ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

It's not all about looks - that's just a starting place. I still need to be interesting, funny, charming, etc. and to get my attention girls still need to be intelligent, have a sense of humor and personality.

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Sure-Oz

09-03-2008 09:23 AM

Clay can just watch Saved by the Bell and watch how Zack Morris operates, there's an episode where he wins a date with a fat chick and totally blows her off, but then later blows off the smokin blonde for her, you can do it claythan!

Hammock Parties

09-03-2008 09:30 PM

Tentatively, I have a date for Friday night.

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5581/chickkt8.jpg

Tentatively, she may fuck my brains out:

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so a virgin? or are you just saying that? well take care i hope to hear from you soon

ETC ETC ETC

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Nope, just want to find someone I'm attracted to and have a wild time. Don't want a relationship lol.

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i didn't mean relationship...but okay maybe i could consider being that one

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That's good, because you're real cute. http://p1.hotornot.com/i/emoticons/smiley_smile.gif

Do you want to chat on yahoo or something?

DaKCMan AP

09-03-2008 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4976540)

Tentatively, I have a date for Friday night.

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5581/chickkt8.jpg

Tentatively, she may fuck my brains out:

ETC ETC ETC

That one may not be bad.. you should get more pics so I can find a reason to call her a fatty or ugly or something. :p

Iowanian

09-03-2008 09:39 PM

don't tell her about the action figures...

Hammock Parties

09-03-2008 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4976605)

That one may not be bad.. you should get more pics so I can find a reason to call her a fatty or ugly or something. :p

Christ, OK, rip apart the pics she doesn't look so good in. Because I'm stoked.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/891...yrtrsnlmf0.jpg

QuikSsurfer

09-03-2008 09:42 PM

She looks like your caliber.

Vietnamese mother and black father?

Phobia

09-03-2008 09:43 PM

She looks fine. Best you can hope for. Sounds like a complete slut too. Good luck.

luv	09-03-2008 09:43 PM

How old is she?

Hammock Parties

09-03-2008 09:43 PM

She love me long time.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2...375978lal5.jpg

Iowanian

09-03-2008 09:44 PM

At least she gave you a photo of the guy who is jumping out of the closet to stretch your starfish.

QuikSsurfer

09-03-2008 09:45 PM

ROFL ROFL

Hammock Parties

09-03-2008 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4976645)

How old is she?

22!

http://home.graffiti.net/zerom3ph/oh-face.jpg

Iowanian

09-03-2008 09:48 PM

I doubt you could score that girls' great grandma.

Look for her at a paigow table.

The only "oooh" face you're going to see on her is going to have a wrinkled brow, a raise eyebrow and a confused "oooh, soooo, you're done already and STILL a virgin"

Her family is going to sell you as a sex slave....

DaKCMan AP

09-03-2008 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4976615)

Christ, OK, rip apart the pics she doesn't look so good in. Because I'm stoked.

You should be. She's a lot better than I'd think you could get.

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