You're here really early tonight kiddo! :D

My wife is about to get banana creamed......and she has no idea.

You know, Mr. Plow asking who got banana creamed......

Was it you?

You can take viagra for that.

I'm leaving in a half an hour too, so then you all can have some fun :)

No viagra needed. She's sleeping.....

So soon? It's cause I'm here ain't it. :banghead: LOL

...And still can't wake her up eh? :D


j/k

You have to plan it for when she's asleep?

Naw, just usually works out that way.

It's not about her.....it's about my needs.

Thread Killaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

That way, she'll never know it happened.

what a lucky lady :shake:

LMAO


Well, it is what I'm known for.

Who said she was lucky? I'm the lucky one.

She can't argue she has a headache, either.

Is your penis the size of your brain?

After 3 kids and one on the way - we will of had a child in 2005, 2006, 2007, she'd rather I not touch her at all.

That excuse has been proven invalid.

Fertile Mertyl huh?

I'm not sure how to take that. I've got a large brain.

never hear of birth control?

I think I got her friend pregnant 2 months ago just by looking at her and saying hi.

Thank you.

I know, sex is good for headaches.

We're Catholic, so........no.

I think she's speaking of the brain displayed in your avatar.

That's a side view. From the front, I've got a large brain.

So, it's long, but just not very wide.

Wow. I am sure not willing to risk that.

From what I remember, sex is good for a lot of aches.

Compaired to what?

It gets the job done.

I'm thinking this might be the correct time for the 'snip'.

Me either. I want a baby, very much. But I also want to be ready first. The plan is two years from now.

Well, it can't be any longer than the width of his head (on his shoulders).

When are you getting married?

Heh heh.....You don't PLAN children.

Sounds optimistic.

Isn't that considered a form of birth control?

Dude, time to shut off the plumbing. SQUEEK! SQUEEK!

Oh come on now. You don't even know me.

I like to think it "centers" you. Makes the whole world seem easuer to tolerate.

Sure ya do.

THat doesn't mean I can't have some fun with you.

Yes. That's why I'm not quite sure it's appropriate. Plus, not sure that I won't want anymore kids in the future.

You would have to ask Aces. He hasn't proposed yet.

What type of fun are we talking about?!?!?

Isn't it reversable?

You can plan when to stop BC.

Sorry.....obscure Simpson's quote.

Oh, my bad. You were talking about planning children. I just assumed...

Yesh, for at least fifteen minutes

In here. No, I'm not propositioning you.

Propose to him.

You must be with the wrong guy. :p

Not sure. I really haven't done any research. But we had a baby in Feb. 05, then another in Jan. 06. Now we have one due Sept. 07. Damn you New Year's Eve.

No worries. I want to marry him. I'd marry him tommorrow. He just has to pop the question whenever he's ready.

Looks like we could have fun with Aces tonight. :hmmm: :)

Sure luv. Just keep tellin yourself that. :D

Really? My wife was getting excited.

I know I would, but I'll be asleep (hopefully).

She's asleep. How can you tell?

Hee hee ha ha.
I meant for fifteen minutes afterward.
I, like every other guy on this board, am the ultimate in male sensualtiy and longevity and virilty.
:p

...Just noticed that you have surpassed the big 19k.

I'd say prove it, but that would sound really wrong.

Don't you dare pussy out.

He'll ask when he's ready. I hope.

Wow. I didn't even notice.

And I am still within 10k of her.

I don't want to, I HAVE to.

Married 9.5 years. That's gotta say something.

I will succumb to you. I give up. You win.


Funny shit....my cat just sneezed like a mutha fugga.

ha, a variety to some planteer's avatar......

That your wife is very tolerant? :p

I'm sorry. I didn't realize we were competing. Is there a prize?

ZING!

I will actually not defend this, since I will either come across as arrogant or defensive.