You have not been toasted yet.

You're also not frazod.

LMAO

Once they're done it will be time to start all over again so they finish before 2016...

We're gonna get this mother done by Christmas.

That sounds like a challenge :hmmm:

Ok.

You buy though...

WTF is with this 'toast' shit? Has SR suffered an aneurysm, or is there some joke I'm missing?

No you play nice. You better - I've shown nothing but support for you. Except my first week here - when you told me the Braves can lick your hairy asshole - or was that that Travis douchebag? IDK but very early on - you and I had a spat for about a week - WAYYYY back in 2005, I mean I hadn't been here a week, I don't think. It was short-lived and I'm glad we restored our relationship - it was a healing process that worked and we've lasted forever -


Our love is like a diamond.



http://i.imgur.com/Yjby7Pu.gif

You two should date, it was meant to be.

baaahahaha

A lot of my relationships begin with spats. It's really weird. I secretly hated my best friend's guts for like, six months or so after I first met him in high school. Thought he was the world's biggest douchebag.

My wife and i started that way. The first time i met my best friend who is also my son's god father we nearly fought. He was dating my sister at the time.

Got excited there for a minute. Then I read it again. :doh!:

I can't think of any other thread to post this in, since this is the only thread I remember discussing the mullet man shit. And I sure as shit am not going to create a new thread pertaining to it.

Anyways, get this. Remember in like July or so when I posted a few of the mullet man pics from my site? I think I was prompted to do so because a popular fishing magazine picked up one of my mullet man photos and used it for an advertisement, in which the tagline read, "Don't be like this guy. Buy our lures for 30% off today!!" The photo they used was this one:

http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...6/fart-114.jpg

Well today, something funny happened (has been happening all day). My wife received a text from a co-worker that asked, "is this rico?" and attached this photo:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...7e3add15fba893

She replied, "yeah, where'd you get that?" The co-worker said, "I randomly saw it posted on facebook. There are a shitload of people sharing the hell out of it on facebook right now."

I looked into it. Yeah...someone got that pic of me, in the mullet man get-up, turned it into a "Murican" meme and it has been shared all over facebook by hundreds of total...strangers. My mullet man may just be going viral.

I think it is pretty funny.

Are those Billy Bob Teeth? If so, I know the guys who invented them.

This is what the ended up doing with their DDS degrees.

http://www.billybobproducts.com/

I think so...sounds familiar. Purchased them at Spencer's like 6 years ago.

After browsing the site, I am 100% sure that the ones I bought are indeed the Billy Bob brand. Same exact designs.

Did they have a compound so you could mold them to your jawline like dentures? That was their big innovation, along with veneer quality teeth.

They came in the form of tiny little balls, I think. I lost them. It pissed me off.

Well now this has taken an interesting turn for the day...

I look forward to your Mullet-man bar day thread...

I can post a couple very self-defecating photos of the mullet man followed by the inquiry of, "do you think there are a lot of mullet men in gay bars?" But I'm not going to (although it'd be fitting).

On a side note, I bet gay bars are full of mullet men...probably the ones with curly long hair in the back.

Self-defecating? You shit yourself and took a picture?

And cutoff jeans shorts...:D

LMAO

Post of the day!...

Oh shit. I mean, oh crap! I mean...

Deprecating...deprecating...deprecating. Self-deprecating.

Don't try to cover it up now. The stench is there son. Shitty? Absolutely.

ROFL

Oh rico honey!!

http://www.upload.ee/image/1630284/3...s02e24.no_.gif

Please continue with more mullet man threads

To be 100% honest... I wrote the "self-defecating" thing on purpose. Not just saying that to cover up the fact that it made me look stupid... I've come across as stupid on here many times and...90% of the time I don't give a shit. I wrote that because I knew someone would notice it and respond with something funny. So, I set it up, Saul Good knocked it out of the park. 100% serious. I do this a lot actually. Not only on here, but even in real life, I think...

Lol, there are literally hundreds of things I could do with that on here, but I don't think my whoring of the mullet man is generally what most users want in this thread...so I'm gonna ease up on the mullet man attention whoring for now unless something funny happens... like if he gets put in another advertisement or something.

Where's the ****ing meme?

I'm honored to be in the top 100 and listed with the fine humanitarians of Chiefs Planet.

Hilarious write up as well SNR. You have a gift.

Doesn't the white text make it a meme? Judas Priest, I guess I don't know what a ****ing meme is.

Make a single thread dedicated to Mullet Man adventures. When you have something new, update that thread only.

Please do this. Also, once I'm a moderator, I will be banning you from any other threads you post about that character in. Seriously...its you wearing fake teeth and hair. We get it. ****ing Gallagher thinks you've driven that bit into the ground.

I actually didn't know that he was wearing fake hair and teeth when he posted pictures like that before. This is good information to have.

http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...n-by-Shark.jpg

Ok, Saul Good. Officially consider Rick "The Mullet Man" Dickulous, shark shit.

http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...man-toilet.jpg

Don't listen to Saul, he's lying!!! It says right here on my birth certificate that both the hair and teeth are real.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film3/blu-r..._blu-ray_9.jpg

"Yeah, funny Rain Man, funny teeth."

You have always been one of the better posters here for the honest and straight to the point view of things.

You should post moar. Ass hole. ;)

I think he should post less ass hole. I don't want to see that.

No. More ass hole. Especially if it's kate uptons

Well then

That's a game changer

Yeah!

Countdown begins tonight!

a gentle rendering so as not to affront your delicate sensibilities, my lord

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OR **** IT WE COULD JUST BLOW THIS THING OUT

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You've picked the last ten names on this list?

11. Pestilence

http://i.imgur.com/ooS4WAJ.jpg?1

BREAKING: CALIFORNIA MAN ARRESTED FOR SENDING LEWD PICTURES OF HIS MEMBER TO INTERNET FORUM MEMBERS

A Northern California resident's acts of sexual harassment have come to an end after getting arrested Friday afternoon.

The man, who goes by the moniker "Pestilence" on the unofficial Kansas City Chiefs internet fan forum chiefsplanet.com was arrested at his workplace on Friday afternoon, caught in the act of sending another indecent picture of himself to one of the other participants on the forum.

Pestilence's attorney, also a Chiefs Planet member known as "Baby Lee," claimed to police that he doesn't see the problem, and that his client was only contributing to a continuously running gag on the forum since 2012.

"Look, I don't quite understand it, but they've got this character named Fisty McTatt, which is an altered image using photo-editing software that depicts my client's hand contorted into a bizarre-looking fist," said Lee to media sources just hours after the arrest. "This guy Sofa King put some eyes and a mustache on my client's fist, then fixed that face on top of the body of another Chiefs Planet member that features a poorly drawn chest tattoo of a KC Chiefs logo surrounded by phallic objects. That's the joke."

"My client thought it would be funny to create a new character as the kind of straight man to Fisty McTatt's Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Brilliant ****ing show, by the way. Anyway, the new character was Dicky McElephant, you see. And well... it was all supposed to be in good fun."

The edited picture in question (crop-censored above) shows Pestilence's pubic area. The hair is shaved, and in its place is a drawn picture of an elephant, with the defendant's genitalia serving as the elephant's trunk.

Lee claims that he and his client were misled by Chiefs Planet's management team: "I was busy watching my 4th hour of Seinfeld re-runs when 'Pesty' showed this to me. I thought it was really funny, but was unaware of Chiefs Planet's code of conduct. I private messaged Bob Dole, a moderator, asking his opinion, and when I received no response, I figured the image would be safe to distribute to all of the members."

The Dicky McElephant image has been altered by numerous other individuals. These images feature the character in a variety of familiar situations and photographs, including one particularly grotesque and vile alteration of Dorothea Lang's world-famous "Migrant Mother" photograph. In the new image, the elephant character stares down the mother, and a word bubble appears above the character that says, "I'm going in dry!"

Police were made aware of the sexual harassment issue associated with Dicky McElephant from one Kirstie Tynes, a self-proclaimed intellectual property ownership rights advocate. Reportedly, Pestilence had sent her the image on 34 separate occasions, with most of the images showing Tynes' modeling poses interacting sexually with Dicky.

When asked for comment, Tynes only had one word: "Sickening."

A continued investigation of the defendant's testimony will be conducted. Any accomplices, including the aforementioned Sofa King, will be sent in for questioning.

ROFL

The top 10 are going to be insane

Oh my ****ing god...

Something tells me that's a snub nosed elephant.

DANAAAAAAAAAAAA

DA NA NA NA

DA NAAAAAA
DA NA NAAAAAAAAAAA

http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...he-natural.jpg

ROFL

ROFL Holy. ****.

From God's mouth to SNR's keyboard

ROFLMAO

I'm formally requesting a name change to Dicky McElephant.

Our mods are truly some of the finest on the internet

If a mod would change my avatar....that'd be awesome. I'm on my phone....so I can't.

****ing awesome. ROFL

LMAO LMAO

Tell Mrs. McElephant you made the CP list. Maybe she'll reward you with some sugar cane. Or whatever it is that elephants like to eat.

God forbid she logs on CP now and sees my username. I don't think making the list will matter much. :D

Dicky Dumbo?

True story -

The wife just walked in, glanced at the screen, saw Dicky McElephant, and asked WTF was with that name. I explained the story briefly. She looked at me with this deadpan look and said "You are all a bunch of ****ing. idiots. Jesus." And walked out.

She sounds hot.

Chase her downstairs and spend some time with your mother. :fire:

Lol does she know it's me?

Speaking of elephants - you and your ****ing elephant memory! Somebody's mom has their daughter in law log in with her lurker account to tell someone to get off of ChiefsPlanet ONCE, and that poor bastard is labeled forever! lol
No, not yet. I'm sure her opinion of this collective won't change when she finds out, though. :D

ROFL You know I love you, but that was ****ing hilarious!

LMAO

My first thought as well.

Oh. I thought you were going to say something else.