Next April?

jerk

What kind of car did you trade it for?

Anyone seen Grand Theft Parsons with Johnny Knoxville?

On IFC now if you get it. kinda like "my name is earl" only a bit more dramatic. and of course it's an indie so it's artsy.

I remember you saying you were thinking about an RV. I've never leased a vehicle.

I miss IFC sometimes.

night simply

Pussy

You can do better than that.

It's bedtime.

Goodnight Planet.

LMAO

See everyone later; I will be back though so you can all rest easy knowing that I'll return. :p

this movie is mildly funny. If I knew what it was like to be stoned, I'd bet this is one of those movies that would be really funny stoned.......

I've never been stoned. I was told that it would be "a bad scene" if I did.

I was always told to just say no to drugs, but scotch is a cop's best friend.

Okay.

Well you have the atom bomb......


sorry, time for bed.

Goodnight.

in this thread we call each other pussy to say goodnight.

so, thanks pussy!

Oh. Well, thanks for the education.

so, are you going to call me a pussy?

Just go to bed PUSSY!

Why should I do that?

God damn it I'm bored.

Is it just me or does anybody else get the feeling that LJ has the ability to buck the idea that a physical contact-loving RB can't last more than 5 strong years in the NFL?

The guy got pummelled last year and he even got his head ripped off, but he showed up for every game. I think he's going to last a lot longer than people think.

You sir, are the anti-Mecca.

Anybody watch tonight's South Park?

Holy shit those guys push the envelope right under the door, or off the table, or wherever you push an envelope when you push the envelope.

I'll wear that with a badge of pride.

I certainly hope so, the NFL could use a change of pace at RB and I would of course not be opposed to the Chiefs being the vessel for that change.

It is hilarious. Right out of 300.

"ooooh, do you want to scissor?"


I fell out of my chair when Mr Garrison said that to the butch bull dyke.

oh yes, scissors with me you lis bo

Scissor me Verce. ROFL

And they are all up in arms over IMUS. LMAO

Mr Garrison "children, I'm gay."

children, "Again?!?!?!"

This thread is inane.

exactly, I'm going to be surprised if Mexicans don't do something about tonight's show....


If only there was an Al Sharpton Garcia......

I thought it exactly when they said it. Priceless.

They would need to be able to rhyme completely unrelated words well.

not exactly. The point of the thread is to be pointless.......

Then I'm correct?

no, that would be Jesse Jackson Gonzalez

The Thread about Nothing.

like I said, sorta. But the point is to be pointless, so by default it can't be truely inane.

Kurt Vonnegut died.

And the world is a little less awesome.

watching Psyco 2 now. Jennifer Tilly, young..... yum

who?

You didn't say, "sorta."

Good lord...

You're stupid and probably old.

how would the great donger define "not exactly"

Is it a crime to not know who Kurt is? Sorry, I missed the news......

Everything is relative. How would you define both?

You don't know who Kurt Vonnegut is? Did you go to highschool?

Who?

Why is that relevant? You said, "like I said, sorta." You did not.

Really?

the more you interact with me the more I think you're an idiot, you look to find a soft spot and then keep digging.

Guess what? I didn't "say" anything.

The name sounds somewhat familiar, who is he?

He was an author. Most notibly for Slaghterhouse Five.

you don't know the definition of "both"?

how about this; Both = the one as well as the other





didn't you go to High School?

Watching Conan right now, and I want to **** the shit out of Tina Fey.

Just **** her 'til she snaps in half, then find a way to **** each individual lifeless half, and die right there, having nothing left to live for. The murder-suicide will send me to hell probably, but most likely Tina will be there too and I imagine she'll be much harder to snap, resulting in all kinds of hellfire sex of which the demons will surely forbid from then on.

Stupid = being moreso than me
Old = being moreso than me

LMAO

So are you trying to say that you like Tina Fey?

I agree, I always thought she was cute

Oh.

You say tomato..

The glasses are what really do it.

One of the best books ever written.

Neg rep and an ass beating to anybody that disagrees.

That's right -- I READ BOOKS AND I CAN BEAT SOME ASS. I am literally superior to you in every way.

No offense, but one doesn't need to look very hard to find your "soft spot." It's rather evident.

Anyway, since this thread was, by your admission, about being pointless, I was merely trying to have some fun.

I'll gladly go elsewhere, if that would be helpful.

I'd rather you stay here so I don't have to go very far to proberbially shoot darts at your neck.

Well, the former is somewhat difficult to ascertain.

The latter? I'm 33.

They help. I completely agree.

You don't get to see a lot of realistic-hot girls on TV with Tina Fey's bodyshape.

I just want to **** the hell out of her. Right now. On my computer, I don't care if I can't get online.

The Thread about Nothing excludes no one. Well, except for the Thread Killer.

Yep. Stupid and old.

FYP