mowed the yard today....

Sorry.

Had to do it.

It was there, just begging to be let out.

We got snow today; and some dude was out in his yard mowing in the snow. LMAO

Can you come over and do mine next?

TMI man! :p

Hey Red; what's up?

I'm sorry, THAT never has to beg to be let out.

for how much?

The one thing I like about apartment living is that the lawn is mowed for us.

I wasn't expecting you to pay me to mow my lawn.

Just bring some beer, and we'll down a few after you're done.

I hear ya. The only reason I'm still up is because I'm off work tomorrow.

LMAO

Yup; got a three day weekend over Easter. :D

It can be difficult when a customer asks for paper bags instead of plastic for their groceries. :p

That's right; do ya have anyone working under you?

Deal, you do live in St. Louis right?

[Bob Ueker impression]Juuust a litle west of there

I thought he was training to be a WalMart greeter.

Hey, your title sounds real cool though. :D

He's going to be crosstrained.

Will he be a cross dresser also?

Well, he does have a perm.

NAPA or O'Reilly's?

Hey it could be wrose; your title could be Security Gaurd. :)

Good point.

So he was already.

Manny, Moe, and Jack's place.

Goodnight SR. We love you too.

we'll call for a comprimise, I'll bring the sixer and a mower if you cover my gas.......

Female sexual organ.

Why don't you ask him to pay airfare and cargo fare for the mower?

:) ROFL

:thumb:

Just put it in a can.

Duh.

that would kill the person from mexico

That's alright.

You can find a replacement here.

LMAO

Sad, but true.

You're a can???

Yeah.

An Ameri Can.

Oh wow; he's the talking can!

you stole my punch line.......

I feel an info-mercial coming on.

How many payments of $29.95?

No.
I don't suffer from multiple personality disorder.
















And neither do I.

I'm full of shit.

But not that full.

only 32

Sadly, I like watching infomercials and guessing how many easy payments of $29.95.

...Could have fooled me, but that ain't sayin much. :D

Beats the test pattern, I guess.

Quoted for truth.

:)

When I was little I would sit and watch the flag and national anthem after programming ended. I'm easily amused.

When I was little (yes there was TV then), it was an Indian Chief with full feathered head gear.

If nothin else I am truthful to a fault. :doh!:

I hate infomertials.

Your family had the very first TV!?

do you miss black and white tv?

Me too.

Yes.

It would hurt my car at the dump if I didn't.

I'm going to bed.

Goodnight, guys.

Nite Kiddo!

Pussy

Are you speaking anatomically?

are you Redd Foxx?

So how are the 'cows' doing in your area??????

how much are you, Big K??????

K-Dude!!!

Where you been young man!


The cow is nearly consumed. :D

Yeah that's me, sitting here with my laptop, using my headstone for a seat back.

Good for you my friend! :) We're cool here, just some tech difficulties with the puter for a couple of months...Hope things are well your way..

HA, I just saw something funny,

The History channel has a show on right now titled "There's Something about Mary Magdalene"


That made me laugh out loud.

No.

I'm typing.

Well I'm glad to see ya back. Things are going fairly well here; How's life on the farm?

I understand.

Very well. Gonna rack out, hope to talk with all you fun loving people on Sat night....