Barney Stinson 2,699
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luv 2,433
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Hmmm.

Dogs can't look up.

and the dogs are treated like real ****ing people.

and that's why Taco Bell commercials are better than chick flicks because the dogs they understand Spanish

Did you ever think that it's not that Dogs can understand English, but that maybe you can understand Dog?

Ooh ****

That was really deep for a chargers fan.

I remember my first season here, you gave me a choice of like 6 avatars that would be good luck for the Chargers in the playoffs and I told you to go **** yourself and we lost. I wish I would have chosen one.

If wishes and bitches queers and beers we'd all be dancing to techno.

And wtf are you taking about? I've only been here since November.

oh yeah

but yeah you should take 1 of those avatars.

I actually rooted for the chargers that year for you.

Another thing about chick flicks: bitches love singing for audiences. Especially in a quartet with her three best friends or sisters.

No practicing, though, apparently, ever.

On the subject of chick flicks, the "serious" ones always depict men as evil. The husband is an alcoholic abuser and the nice young next-door neighbor is actually a serial-rapist.

Oh, and the nice guy she meets half-way through the movie is actually a reformed serial-rapist. He's not killing or raping anymore, but he used to. He has a mysterious and dangerous past.

Coyote ugly was a good one