like you

That's pretty good advice. But this is the so-called "best thread of the offseason". I don't want to miss something funny. So far, I've missed all of the funny.

that's fine and all

I agree. Hard to live up to the expectations.

we've always had different senses of humor

If my life expectations were the same as your's I'd be pretty depressed.

Just pick any 25-30 posts. The whole thing will be that, repeated.

I make fun of person X as much as I make fun of myself.

If people can't see that or understand it I don't know what to say.

When I say things like

"I am the inner circle"

anyone who thinks I'm saying that because I really think it and I'm not just pulling off an e-persona is just...dumb

cool man

some people are scholars

some people are doctors

some people are waiters

some people are janitors

some scholars are happy, some are depressed

some janitors are happy, some are depressed

whatever gets you through the day

me? I'm a happy guy. I'm sorry I don't live up to this board's expectations to where I should be in life. You guys think super highly of me and I suppose I appreciate that.

Could we package Hootie and Pete and trade for Skip and maybe Joey?

am I the prized prospect in that trade or just the throw in?

You remind me of a puppy dog.

Sorter is ****ing awful.

n00b

posts in .gifs

and it's all one ****ing chick

and it creeps me the **** out

that has to be the most overrated n00b of all time

LMAO

You're thinking of veteran's day. I assume you didn't die in service to your country, of course.

You are the once promising veteran that never lived up to your potential. You're Matt Cassell.

Just bring me the pie that was supposed to go to the guys who died.

wut

Sorter is, like, the friendliest mother ****er on this entire board. Discussing football with him is like discussing painting your kitchen with Picasso. He's active, doesn't hide for periods of time like other n00bs, and doesn't get butthurt.

And you think he's OVERRATED?

You're a ****ing weirdo.

.

Ahem :D

Man crush crushed.

Rape sloth is on the way.

You're pretty friendly, but in the back of my mind I know that if I piss you off you might come to my house and threaten to barefist box me. I know, I know, just call it an irrational fear. :D

I don't know what you're trying to insinuate.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md...gt5so1_500.jpg

LMAO

Were you born in Australia, or did you immigrate there?

Born here.


















Mate.

I think I've read this story, but how in the world did you become a Chiefs fan again?

Haha its a little complicated. Also it's midnight and I'm using Tapatalk, ill pm ya in the morning about why I'm a Chiefs fan. :thumb:

If you think you're funny and you laugh at all your own jokes... that's all that matters. It's a bonus when other people laugh but completely optional. Generally though, if you keep repeating variations of the same joke 101 times, it shouldn't be funny to anybody including yourself. You should watch like 3 hours of Ron White prior to making each of these new roasts each day. He doesn't go back to the same well.

Unlucky I think. Very, very unlucky

Unless he's like 60 years old. Then he probably has pretty fond memories. Otherwise, yes. I'd rather be raped by a bevy of kangaroos than be a Chiefs fan.

Careful what you wish for. Have you ever seen the inside of a kangaroo's pouch?

It's pretty disgusting in there.

Crickey. So, you are the spawn of former criminals and you've randomly chosen to be a Chiefs' fan? I can't imagine what strike three is going to be...

I haven't. But I have seen 40 years of the Chiefs.