Well son she's in porn what do you expect.......and SLUT or not I'd bang her till she couldn't walk right.

Forbidden fruit
I'll scale your thorny vine
To reach the top
I'll scrape and twist my spine
Forbidden fruit
Man, what a joyous meal
It tastes so sweet
I'll even eat the peel
If they told me that i shouldn't
Then i would
Man, bad must mean good

Her nose looks funny.

I once accidentally slipped and did a tip drill on my GF in the ass....She instantly threw me off, screamed, and started crying...even better...it was on Valentines Day :hump:

I was a little concerned that you were going to take offense to that line of questioning..so..I'm happy with the answer you gave me..;)

Oh by the way if you are going to do anal......you might wanna do an enema first that's why in porn movies it's clean.....if you don't it's uh not so clean in real life, if you know what I mean.

I would like to go to the Dominican and do some diviing but I think I'd like to get out to Cuba 1st, before it really changes.

You should have said.........oh sorry forgot the lube.

Anyone hear about that 8.3 Earthquake off the coast of Japan?

The sphincter muscle, Hamas..can jettison your penis out of her anus with remarkable speed..I have experienced this before..

It was a legit accident...the timing (V-Day) just made it priceless.

True story...

A friend of mine and her hubby were taking a shower together. She bends over to get something, and he decides he wants to try it. She said she fell to her knees in the shower from the pain.

Did it start a bukkake tsunami?

Yeah right, the shower allows for easy access. Thats a well known fact.

"accidently" slipped? great story.