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Pretend you're getting over a bad breakup and follow this self improvement plan.

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STEP 3: REBUILD AND IMPROVE. When you’re in a relationship, you rarely realize just how much time goes into hanging out with your significant other. After a break-up, you suddenly have all that time to yourself. Treat it like it a gift, and fill those hours with new activities and new people. Take a cooking or bartending class. Join a running club or a yoga studio or a CrossFit gym — something that improves your body and introduces you to new people. Volunteer at a hospital or an animal shelter or a tutoring center. Become a better, stronger, smarter person.

A lot of people write in to the mailbag complaining about not being interested in other women long after a break-up. I say: don’t worry about other women. Take care of YOU. Make your life about self-improvement and learn how to be happy alone. As you continue with Step 3, you’ll become a more confident and more interesting version of yourself. You’ll meet new friends who never knew you when you dated Whatsherface, and the new circles of people will include new women.

Your improved physique, knowledge, and kindness will help you find someone smarter and prettier and funnier than the stupid toolbag who dumped you. And someday, months or years down the road, you’ll run into that ex, and she’ll tell you that you look “really good,” and you, in turn, will wish her well, because you are genuinely happy and are doing better without her. And the fact that you’re better-looking and happier without her will FILL HER WITH THE BILE OF REGRET UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIES COLD AND ALONE! REVENGE IS YOURS!!! SWEET REVENGE! IT TOOK SO MUCH WORK, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...#ixzz39jDFuu3h

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799804)

Tried that http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps811213f4.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps467eaaa5.jpg

I know the tank tops are objectionable to you all but 19 year old females don't mind them

Yup. it's your personality for sure.

As a guy, you shouldn't be taking more selfies than a female.

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 10799816)

Yup. it's your personality for sure.

As a guy, you shouldn't be taking more selfies than a female.

The elaborate combover to hide a severely receding hairline doesn't help, either.

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10799814)

Pretend you're getting over a bad breakup and follow this self improvement plan.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...#ixzz39jDFuu3h

Haha I suppose... im essentially getting over like 15 bad breakups (amount of dates ive had recently that never went anywhere)

I HAVE been playing the "shy guy game" with my texting and getting way better results... Basically pretending to be an innocent puppy and ending everything with haha lol (:

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10799821)

The elaborate combover to hide a severely receding hairline doesn't help, either.

You didnt know until i posted the short hair pic

http://tiwibzone.tiwib.netdna-cdn.co...-bear-coat.jpg

"Bitch better have my honey"

Get a new gimmick. I saw a guy rocking one of these downtown last weekend.

I've never really been into the dating scene, but I do know that females can sense desperation from afar. I wouldn't think that has changed.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10799831)

I've never really been into the dating scene, but I do know that females can sense desperation from afar. I wouldn't think that has changed.

Desperation is simply relative to how you look http://www.modelsearchamerica.com/wp...s-modeling.jpg

If he were walking around bars hitting on every girl in sight, would they think he was desperate?

How you look = the type of person people assume you are.

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799854)

If he was a creeper, he would have problems...guaranteed.

Also, NOBODY LOOKS LIKE THAT ANYWHERE IN REAL LIFE

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799854)

Desperation is simply relative to how you look http://www.modelsearchamerica.com/wp...s-modeling.jpg

If he were walking around bars hitting on every girl in sight, would they think he was desperate?

Yes, numbnuts.

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10799857)

If he was a creeper, he would have problems...guaranteed.

Also, NOBODY LOOKS LIKE THAT ANYWHERE IN REAL LIFE

O I DO

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799854)

Desperation is simply relative to how you look

No, it isn't.

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799854)

If he were walking around bars hitting on every girl in sight, would they think he was desperate?

Yes, they would.

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10799865)

O I DO

orly?

http://i.imgur.com/OLLp7RU.gif

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10799857)

If he was a creeper, he would have problems...guaranteed.

Also, NOBODY LOOKS LIKE THAT ANYWHERE IN REAL LIFE

I've seen a few

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799878)

I've seen a few

homo