The Jacksonville Jaguars select Lathan Ransom, S, Ohio St.

The Oakland Raiders select Billy Bowman Jr., S, Oklahoma

Yes, Oakland.

Stop picking good prospects for the Raiders. Channel your inner Mark Davis.

What I wouldn’t give for a head of hair like that, but no, I just can’t.

The Bills select Savion Williams WR TCU

I'd say hair like that would probably cost you ~$3K

Plus two dollars a month for haircuts.

The audience is starting to doze off, so the network shows a replay of Danny Shelton hugging Roger Goodell.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/QzXJ...148/ds.0.0.jpg

Remember Dontari Poe getting intimate with Goodell?

The network won't replay that.

Maybe we'll start showing Jets fans booing their draft picks.

Sorry about the wait, just got off the river from fishing today.

Jets select Jalen Rivers, OL, Miami

Oh, we've got us a Joe Thomas here, fishing during the draft.

The Carolina Panthers select Jonas Sanker, S, Virginia

The Saints select Dillon Gabriel, QB, Oregon

Have DM'd Billay

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part