Your eyes are like brown circles with black dots in the middle

Lol, thats funny...Thanks for cheering me up.

Oooh. That's excellent, Mr. Demonpenz. I see you also have a knack for this sort of thing. Do you mind if I use it?

How about this one? Your mouth is like a slit near the bottom of your face with fleshy edges.

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Is she one of the two women you were hoping to have a threesome with?

Yes, but that was before I started going out with her.

Well, maybe now that you broke up you can take another shot at the threesome.

I dont think so.

The hard part is going to try and remain friends. We were friends before hand, so I don't want anything to be bitter...

Yeah, that was a joke.

Sort of like the old "then I guess a blow job's out of the question" line.

I see...

Everytime I've dated a chick, it just turned out shitty.

I'm gonna stay single for a while, maybe I'll just start dating dudes.

Well, the good news is that now you know a place to meet eligible men.

Wow.. All I did Halloween was get so drunk at Power and Light that I don't remember most of the night.. Got home somehow.. Don't even remember throwing up, but somehow managed to make it to the bathroom to do it..

I think this might be for the best, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Give it a shot. But, do not attempt to talk me into writing love poems to your dude dates ... "Your pecker is like unto the leaning tower of Pisa from which I drop various sized stones in order to test the theory of gravity ..."

I'm just not cut out for that.

FAX

Those were the days.

I can't clearly remember the last time I got so drunk I threw up. As I recall, it wasn't much fun, though. Poisoning yourself with alcohol to the point you have to regurgitate, is not particularly enjoyable.

As I remember it, the worst part about getting that drunk is trying to sleep when your bed is moving like a boat in rough seas. I would have to put one leg out and my foot on the floor in order to try and make it stop. I don't miss that one bit.

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They're no walk in the park, either.

She probably found a guy who was down with actually doing it.