Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!

I prefer get a pussy... but hey whatever you like. :spock:

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't
come
back.
(Thank you very much.)

My names Joe Thomas.

Mind. Blown.

You Gotta post whore about something cooler than your Dick.

Oooooh suicide is a fun one.

You stare down the chamber like it owes you gas money for long trips.

Do it pussy!

Ok I will.

Hey, Steve McNair! You're in heaven?