KK turns a blind eye to everything that has happened in the last 18 months. Jack reminds him that last summer, post-Nebraska/Colorado, we were "safe for another ten years."

Oops.

Is he using his old guy voive to talk KK down off the ledge, or did he just tell him to jump?

Excellent.

And he has absolutely no clue about the contracts and is just dealing in crazy hypotheticals.

58,300/71,000 = 82%

You really are a dipshit.

Missouri has been getting ****ing killed for the past half hour on Paul Finebaum's show.

As far as MU's chances in the SEC... by my quick count, MU is 1-5 in the past few years against top 15 teams. It's not just about trying to compete with LSU and Alabama, MU will be going from ~2 games/season against top competition to possibly playing 2 or 3 top 15 teams in a month (Florida is currently in the process of playing 3 in a row).

They'll be playing KU's cupcakes, then IMO, hoping for better than 3-5/4-4 seasons (or however many games you'll be playing) in the SEC. And that's not to say things can't change and MU won't ever be good in the SEC (South Carolina, for example).

He kills everyone.

Last year he said Arkansas and South Carolina should be kicked out of the SEC, and then Arky went to the Sugar Bowl and SC won the East Division.

He is a shock jock just like KK.

KK thinks Auburn, Bama, Florida, LSU and then teams like UofA/SCAR/OLE are inferior to OU and UT?

In fairness - even the hardcore SEC fans tend to think that people that hang on Finebaum's words are pretty much dense as a bag of hammers.

Finebaum's just a contrarian prick. I'm not real torn up about the fact that he doesn't like us.

The picture of your stadium on opening day genius.

:facepalm:

LMAO. This is going to be more stable than there!!! Forget everything that you've seen and heard!! Three imaginary teams have left, and there will be no more!!!

I know that full well. People drive around Tuscaloosa listening to Finebaum's 'Bama homer ass. I can't escape him.

It's more the callers that have been hilariously anti-Mizzou that I'm laughing about. Sample quote: "do they even have music in Missouri?" It's absurd.

What about the post?

That one of your fans thinks KU is now a cupcake because you've had a coach in place for a decade and you've beaten KU twice in a row?

Oh damn, time to surrender the state. MU won, it's over fellas!

You're really this stupid, eh?

Opening day attendence: 58,000
Memorial Stadium capacity: 71,000

I.E. a verified 80% capacity and your claims that the number was inflated are, once again, full of shit.

I didn't figure I needed to spell it out for you. Guess I was wrong.