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Hammock Parties 06-21-2014 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10706091)
I can see clearly now the rain has gone..... Much better in this reincarnation, also met the dude and know he's a good guy. Internet blinders are off
They're talking about Darth CarlSatan, you silly goose.

rico 06-21-2014 04:48 AM
Haha, God...which one is he???

notorious 06-21-2014 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10706113)
Haha, God...which one is he???
He's a big pimp lookin' mother-****er with a hat.

loochy 06-21-2014 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10705819)
You and I both, homeslice. Hope it gets better, bud.

I got myself into one of the weirdest, stupidest situations in my life a few days ago. I have been tempted to disclose it, but have held off because I don't feel like elaborating on why I was where I was when all this shit happened. Disclosing health-related shit kind of embarrasses me at 31... Not to mention, it'd take too long to fully describe it. But man, some real ****ed up shit a few days ago...
Are you the guy that I saw on "Sex Sent Me to the ER" yesterday? The dude's wife put a vibrator in his butt and it worked its way up there. They couldn't get itout bbecause his butt muscles kept spasming and forcing it further up. They had to do surgery.

That was rico.

loochy 06-21-2014 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10705850)
I missed out on the whole Chris616 stuff, but I have seen a quote on someone's signature and it was...."whoa." Can someone fill me in on who this dude was and what his trip was? Was it a D.C. thing?
Like Sorter said, you missed out. I mean you REALLY missed out. It wasn't just DC, it was everywhere.

The unfortunate thing is that a mod deleted every post of his so the evidence and laughter is gone. Those threads were definitely HOC material.

crazycoffey 06-21-2014 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10706096)
They're talking about Darth CarlSatan, you silly goose.
That's actually old news, but thanks for ruining the angle I was layin down for the real silly gooses.




I know it's geese, if you weren't sure.......

rico 06-21-2014 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10706143)
Are you the guy that I saw on "Sex Sent Me to the ER" yesterday? The dude's wife put a vibrator in his butt and it worked its way up there. They couldn't get itout bbecause his butt muscles kept spasming and forcing it further up. They had to do surgery.

That was rico.
You outed me! How DARE you!

rico 06-21-2014 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10706127)
He's a big pimp lookin' mother-****er with a hat.
Oh please don't tell me he's Big Cat Daddy....

Saccopoo 06-21-2014 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10706146)
Like Sorter said, you missed out. I mean you REALLY missed out. It wasn't just DC, it was everywhere.

The unfortunate thing is that a mod deleted every post of his so the evidence and laughter is gone. Those threads were definitely HOC material.
He may have been the single greatest short term poster in the history of CP.

Dude was an absolute enlightened pimp daddy.

He was nailed to the cross and Pilate and the CP Senators washed their hands and sealed his fate.

rico 06-21-2014 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10706348)
He may have been the single greatest short term poster in the history of CP.

Dude was an absolute enlightened pimp daddy.

He was nailed to the cross and Pilate and the CP Senators washed their hands and sealed his fate.
He wasn't only banned, but his posts were deleted? Was he one of these "so enlightened they come off as insane" types?

Rausch 06-21-2014 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10706073)
now i know
why people drink
You'll get the hang of it...

Katipan 06-21-2014 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10706371)
He wasn't only banned, but his posts were deleted? Was he one of these "so enlightened they come off as insane" types?
One day he offered someone like Donnie Avery up in prayer and minutes later he scored his only touchdown.

However, it's been pointed out that his presence corresponds with the start of our losing streak.

So Messiah or Antichrist? Still out for debate.

Rausch 06-21-2014 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10706392)
One day he offered someone like Donnie Avery up in prayer and minutes later he scored his only touchdown.

However, it's been pointed out that his presence corresponds with the start of our losing streak.

So Messiah or Antichrist? Still out for debate.
http://www.hogdb.com/wp-content/uplo...06/WellBye.jpg

Bowser 06-21-2014 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10706392)
One day he offered someone like Donnie Avery up in prayer and minutes later he scored his only touchdown.

However, it's been pointed out that his presence corresponds with the start of our losing streak.

So Messiah or Antichrist? Still out for debate.
Bad JuJu or Grand Master Troll? Have we even answered that one yet?

Saccopoo 06-21-2014 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10706371)
He wasn't only banned, but his posts were deleted? Was he one of these "so enlightened they come off as insane" types?
Only if you, the reader, were/was unable to embrace his message of love and peace and compassion.

And he did it with relevant aplomb tying it into positiveness and happiness and the Chiefs.

If Jesus, Confucious, St. Augustine and Descartes combined into a singular supreme being and it mated with Amelia Earhart, the resulting offspring would then ask Chris for an autograph.

He was all that.

Edit: Wait...I think someone quoted Descartes on here recently. Scratch that and insert Sir Issac Newton instead.


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